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Thursday 17 April

06:00 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Louise Minchin is in Dictionary Corner.

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06:45 Will & Grace

Acting Out: When a scene in a sitcom is pulled because it features two gay men kissing, Will and Jack appear on the Today show to protest at the network's decision.

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07:10 According to Jim

Paintball: Cheryl cajoles Jim into attending a disastrous cooking class. To make it up to him, she agrees to go paintballing with him.

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07:35 The King of Queens

Richie's Song: During a painful double-date with Richie and his self-absorbed wife, Marie, Carrie reluctantly tells Doug that Marie's doting ways belie her wandering tendencies.

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08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

Separation: Debra gets upset when she finds out that her parents have separated.

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08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Paints the House: Frank offers to paint Ray's house, but refuses to paint it the colour that Ray and Debra wanted.

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09:00 Frasier

It Takes Two to Tangle: Frasier and Niles desperately search for a wealthy patron to lend support to the failing prep school they both went to.

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09:30 Frasier

Forgotten But Not Gone: Frasier resigns from his beloved Wine Club to avoid a conflict of interest when he begins a new radio show about wine.

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10:00 Undercover Boss USA

Lorne Abony is the CEO and Chairman of in-store media provider Mood Media, one of the fastest growing companies in America. He adopts a disguise and goes undercover in his own company.

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11:00 Come Dine with Me

The latest cook-off comes from West Yorkshire, where first to host is 50-year-old, no-nonsense healthcare worker Bev Stewart whose menu includes fish fingers, and jelly and ice cream.

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11:30 Come Dine with Me

Second to host in Keighley is 40-year-old computer engineer Adam Bolam-Peel, who has plenty of surprises up his sleeve - from Northumbrian pipe playing to a session of poetry writing.

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12:00 Channel 4 News Summary

Includes news headlines and weather.

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12:05 Come Dine with Me

Image-conscious salon owner Rebecca Saunders has plumped for a 'Glitz and Glam' dress code as part of her evening in Keighley that also includes a mock makeover for everyone.

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12:35 Come Dine with Me

It's the turn of Italian sales advisor Philomena Golenya to host in Keighley, and Charlie accidentally breaks the host's chair, while Philomena has to put out a fire in the kitchen.

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13:05 Come Dine with Me

It's the final night in Keighley and last to host is Charlie Walker, who plans a night of extravagant entertainment with a 'Stylish with Swimwear' dress code and a hot tub disco.

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13:40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

Jonnie Irwin shows Steven Weald and Sue Upson five properties for their £150,000 budget north of Naples in Florida.

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14:40 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Louise Minchin is in Dictionary Corner.

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15:30 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to £250,000. In a game-changing twist players could now double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?

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16:30 Fifteen to One

After an 11-year break, the popular quiz show is back with a brand new look. Sandi Toksvig asks 15 contestants some of the toughest questions on television as they play to win £40,000.

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17:30 Come Dine with Me

Host Holly Venning shows her love of Cumbria by serving Cumbrian scallops and chorizo, Cumberland sausage and Penrith fudge pudding. But is it all a bit much for some guests?

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18:00 The Simpsons

22 Short Films about Springfield: A Pulp Fiction-style trip through the everyday life of Springfield reveals what really goes on in this apparently normal town.

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18:30 Hollyoaks

Will Grace be able to go through with the plan? A panicked Joe and Freddie realise that Sandy's life is in danger, while Ste stumbles upon new evidence.

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19:00 Channel 4 News

The latest on the Korean ferry disaster, Vladimir Putin warns the Ukrainian government not to drag its country down, and Green Party MP Caroline Lucas is cleared of public order offences.

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19:55 Lent Diaries

Lent Diaries provides an insight into the lives of worshippers in Britain's West African churches, from the gay pastor fighting for human rights to young people from troubled backgrounds.

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20:00 Posh Pawn

New series uncovering the hidden world of high-end pawnbroking. This episode features two very different women with jaw-dropping necklaces, and a yellow submarine's underwater test drive.

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21:00 15,000 Kids and Counting

The final episode of the series with unparalleled access to the entire adoption process follows children and adopted parents as they learn to live with and love their new family members.

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22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts the show, with captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson who are joined by Dara O Briain and Sharon Horgan. Adam Buxton and Joe Wilkinson assist Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

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23:05 Embarrassing Bodies: Live...

...from the Clinic: A new series in which viewers Skype Doctors Christian, Dawn and Pixie their ailments live on TV. This episode tackles embarrassment surrounding mental health issues.

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00:05 One Born Every Minute

On her birthday, midwife and single mum Lara contemplates life and love while delivering twins. Meanwhile, a nervous dad who's clueless about the labour process prays for a quick delivery.

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01:00 Random Acts

Channel 4's short-form arts strand. Metal B-Boy's super venom leaves Zebra Face magnetised.

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01:05 Food Prices: The Shocking Truth

Jimmy Doherty asks why the prices of staple foods like coffee, eggs, pork and cornflakes have been rising so quickly.

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02:00 Dead Famous DNA

Mark Evans tracks down DNA from Charles Darwin's beard, Napoleon's penis, and JFK and Marilyn Monroe's hair as he tries to find out what analysis of their DNA can reveal about their lives.

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02:55 Shop Secrets: Tricks of the Trade

Superseller Jazzy Jim takes a pitch on London's Portobello Market to show how easy it is to pass off cheap vegetables as 100% organic. And there's a look at bogus boob-enhancement creams.

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03:25 Policemen Behaving Badly

Channel 4 Dispatches: For the first time, insiders expose the power, the bullying and the financial unaccountability of the Police Federation.

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03:55 Unreported World

The world affairs series returns for a new run, starting in Indonesia, home to the planet's most polluted river and a textile industry supplying some of the world's biggest fashion brands.

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04:20 River Cottage Bites

The three star ingredients this time are beef, tomato and shallots, as they come together to create the perfect stew.

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04:40 SuperScrimpers

Katie and Danny are addicted to splashing their cash on home improvements and interiors, a habit that has seriously dented their bank balance. Also, a look at the best bargains on mobiles.

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05:05 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to £250,000. In a game-changing twist players could now double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?

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09:00 Undercover Boss Canada

Greg Roberts, CEO of Mary Brown's Famous Chicken and Taters, Canada's biggest home-grown chain of fast-food chicken restaurants, goes incognito among the workers in his own eateries.

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10:00 Fifteen to One

After an 11-year break, the popular quiz show is back with a brand new look. Sandi Toksvig asks 15 contestants some of the toughest questions on television as they hope to win £40,000.

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11:00 King of Queens

Richie's Song: During a painful double-date with Richie and his self-absorbed wife, Marie, Carrie reluctantly tells Doug that Marie's doting ways belie her wandering tendencies.

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11:30 SuperScrimpers

How to have a fabulous wedding without breaking the bank. Plus dealing with mobile phone companies who change their prices, and tips on home-made booze and budget beauty.

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12:30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

Sara Damergi takes Chris Grandison house hunting with his granny Patricia Blythe on Malta, where Patricia lived many years ago, when her late husband was in the forces.

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13:30 Undercover Boss USA

Lorne Abony is the CEO and Chairman of in-store media provider Mood Media, one of the fastest growing companies in America. He adopts a disguise and goes undercover in his own company.

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14:30 Come Dine with Me

The latest cook-off comes from West Yorkshire, where first to host is 50-year-old, no-nonsense healthcare worker Bev Stewart whose menu includes fish fingers, and jelly and ice cream.

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15:00 Come Dine with Me

Second to host in Keighley is 40-year-old computer engineer Adam Bolam-Peel, who has plenty of surprises up his sleeve - from Northumbrian pipe playing to a session of poetry writing.

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15:30 Come Dine with Me

Image-conscious salon owner Rebecca Saunders has plumped for a 'Glitz and Glam' dress code as part of her evening in Keighley that also includes a mock makeover for everyone.

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16:00 Come Dine with Me

It's the turn of Italian sales advisor Philomena Golenya to host in Keighley, and Charlie accidentally breaks the host's chair, while Philomena has to put out a fire in the kitchen.

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16:30 Come Dine with Me

It's the final night in Keighley and last to host is Charlie Walker, who plans a night of extravagant entertainment with a 'Stylish with Swimwear' dress code and a hot tub disco.

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17:00 Superscrimpers' Challenge

Can a mother and daughter rein in their overspending on fashion and still look the part on a budget of just £50? Can a dad build a coffee table for £5?

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18:00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

Jonnie Irwin shows Steven Weald and Sue Upson five properties for their £150,000 budget north of Naples in Florida.

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19:00 The Hoarder Next Door

Psychotherapist Stelios Kiosses helps hoarder Doreen change her ways and also catches up with Alison, who had a compulsion to collect everything ladybird related. Has she broken the habit?

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20:00 Secret Eaters

Factory night-shift manager Glyn has battled with his weight for over 10 years. His wife Louise is a chef and believes she and Glyn eat healthily. Do the show's hidden cameras back them up?

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21:00 How to Get a Council House

What impact are welfare reforms having on the residents of Tower Hamlets in London and on the council workers trying to provide suitable accommodation for those most in need?

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22:00 One Born Every Minute

On her birthday, midwife and single mum Lara contemplates life and love while delivering twins. Meanwhile, a nervous dad who's clueless about the labour process prays for a quick delivery.

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23:05 15,000 Kids and Counting

The final episode of the series with unparalleled access to the entire adoption process follows children and adopted parents as they learn to live with and love their new family members.

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00:05 The Hunt for the Boston Bombers

The inside story of five days of terror in Boston, told with unique access to the FBI, Boston Police Department, victims of the marathon bombing and those who were caught up in the manhunt.

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01:25 Embarrassing Bodies: Live...

...from the Clinic: A new series in which viewers Skype Doctors Christian, Dawn and Pixie their ailments live on TV. This episode tackles embarrassment surrounding mental health issues.

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02:25 Posh Pawn

New series uncovering the hidden world of high-end pawnbroking. This episode features two very different women with jaw-dropping necklaces, and a yellow submarine's underwater test drive.

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03:20 8 Out of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock and celebrity guests Henning Wehn, Rob Beckett and Kate Humble.

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04:00 Undercover Boss USA

Lorne Abony is the CEO and Chairman of in-store media provider Mood Media, one of the fastest growing companies in America. He adopts a disguise and goes undercover in his own company.

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11:00 Le Havre

(2011) Aki Kaurismäki's charming deadpan comedy-drama about an ageing French shoeshiner who tries to help a young African boy to avoid the immigration authorities. In French/subs.

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12:55 The Double Interview Special

Director Richard Ayoade talks about making his second feature film The Double, a dark comedy based on the novel by Fyodor Dostoevsky.

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13:05 Five Children and It

(2004) Family fantasy. Five siblings are sent to the seaside for safety during World War I, where they have many adventures after meeting a magical creature (voiced by Eddie Izzard).

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14:55 Diary of a Wimpy Kid

(2010) Family comedy telling the story of a pre-teen's (Zachary Gordon) misadventures as he starts life in an American middle school, where he reluctantly falls in with the geek crowd.

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16:45 Fantastic Voyage

(1966) Classic sci-fi adventure. Raquel Welch and Donald Pleasence are among the crew of a miniaturised submarine that's injected into an injured diplomat's body in order to save his life.

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18:45 America's Sweethearts

(2001) Sharp comedy. A publicist (Billy Crystal) tries to promote two Hollywood stars (John Cusack and Catherine Zeta-Jones) as a romantic item. But in reality they're a warring ex-couple.

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20:50 The Amazing Spider-Man 2:...

...Interview Special: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Dane DeHaan and Jamie Foxx talk about making the superhero sequel.

21:00 Iron Man

(2008) A one-time arms dealer (Robert Downey Jr) is reformed and reborn as Iron Man: the scourge of warmongers worldwide, but he faces a threat from an unexpected source. Violent scenes.

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23:25 Inglourious Basterds

(2009) Tarantino's history-tweaking homage to the war movie in which Brad Pitt's squad of Jewish American soldiers go Nazi-hunting in Occupied France. Strong language/bloody violence.

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02:25 Lake Tahoe

(2008) Drama. In Yucatán, Mexico, a teenager (Diego Cataño) crashes the family car and embarks on an odyssey as he seeks help from a range of disparate strangers. In Spanish/subs.

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08:55 Grand Designs

Former Pet Shop Boys manager Tom Watkins and his partner Darron have spent years dreaming of building a modernist, Bauhaus-inspired white cube, but is Hastings ready for such a bold design?

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10:00 Kevin McCloud's Man Made Home

Kevin's cabin needs a floor, a window and a fire. He tries to make a cheese floor, as well as glass from scratch. Later, he burns a wicker man to scare away woodland ghosts.

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11:05 Kirstie's Vintage Gems

Kirstie Allsopp and furniture-maker Anselm Fraser collaborate to help couple Jannine and Shaun Cartwright build some treasure chests for their young boys' toys.

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11:15 Gambit

(1966) Michael Caine and Shirley MacLaine star in Ronald Neame's comic heist caper about a cockney thief who spies the opportunity to scam an immensely wealthy tycoon (Herbert Lom).

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13:25 Time Team

Tony Robinson and the Team have three days to investigate a most unusual 13th-century Gilbertine monastery set in the heart of RAF Chicksands, Bedfordshire.

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14:30 Time Team

Time Team travels to the world-famous Kew Gardens - but how many of its visitors know they're walking on top of a lost royal palace? The Team has just three days to piece it all together.

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15:35 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

Ron and Brenda have different dreams. He wants to move to Carcassonne and open a spiritual retreat, but Brenda wants a new home in Cornwall. Will they choose France, or stay in the UK?

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16:40 Relocation, Relocation

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet the Smalley family, who need space for their business selling hot tubs, and help them to move from Leicestershire to Cumbria.

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17:45 Beat My Build

Two fiercely competitive property developers in Manchester compete to make the most profit from renovating a semi and a terrace. Will breaking all the renovation rules bring a win or loss?

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18:50 Grand Designs

Kevin McCloud revisits Philip and his wife Angela, who moved to Surrey and renovated a Grade II-listed 150-year-old threshing barn after Philip was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

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19:55 Grand Designs

Jonathan and Lindsay want to build a house that's exciting to look at, cheap to run, and ecologically sound. But the build is a battle with technologies that don't work and a tight budget.

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21:00 The Good Wife

Brand new series - We, the Juries: Alicia and Will must decide whether to cooperate with each other when they each represent one half of a couple accused of smuggling drugs.

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22:00 Nashville

Brand new series - I'll Keep Climbing: Teddy holds a press conference in the aftermath of the shooting. Juliette's damaged reputation takes another blow. Deacon struggles to write a song.

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23:00 Southland

Brand new series - Reckoning: In the season five finale, John Cooper must learn to cope with the emotional aftermath of his kidnapping, while Lydia Adams hunts for his abductors.

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23:55 Grand Designs

Jonathan and Lindsay want to build a house that's exciting to look at, cheap to run, and ecologically sound. But the build is a battle with technologies that don't work and a tight budget.

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01:00 Grand Designs

Kevin McCloud revisits Philip and his wife Angela, who moved to Surrey and renovated a Grade II-listed 150-year-old threshing barn after Philip was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

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02:05 The Good Wife

Brand new series - We, the Juries: Alicia and Will must decide whether to cooperate with each other when they each represent one half of a couple accused of smuggling drugs.

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03:05 SuperScrimpers

Mrs Moneypenny heads for the cathedral city of Canterbury. Harry Wallop investigates if cheap dried dog food is good value. And gadget geek Daniel takes the SuperScrimper challenge.

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06:00 Switched

Hunky General Hospital star Scott switches lives with ballroom dancer Chaz. Scott performs at a local dance contest, while Chaz gets the Hollywood treatment preparing for a walk-on part.

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06:25 90210

They're Playing Her Song: Teddy turns to Ian for help, while Annie is mortified when Charlie's friends catch a glimpse of her in her lingerie.

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07:10 Ugly Betty

Plus None: Wilhelmina hosts a charity party, Matt asks Amanda to be his guest, Daniel discovers some facts about his family, and Amanda sets Betty up on a date.

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08:00 Rude(ish) Tube

Rude Tube's naughty little sister discovers some slightly less rude (but still very cheeky) online videos, including a rapping goldfish, a bubble-wrap bike and the craziest beard ever seen.

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08:30 Rude(ish) Tube

Rude Tube's naughty little sister finds some slightly less rude online videos, including Spider-Man playing basketball, Batman being pulled over by police and how not to dock an oil tanker.

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09:00 Made in Chelsea

Cheska is in floods of tears after an upset with Kimberley and Richard. Louise tries to make amends with Jamie at Ollie's party, and at last Spencer and Jamie have a heart-to-heart.

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10:00 Charmed

Morality Bites: Phoebe has a vision of herself being burnt to death at the stake. The sisters travel ten years into the future to see what happened and encounter a modern-day witch hunt.

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11:00 Rude(ish) Tube

Rude Tube's naughty little sister discovers some slightly less rude (but still daft) online videos, including a monkey buying himself a drink, Fenton chasing deer and some very odd beards.

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11:30 Rude(ish) Tube

Rude Tube's naughty little sister locates some slightly less rude online videos, including an 80s dating video montage, a man with glasses tattooed on his face and some dogs with socks.

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12:00 Rules of Engagement

Game On: Audrey is upset when Jeff doesn't react to her promotion at work and assumes he's more interested in the Knicks than in her.

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12:30 Hollyoaks

Joe outlines his plan, unaware that Grace has one of her own. Sam is determined to get to the truth, while a hard-up Nana inadvertently sells Jim's confessional DVD.

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13:00 How I Met Your Mother

We're Not from Here: Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates.

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13:30 How I Met Your Mother

Little Boys: Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad.

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14:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds.

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14:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend.

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15:00 Rules of Engagement

Audrey's Sister: Audrey's sister Barbara (Heather Locklear) is having problems in her marriage and turns to her sibling for help.

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15:30 Rules of Engagement

Guy Code: A puzzled Audrey learns all about the 'guy code' when Jeff decides to share a secret about a new friend with her.

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16:00 Charmed

The Painted World: Prue becomes trapped inside a strange and enchanted painting of a castle alongside a supposedly innocent prisoner who is actually a dangerous warlock.

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17:00 How I Met Your Mother

We're Not from Here: Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates.

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17:30 How I Met Your Mother

Little Boys: Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad.

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18:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises she did her fair share of tormenting in the past.

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18:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things.

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19:00 Hollyoaks

Will Joe and Freddie reach Sandy in time? Trevor is desperate to flee before the choice is out of his hands. Will Cindy betray Dirk, and can Mercedes bag her dream man?

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19:30 How I Met Your Mother

Spoiler Alert: Ted is delighted when he meets - in his view - the perfect girl, but his happiness soon fades when his friends point out her flaw.

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20:00 New: The Big Bang Theory

Brand new series - The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question.

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20:30 New: How I Met Your Mother

Brand new series - Bedtime Stories: To get Marvin off to sleep while they are stuck in traffic on the bus, Marshall creates three rhyming bedtime stories based on the gang's many exploits.

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21:00 New: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brand new series - The Ebony Falcon: For his first task back in the field, Sgt Jeffords prepares to join Peralta and Boyle to infiltrate a gymnasium where steroids are being sold illegally.

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21:30 New: 2 Broke Girls

Brand new series - And the Life After Death: When Caroline hears that Antonia, her former nanny, has died, she and Max go on a road trip to attend the funeral service in Philadelphia.

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22:00 The IT Crowd

Moss and the German: Preparing to spend a weekend watching DVDs at Roy's flat, Moss (Richard Ayoade) realises that his life is stagnating.

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22:35 The IT Crowd

The Dinner Party: Jen finds love, and prepares to host a dinner party with her new bloke Peter and six of their single friends. But when the men pull out, she needs three replacements.

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23:05 Party House

Brand new series - It's Complicated: Fun-loving friends are given an empty mansion and 24 hours to throw the party of a lifetime. Laura and her London-based mates kick off the first one.

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00:10 Rude Tube: Animal Madness

Alex Zane hosts another Rude Tube top 50 countdown, this time featuring all things furry, furious and just plain funny from the animal kingdom, including talking dogs and rasping roosters.

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01:15 Revenge

Brand new series - Struggle: As Emily's blackouts lead her into increasingly violent, unpredictable behaviour, her only hope lies with the person she betrayed most. Nolan confronts Patrick.

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02:10 The IT Crowd

Moss and the German: Preparing to spend a weekend watching DVDs at Roy's flat, Moss (Richard Ayoade) realises that his life is stagnating.

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02:35 The IT Crowd

The Dinner Party: Jen finds love, and prepares to host a dinner party with her new bloke Peter and six of their single friends. But when the men pull out, she needs three replacements.

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03:00 Fresh Meat

Word gets out that it's Howard's birthday and the gang throw him a party, but Oregon has other ideas and things get very messy when a fight breaks out between two of the housemates.

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03:40 Made in Chelsea

Cheska is in floods of tears after an upset with Kimberley and Richard. Louise tries to make amends with Jamie at Ollie's party, and at last Spencer and Jamie have a heart-to-heart.

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04:35 Ugly Betty

Plus None: Wilhelmina hosts a charity party, Matt asks Amanda to be his guest, Daniel discovers some facts about his family, and Amanda sets Betty up on a date.

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07:00 MASSIVE MORNING HITS!

The day starts here. Join us as we count down all the greatest hits from your favourite artists to get you out of bed in no time!

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08:00 #4MUSICREQUESTS: BREAKFAST HITS

Good morning one and all, join us at 4Music for all the hits as requested by you, the viewers. We have all the favourites to accompany your bowl of cereal and bacon butty!

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09:30 THIS WEEK'S FRESH MUSIC TOP 20

A countdown of 4Music's pick of the 20 biggest tracks of the week, featuring the latest videos from the hottest new artists.

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11:00 4MUSIC'S FRESH OBSESSIONS

Join Miquita Oliver as she presents all the best that 4Music has to offer in music and entertainment. We're not just 'slightly enthusiastic' about this show, we're obsessed!

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12:00 RIHANNA VS BEYONCE: TWEET TO BEAT

Join us as we put two of music's greatest ladies head to head. This is your chance to tweet your winner, live! #4MusicRihanna vs #4MusicBeyoncé

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12:50 7 REASONS WHY EMINEM IS A RAP GOD

We welcome the one and only Eminem, and provide seven reasons why he's a rap god. Like you needed any more proof!

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13:20 UKHOT40: THE TOP 20

Find out the UK's new official number one as Will Best counts down the 20 biggest tracks of the week!

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15:00 TRENDING! HIT MUSIC: HOT NEWS

Tune in to hear the biggest songs right now and find out what your favourite music stars and celebrities have been up to in this showbiz news round-up.

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16:00 OFFICIAL BOX+ STREAMING CHART: TOP 20

Join us to count down the 20 most streamed tracks of the week - who will be no.1? Data supplied by Spotify; to listen to the playlist in full, go to 4music.com/charts

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17:30 THE REN & STIMPY SHOW

Animated US television series about the slapstick adventures of two friends: Ren the energetic and unpredictable chihuahua and Stimpy the easy-going and dim-witted cat.

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18:00 THE REN & STIMPY SHOW

Animated US television series about the slapstick adventures of two friends: Ren the energetic and unpredictable chihuahua and Stimpy the easy-going and dim-witted cat.

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18:30 THIS WEEK'S R'N'B & DANCE TOP 20

Stay locked as we present the biggest R'n'B and dance tracks that are storming 4Music this week.

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20:00 KOURTNEY AND KIM TAKE NEW YORK

When Jonathan writes what appears to be a tell-all book about her, Kim is upset until she takes a closer look at the publication and finds that all is not what it seems. Kris throws a house party when Kim and Kourtney return to California, but when the sisters find out about the gathering it's Scott who takes the blame.

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21:00 KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

Khloé and Kourtney plan to throw a baby shower for their pregnant sister Kim but are surprised when she insists that she doesn't want one and do their best to persuade her to change her mind.

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22:00 ALL ABOUT STEVE

(2009) Comedy starring Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper. Eccentric crossword compiler Mary despairs at her single status, so her parents set her up on a date with a cameraman called Steve.

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23:55 FACEJACKER

Kayvan Novak's incredible characters cause havoc, as Terry Tibbs visits a dating agency to get some tips on how to relate to women more successfully, and Dufrais is allowed access to the set of the N-Dubz video shoot.

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00:25 FACEJACKER

Disguised with the aid of prosthetics, Kayvan Novak showcases an amazing array of voices and characters, taking them into real-life situations to interact with unsuspecting members of the public.

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00:55 8 OUT OF 10 CATS

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy statistics quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and guests Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan.

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01:45 MASSIVE 4MUSIC HITS!

4Music stands for nothing but great tracks. Stay tuned as we bring you massive hit after massive hit!

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