Using an emotional X-ray device, you're provided with a detailed history of the United States, starting from May of 1951 all the way up to tomorrow at 3.30
Birth is mommy's most romantic meat cute and mankind's hottest selfie
Time flies when you're demoralising your children
Is man punishing herself for some perceived guilt?
A life-sized map of the universe and a pocket chart of sexual (cuts) of meat (positions) announce the birth of two bounding twin SILFS (Selves I'd Like to FILF)
Every father is a mother to a tunnel inside us, leading them away. (Note: prior to viewing this, you may want to install a restroom in your pants.)