Mark and Jeremy are at the hospital awaiting the birth of Mark's baby. Sophie is determined to have a natural birth and doesn't want Mark to transfer any of his anxiety to the baby.
Dobby, the object of Mark's desires, is going out with Simon, a graphic designer. Mark and Gerrard form the 'Dobby Club', devoted to winning her over. But who will ultimately triumph, Mark or Gerrard?
Jeremy tries to impress Zahra by holding a book group at the flat, but he's only ever read Mr Nice. Meanwhile, Mark is worried that he can't satisfy Dobby's sexual needs.
It's christening day for his baby, and Mark arranges to pick up Jeremy, the baby's godfather, from Zahra's flat on his way to the church. Unfortunately, the lads get locked in the hallway.
It's Christmas Day and Mark has invited his parents over for lunch. He's planned everything, but Jeremy is over-excited, and Dobby and Super Hans show up.
It's New Year's Eve, and Mark is depressed about Dobby, but Jeremy is determined that the El Dude Brothers are going to enjoy the night of their lives