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Wednesday 17 December

06:20 The King of Queens

The Shmenkmans: Doug and Carrie are torn between their new friends and their best friends.

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06:45 The King of Queens

Surprise Artie: Doug almost wrecks Carrie's plans for Arthur's surprise 75th birthday party.

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07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun

Charitable Dick: When Dick and Mary attend a charity auction, Dick is caught up in the excitement and gets into a bidding war with Professor Strudwick. Sally's snoring becomes a problem.

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07:35 3rd Rock from the Sun

The Loud Solomon Family: a Dickumentary: The Solomons become the subject of a documentary about the typical American family, but risk revealing their true identities.

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08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Paints the House: Frank offers to decorate Ray's house, but refuses to paint it the colour that Ray and Debra want.

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08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's Birth: As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realises how grown up and independent his daughter has become and recalls the day when she was born.

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09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

The Angry Family: The whole family meets the school's counsellor and a local clergyman to uncover why there's constant bickering between them and Michael's parents.

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09:30 Frasier

First Do No Harm: Frasier undertakes huge projects to make up for being unemployed while Martin persuades him to date Duke's daughter Marie.

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10:00 Frasier

Secret Admirer: Frasier mistakenly believes he is the object of a secret admirer while he is dating an attractive new woman.

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10:30 Frasier

How to Bury a Millionaire: Niles moves in with Frasier after his divorce leaves him strapped for cash.

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11:00 Jamie's Best Ever Christmas

Jamie Oliver brings together his all-time classic Christmas recipes including simple and succulent turkey, tasty stuffing, golden roasties, luscious gravy and all the veg.

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12:00 Channel 4 News Summary

Includes news headlines and weather.

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12:05 A SuperScrimpers Christmas

The SuperScrimpers return with a festive theme to show how to have a very frugal but fun yuletide, including top turkey recipes for using up every last scrap of the Christmas dinner.

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13:05 Come Dine with Me

In this celebrity episode, Diane Abbot MP takes on TV presenter and motor-mouth Terry Christian, model Danielle Lloyd, and ballet dancer Wayne Sleep.

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14:10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

Jonnie Irwin and Laura Hamilton help Graham and Sally Jenkins decide between relocating from Cardiff to west Wiltshire or to Martel in the beautiful Lot region of France.

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15:10 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. David Baddiel is in Dictionary Corner.

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16:00 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?

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17:00 Come Dine with Me

It's the third day in Milton Keynes and the turn of management consultant David, who brings a treat for his guests in the form of dancing Vegas showgirls!

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17:30 Coach Trip

The group enjoy a bit of fresh air in Middelfart where they spend the morning whale watching - although one tourist's eye seems to be drawn to something else entirely.

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18:00 The Simpsons

Treehouse of Horror: On his way home from trick-or-treating, Homer stops off at the treehouse to listen to Bart and Lisa tell three ghostly stories.

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18:30 Hollyoaks

Sienna kidnaps Minnie. Nico wants to find her father for Christmas, but Peri stumbles across some disturbing evidence. Will Tony find out about Sinead's manipulative behaviour?

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19:00 Channel 4 News

America opens diplomatic relations with Cuba for the first time in over 50 years. And Channel 4 News talks to the Church of England's first woman bishop: Bishop Libby of Stockport.

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20:00 Posh Pawn at Christmas

In this Christmas Special, James shocks the team by offering free valuations for charity. Caprice sells a designer dress for a worthy cause. And the staff prepare for their Christmas party.

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21:00 The British Comedy Awards 2014

Jonathan Ross hosts the biggest night of the year for British comedy, which, in its 25th year, continues to celebrate the absolute best and brightest in British comedy.

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23:05 Gogglebox

Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers on: Jamie's Cracking Christmas, The Royal Variety Performance, Home Alone 2, I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, The X Factor and the News.

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00:05 The Selfish Giant

(2013) Drama. Two excluded schoolboys get involved in the shadowy and dangerous world of unscrupulous scrap metal dealing. Starring Conner Chapman and Shaun Thomas. Very strong language.

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01:40 Extreme Brat Camp

There are over 1000 brat camps in the USA, in an industry estimated to be worth over $2 billion. This True Stories documentary explores the child intervention industry.

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02:35 The Bandit of Sherwood Forest

(1946) Swashbuckling adventure. The dashing son of Robin Hood (Cornel Wilde) aims to foil William of Pembroke's plot to abolish the Magna Carta and grab the throne from boy king Henry III.

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04:05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

Phil goes undercover in Cheshire and Lancashire, aiming to make-over two properties that have been frightening off potential buyers.

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05:00 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall uses beetroot, horseradish and mackerel to create a unique pizza.

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05:10 Face the Clock

Rory Bremner challenges six contestants to answer questions against the clock in this quiz show. No one knows when the time will run out - and whoever's playing when it stops is out.

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05:35 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. David Baddiel is in Dictionary Corner.

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09:00 Come Dine with Me

In south-east London, third host is bar manager Josh who is hoping to wow his guests with a menu inspired by his favourite tipple: beer! Even the entertainment is beer based!

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09:30 Coach Trip

Arriving in the fortress town of Fredrikstad, Brendan helps out a local guide with his tour before a rather unique poetry workshop, and there's big trouble at the vote.

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10:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

Steve and Jackie have a million pounds to spend and are looking for a Torquay property, as well as a holiday home in the Algarve. Laura Hamilton and Jasmine Harman are on hand to help.

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11:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

Laura Hamilton and Jonnie Irwin help Martin and Janette find a new home beside the water. But should it be near their family in Warwickshire, or along France's beautiful Canal du Midi?

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12:00 Come Dine with Me

Comedians Christmas Special: Comedians Sean Hughes, Gina Yashere, Paul Tonkinson and Duncan Norvelle go head to head in a culinary battle in aid of charity.

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13:00 Jamie's Best Ever Christmas

Jamie Oliver brings together his all-time classic Christmas recipes including simple and succulent turkey, tasty stuffing, golden roasties, luscious gravy and all the veg.

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14:00 A SuperScrimpers Christmas

The SuperScrimpers return with a festive theme to show how to have a very frugal but fun yuletide, including top turkey recipes for using up every last scrap of the Christmas dinner.

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15:00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

Phil goes undercover in Scotland, trying to get offers on two houses not far from Glasgow's busy city centre, in Giffnock and Uddingston.

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16:00 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas

Kirstie Allsopp presents the first of two festive specials full of gorgeous treats and inspiration for a thoroughly crafty Christmas, from garlands to snow globes and even gingerbread.

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17:00 Jimmy's Grow Your Own Christmas...

...Dinner: Jimmy Doherty has spent months growing and making his own traditional dinner from scratch, to see if it tastes better than the turkey and trimmings at the supermarket.

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18:00 Jamie's Best Ever Christmas

Jamie Oliver brings together his all-time classic Christmas recipes including simple and succulent turkey, tasty stuffing, golden roasties, luscious gravy and all the veg.

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19:00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives

Mark Evans catches up with some of the fat, aggressive and difficult dogs featured on Dogs: Their Secret Lives earlier this year. How are they getting on following their expert advice?

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20:00 The Supervet: Christmas in the...

...Clinic: In this festive special, Noel treats Fieval the Labrador, who needs a total hip replacement. And the show catches up with Scooby the Labrador, Jasper the puppy and Pixie the cat.

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21:00 Gogglebox

Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers on: Jamie's Cracking Christmas, The Royal Variety Performance, Home Alone 2, I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, The X Factor and the News.

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22:00 Skint

Skint tells the intimate stories of people living with the effects of long-term unemployment in one of Britain's most deprived areas, East Marsh in Grimsby.

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23:05 Black Mirror: White Christmas

A chilling feature-length seasonal special of the critically-acclaimed drama series, starring Jon Hamm, Rafe Spall and Oona Chaplin. Three interwoven stories brim with near-future madness.

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00:40 8 Out of 10 Cats: Best Bits

A revisit to the best bits from the last series of 8 out of 10 Cats with host Jimmy Carr, team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock and a host of celebrity guests.

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01:40 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

Gordon Ramsay heads to Beaver, Pennsylvania, where he finds a brother-and-sister team who are unable to work together in a positive manner at Italian restaurant Levanti's.

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02:30 Babylon

Banjo reassures a nervous Robbie ahead of the internal police investigation. And there's a vacancy at the top of the force, and acting Commissioner Charles Inglis is the obvious candidate.

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03:25 Jamie's Comfort Food

Jamie Oliver makes a hearty fish pie, gnudi with butter and sage sauce, and hummingbird cake: a fruity American sponge with pineapple, banana and cinnamon.

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03:50 Come Dine with Me

In this celebrity episode, Diane Abbot MP takes on TV presenter and motor-mouth Terry Christian, model Danielle Lloyd, and ballet dancer Wayne Sleep.

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11:00 Stalag 17

(1953) Classic prisoner of war comedy-drama. Oscar-winning William Holden stars as an opportunistic American POW suspected of spying for the Germans. Directed by Billy Wilder.

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13:25 The Eagle Special

Director Kevin MacDonald and stars Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell discuss making the historical action-adventure The Eagle, an adaptation of Rosemary Sutcliff's novel The Eagle of the Ninth.

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13:35 Hellfighters

(1968) Action adventure. John Wayne and Jim Hutton star as firefighters who travel the world to extinguish oil wells that are blazing out of control. With Vera Miles.

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16:00 The Eagle Special

Director Kevin MacDonald and stars Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell discuss making the historical action-adventure The Eagle, an adaptation of Rosemary Sutcliff's novel The Eagle of the Ninth.

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16:10 Meet Me in St. Louis

(1944) Judy Garland stars in Vincente Minnelli's classic musical about a girl whose romance is threatened by her father's new job. The songs include Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

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18:25 Twilight

(2008) Supernatural romantic fantasy. Kristen Stewart stars as a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire (Robert Pattinson). Also starring Billy Burke and Peter Facinelli.

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20:50 The Eagle Special

Director Kevin MacDonald and stars Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell discuss making the historical action-adventure The Eagle, an adaptation of Rosemary Sutcliff's novel The Eagle of the Ninth.

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21:00 G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

(2009) Channing Tatum season: Violent action adventure with Channing Tatum and Sienna Miller. Terrorists steal a devastating weapon and only the USA's finest, the GI Joes, can stop them.

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23:15 The Dilemma

(2011) Channing Tatum season: A dark comedic look at the secrets in couples' lives. With Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin James, Winona Ryder and Channing Tatum. Some strong language.

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01:30 Gloria

(2013) Comedy-drama about a free-spirited, divorced Chilean woman (Paulina García) and her search for love on the Santiago singles scene. In Spanish/subs. Sex scenes/drug use.

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08:55 Kirstie and Phil's Perfect...

...Christmas: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer lay on a perfect Christmas Day with all the trimmings, including a warm, cosy fireside and a magnificent Christmas lunch.

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10:00 The World's Weirdest Weather

More incredible weather and the science behind it, from an icicle as big as a house to two feet of snow in the driest place on Earth, and surfing for nine miles on a tidal bore.

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11:05 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites

Hugh serves up a TV supper of baked potato stuffed with curried mushrooms.

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11:20 The Thief of Bagdad

(1940) Classic fantasy adventure. Conrad Veidt plays an evil magician who's intent on usurping the King of Bagdad, but he hasn't reckoned on Abu (Sabu), a young thief, intervening.

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13:25 Time Team

Lindisfarne, aka Holy Island, is one of England's most remote, historic and mystical places. But for years locals have been puzzled: why is an apparently empty field known as The Palace?

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14:30 Time Team

Tony and the Team head for the fringes of Sherwood Forest, where residents believe some impressive ruins may have played a part in the ancient tales of Robin Hood and Bad King John.

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15:35 Come Dine with Me

Celebrity Christmas Special: There's festive cheer aplenty for the competitors: drum and bass DJ Goldie; 70s crooner Tony Christie; Blue Peter's Janet Ellis; and actress Susie Amy.

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16:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

Property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help Beryl, who's leaving Northern Ireland behind and heading south, to choose between north Devon or the Costa del Azahar region of Spain.

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17:45 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

Jasmine Harman embarks on one of her toughest property searches yet, on the Caribbean island of St Vincent, for some house-hunters with uncompromising tastes.

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18:50 Kirstie's Homemade Christmas

Kirstie Allsopp creates presents for her friends and family, learning how to make soap and teddy bears. Plus, there are tips on finding thrifty purchases at a London street market.

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19:55 Grand Designs

In Suffolk, Simon and his wife Jill hope to restore one of the smallest surviving medieval guildhalls in the country to its original splendour. Kevin McCloud follows their progress.

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21:00 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas

This film follows the celebrations and traditions of members of the Irish traveller community at Christmas, as well as two of the most jaw-dropping weddings ever shown.

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22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts an 80s special. Jon Richardson and Lee Mack are joined by Henning Wehn and David O'Doherty. Susie Dent pairs with Vic Reeves and Joe Wilkinson helps Rachel Riley.

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23:05 8 Out of 10 Cats Christmas Special

Jimmy Carr hosts a Christmas special with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. Guests include Holly Willoughby, Henning Wehn, Alan Davies, Roisin Conaty, Nick Helm and Joe Wilkinson.

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00:05 Date My Porn Star

Three British porn obsessives visit LA to meet their favourite adult movie stars. But as well as meeting their idols, they witness the darker and less glamorous side of the porn industry.

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01:15 The Worst Jobs in History

The Worst Rural Jobs in History: Tony samples life as a shepherd boy, nettle harvester, reddleman, thresher, chaff-box boy, sedge cutter, sin eater, pole man and lead-white maker.

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02:20 Fargo

Morton's Fork: In the last episode of the series, Molly takes the lead, while Gus pursues a hunch. Lester manipulates the situation, and Malvo finds a new target.

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06:00 Hollyoaks

Diane makes a decision about her future in the village, and Dodger blames Sienna for meddling in his life again. Plus, there's some shocking news for Jason.

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06:30 Paternity Court

Brand new series: Family lawyer Lauren Lake hears and rules on more paternity cases. A Florida woman seeks proof that a married man is her two-month-old daughter's biological father.

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06:50 Happy Endings

The St. Valentine's Day Maxssacre: Max picks up a couple in his limo, only to find that one of his passengers is Grant, the boyfriend he broke up with a year earlier.

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07:15 One Tree Hill

Every Breath Is a Bomb: Haley strikes up a partnership with Dan in his search for Nathan, while Brooke and Julian take new measures to protect their family.

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08:00 Suburgatory

The Witch of East Chatswin: When Tessa encourages Dalia and her friends to wear less revealing Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of local feminist Paula.

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08:30 Happy Endings

Everybody Loves Grant: Max feels insecure when all of his friends fall in love with Grant, as he wonders whether he's really good enough to date such a perfect guy.

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09:00 Charmed

Love Hurts: Leo is shot by the arrow of a Darklighter and asks the sisters to help protect a woman who is being targeted by evil forces. Andy leaves his job to help protect Prue.

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10:00 Rules of Engagement

Free, Free Time: When Audrey's weekly girls' evening out is cancelled at the last moment, Jeff tries to get her out of the house to reclaim his 'free night'.

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10:30 Rules of Engagement

The Score: Adam feels extremely lucky when he finds the perfect birthday present for Jennifer. Jeff tries to avoid finding out the final score of a sports match.

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11:00 How I Met Your Mother

Cupcake: Ted and Victoria face their first relationship challenge when Victoria is offered a job in Germany. Marshall and Lily find themselves in some bother.

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11:30 How I Met Your Mother

Life Among the Gorillas: Marshall has a tough first day at Barney's office and feels like a square peg surrounded by colleagues with obnoxious outlooks on life.

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12:00 Hollyoaks

Diane makes a decision about her future in the village, and Dodger blames Sienna for meddling in his life again. Plus, there's some shocking news for Jason.

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12:30 Paternity Court

Brand new series: Family lawyer Lauren Lake rules on more paternity cases. A woman questions whether her husband is really the biological father of his son from a previous relationship.

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13:00 How I Met Your Mother

Everything Must Go: Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted.

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13:30 How I Met Your Mother

Miracles: Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body.

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14:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend.

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14:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises she did her fair share of tormenting in the past.

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15:00 Rules of Engagement

Zygote: Jeff and Audrey go to a surrogacy seminar with their surrogate, Brenda, but Jeff is sceptical about the new age advice given to help the implantation process.

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15:30 Rules of Engagement

Anniversary Chicken: Jeff is convinced that he has remembered his wedding anniversary and that Audrey has forgotten. Russell pays Timmy to be his translator on a date.

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16:00 Melissa & Joey

Brand new series - Maybe I'm Amazed: After Mel drops a bombshell on Joe during their wedding ceremony, he is forced to make a decision in a hurry that could affect their marriage.

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16:30 Suburgatory

Ryan's Song: Dallas does her best to impress George on their first date. Tessa babysits for Noah but calls Lisa for back-up when his big, dark house gives her the creeps.

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17:00 How I Met Your Mother

Everything Must Go: Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted.

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17:30 How I Met Your Mother

Miracles: Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body.

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18:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things.

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18:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again.

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19:00 Hollyoaks

Nico decides her family would be better off without her. Dodger tells Sienna that he can't be a father to Nico, so she takes action to make sure they have the perfect family Christmas.

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19:30 New: Melissa & Joey

Brand new series - At Last: In the last episode of season four, still reeling from the unexpected news at the wedding, Joe issues an impulsive invitation without consulting Mel first.

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20:00 Edward Scissorhands

(1990) Tim Burton's fantasy drama stars Johnny Depp as a young man who, created but not completed by his inventor (Vincent Price), is left with shears for hands. Also starring Winona Ryder.

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22:05 The Big Bang Theory

The Status Quo Combustion: In the season seven finale, with potential changes affecting different aspects of his life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future.

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22:35 The Big Bang Theory

Pilot: Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists, but have no luck when it comes to understanding women. All this begins to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door.

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23:05 The British Comedy Awards: Even...

...More Awards - Brand new: Jonathan Ross hands out more coveted comedy gongs. There's exclusive interviews with the winners of the night and chats with the cream of British comedy.

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00:10 The Inbetweeners

End of Term: Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam.

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00:45 The Inbetweeners

The Gig and the Girlfriend: To impress a girl in the year below, Simon attends his first concert since seeing Take That with his mum. Unfortunately, Will, Jay and Neil tag along too.

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01:20 Made in Chelsea

Brand new series - Spencer takes the boys on a debauched night out and the girls' spa break is anything but calm and relaxing. Spencer's new girlfriend Lauren ruffles Stephanie's feathers.

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02:25 Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell

Katie Piper visits Magaluf, where many holiday-makers get tattoos they come to regret. Claire hates the tattoo her ex put on her thigh and Jeema the small dragon above her bikini line.

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03:20 Tattoos After Dark

Bats and Blinged-Out Booties: US reality show following after-hours events at two Los Angeles tattoo parlours. Joe's girlfriend breaks up with him over his face tattoo.

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03:45 Tattoos After Dark

Laced Up and Face Down: Betty has a face tattoo after leaving her fiancé, Gabby gets a large back corset piercing and Jersey Joe sees a client he won't forget in a hurry.

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04:10 One Tree Hill

Every Breath Is a Bomb: Haley strikes up a partnership with Dan in his search for Nathan, while Brooke and Julian take new measures to protect their family.

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04:50 Charmed

Love Hurts: Leo is shot by the arrow of a Darklighter and asks the sisters to help protect a woman who is being targeted by evil forces. Andy leaves his job to help protect Prue.

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07:00 THE BREAKFAST FIX: WEDNESDAY

We're kicking Wednesday off with some showbiz goodness! Listen to our playlist stuffed full of massive hits as we catch up on the hottest music news and celebrity gossip.

09:00 UKHOT40: THE XMAS TOP 20

Find out the UK's new official number one as Will Best counts down the 20 biggest tracks of the week!

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10:45 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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11:00 MASSIVE HITS AT CHRISTMAS!

The seasonal celebration starts here. Join us as we count down all the greatest hits from your favourite artists!

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12:00 SANTA BLESSED'S FESTIVE 20!

Santa, as played by Brian Blessed, presents his list of the 20 greatest Christmas songs ever.

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14:00 MASSIVE HITS AT CHRISTMAS!

The seasonal celebration starts here. Join us as we count down all the greatest hits from your favourite artists!

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15:00 #YOUR4MUSIC: ALL STAR XMAS SPECIAL

You control the festive videos we play. Tweet us your video request @4Music using the hashtag #Your4Music, then enjoy your 15 seconds of fame!

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16:00 UKHOT40: THE XMAS TOP 20

Find out the UK's new official number one as Will Best counts down the 20 biggest tracks of the week!

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17:45 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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18:00 MASSIVE HITS AT CHRISTMAS!

The seasonal celebration starts here. Join us as we count down all the greatest hits from your favourite artists!

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18:30 THIS WEEK'S FRESH MUSIC TOP 20

A countdown of 4Music's pick of the 20 biggest tracks of the week, featuring the latest videos from the hottest new artists.

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20:00 KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

Kim creates a plan to throw the paparazzi off her trail when she goes into labour. Kourtney and Khloé attempt to play match-makers by setting up a blind date for their grandmother.

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21:00 8 OUT OF 10 CATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Jimmy Carr hosts a festive edition of the polls and opinions comedy panel show. With team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and guests Sarah Millican, Stephen Mangan and Joe Wilkinson.

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22:00 SLAUGHTER HIGH

(1986) This high school horror flick sees bullied geek Marty badly disfigured when the latest in a long line of pranks goes wrong. Some years later the culprits are gathered together for a class reunion, not realising Marty is about to take revenge on them all...

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23:45 CARDINAL BURNS 1/6

Sketches and narrative comedy written and performed by Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns, including a failed attempt at street art by Banksy, and a shaggy dog story with Phil and Terry on a tour of Buckingham Palace with the Queen.

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00:15 CARDINAL BURNS 2/6

A class of nobodies learn how to be rock stars, Banksy accidentally gets his stepson arrested on a late-night stake out, and cockney cabbie Phil shares some juicy stories about Johnny Depp.

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00:45 SPACED 2/7: Change

Marsha is on the lookout for a new lodger after Amber decides to move out. A vocational crisis forces Tim and Daisy to brave a trip to the Job Centre, while Brian is tortured by a creative block.

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01:15 SPACED 3/7: Mettle

Sinister sabotage seriously threatens Mike and Tim's chances of winning Robot Wars, while Daisy gets a job in Hell's Kitchen and Brian faces the terrifying prospect of an exhibition.

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01:45 THE GREATEST XMAS SONGS OF ALL TIME!

With Santa's help, we're delivering the definitive Christmas soundtrack. These are the greatest Xmas songs of all time, especially for you.

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