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Wednesday 22 May
06:10 The HoobsCombs: Combs are perfect for keeping Hoobycookies in - but is that what the Peeps use them for?
06:35 The HoobsKeeping Warm: There's nothing better than a good Hooblegaze, but it gets a bit chilly on the Peep planet. So how can the Hoobs keep warm while they're Hooblegazing?
07:05 According to JimThe Scrapbook: This episode looks back at Cheryl and Jim's anniversary disasters.
07:30 Everybody Loves RaymondThe Shower: Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation.
07:55 Everybody Loves RaymondBaggage: Ray and Debra wind up in a two-week standoff over a suitcase.
08:25 FrasierHalloween: Niles throws a Halloween party to raise money for the Library Association, but all his guests have to dress up as a famous character from literature.
08:55 FrasierThe Kid: Frasier tries to help Roz out following the revelation about her pregnancy, but he is determined to discover who the father is.
09:30 FrasierThe 1000th Show: Frasier's self-importance and his persistent sibling rivalry with his brother Niles reach crisis point.
10:00 The Secret MillionaireIranian-born Jahan Abedi, who considers himself Welsh through and through, has made millions from property. He goes undercover in Leicester, one of Britain's most racially diverse cities.
11:00 Come Dine with MeLatest to host in Bristol is food critic Darryl Bullock, whose evening takes a nose dive when two of the guests stumble across a rather unpleasant surprise left by his cat.
11:30 What's Cooking?Ben and Lisa's guests are chefs Stacie Stewart and Paul Merrett, plus Beverly Hills 90210 actress Jessica Lowndes and comedian Joel Dommett.
12:35 Channel 4 News SummaryIncludes news headlines and weather.
12:40 1001 Things You Should KnowSandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. Among those asking the questions are Olympic boxer Nicola Adams and boy band Lawson.
13:05 Sarah Beeny's Selling HousesSarah Beeny gives three homeowners in Luton the chance to snoop around each other's houses for inspiration before going up against each other in competition for one buyer.
14:10 Four RoomsMembers of the public attempt to secure significant sums of money in return for one of the first flushing public toilets, a mannequin lamp, and a Miro painting or the Queen... in stone.
15:10 CountdownNick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner.
16:00 Deal or No DealNoel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.
17:00 Come Dine with MeIn Southend, four strangers each host their idea of the perfect dinner party. Contestants include a religious memorabilia collector, an estate agent, a charity worker and a retired banker.
18:00 The SimpsonsA Tale of Two Springfields: Area code and class rivalries split Springfield in two, and Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'.
18:30 HollyoaksA heartbroken Martha makes a weighty promise, while Darren confides in an acquaintance close to his wife's heart about his part in recent events.
19:55 4thought.tv4thought.tv asks 'Why give it all up for God?' Ghanasyam Priya Das was a Hare Krishna monk for three years. He says he'll carry the lessons he learned into the rest of his life.
20:00 Location, Location, LocationKirstie and Phil provide an update on two couples who came to them looking for the dream life in the country.
21:00 24 Hours in A&EThe series that goes behind the scenes at King's College Hospital takes a moving - and sometimes light-hearted - look at when boys become men, and passing the baton between the generations.
22:00 10 O'Clock LiveThe satirical current affairs show continues with David Mitchell, Charlie Brooker, Lauren Laverne and Jimmy Carr providing an alternative take on the week's news.
23:00 12 Year Old Lifer: True StoriesIn 2010, in a small town in America, 12-year-old Paul Gingerich helped his friend shoot and kill his stepfather. This film offers an extraordinary insight into the crime and its aftermath.
00:30 Music on 4: RockCorps Presents NCSThis musical event from Manchester, hosted by Miquita Oliver, features performances and chat with The 1975, Clean Bandit and DJ Goldierocks, plus Rudimental playing Waiting All Night.
01:00 RevengeEngagement: Secure in her engagement to Daniel, Emily plots her next move. Jack shows an incriminating photo to Victoria. Aiden and Takeda have a deadly confrontation.
01:45 Hotel Rwanda(2004) Moving, harrowing drama, based on the true story of a hotel manager (Don Cheadle) and his wife (Sophie Okonedo) who sheltered over 1000 Tutsis during the 1994 Rwanda genocide.
03:45 St ElsewhereCold War: Richard Clarendon considers drastic measures to ensure Nurse Rosenthal's affection. Dr Turner learns that a couple have a record of filing malpractice suits.
04:30 Deal or No DealNoel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.
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09:00 Come Dine with MeIn Burton-on-Trent, four cooks battle it out in a week featuring sloppy banoffee pie, undercooked prawns, and much talk of fake boobs and Botox.
10:00 Come Dine with MeThis episode in south east London sees politically incorrect 'meat and two veg' Reg cook off against teacher Hannah, musician George and Irish legal eagle Sarah.
11:00 Sarah Beeny's Selling HousesSarah Beeny helps three homeowners in Clapham, south London, to improve the saleability of their flats by giving them the chance to look around their rivals' properties.
12:00 Four RoomsWill any of the dealers be tempted by rare and personal Kate Bush memorabilia, two beautiful wooden swans or a wallet said to have belonged to Oliver Cromwell?
13:00 The Secret MillionaireKevin Green has built up a £9m fortune in property. He goes undercover in Barnstable, a pretty market town that is also one of the most deprived areas in rural England.
14:00 The Secret MillionaireIranian-born Jahan Abedi, who considers himself Welsh through and through, has made millions from property. He goes undercover in Leicester, one of Britain's most racially diverse cities.
15:00 Come Dine with MeLatest to host in Bristol is food critic Darryl Bullock, whose evening takes a nose dive when two of the guests stumble across a rather unpleasant surprise left by his cat.
15:30 A Place in the Sun: Winter SunJasmine Harman has her work cut out hoping to find Gordon Sandilands and his partner Louisa Hunter a second home for under £100,000 in Murcia, Spain.
16:30 Come Dine with MeIt's day three of the competition in Warwickshire and admin manager Emma Reddin lays on pea and potato samosas, a selection of Indian curries and some Bollywood dancing.
17:00 Four RoomsMembers of the public attempt to secure significant sums of money in return for one of the first flushing public toilets, a mannequin lamp, and a Miro painting or the Queen... in stone.
18:00 Sarah Beeny's Selling HousesSarah Beeny gives three homeowners in Luton the chance to snoop around each other's houses for inspiration before going up against each other in competition for one buyer.
19:00 Secret EatersSisters Precious and Florence, from Sidcup, are the latest pair to come under the show's spotlight with their eating habits held up for scrutiny.
21:00 Mary Queen of the High StreetIn the final episode of the three-part series, Mary travels to Liskeard in Cornwall, where her usual rocket pace and direct approach meets the laid-back Cornish attitude to life.
22:00 SkintDocumentary series exploring how people survive without work. Claire became a mother in her teens and is worried about the same thing happening to her daughters.
23:05 24 Hours in A&EThe series that goes behind the scenes at King's College Hospital takes a moving - and sometimes light-hearted - look at when boys become men, and passing the baton between the generations.
00:05 World's Weirdest WeatherAlex Beresford reveals the staggering power of air, and how it creates strange weather, from tornadoes to Biblical dust storms, mirages, double rainbows, dust devils, smog and mirages.
01:05 10 O'Clock LiveThe satirical current affairs show continues with David Mitchell, Charlie Brooker, Lauren Laverne and Jimmy Carr providing an alternative take on the week's news.
02:00 Secret EatersSisters Precious and Florence, from Sidcup, are the latest pair to come under the show's spotlight with their eating habits held up for scrutiny.
02:55 Heston's Fantastical FoodCulinary alchemist Heston Blumenthal creates amazing supersized versions of meals and treats. This episode features a giant breakfast, including the biggest ever boiled egg.
03:50 Four RoomsMembers of the public attempt to secure significant sums of money in return for one of the first flushing public toilets, a mannequin lamp, and a Miro painting or the Queen... in stone.
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11:00 Major Dundee(1965) Sam Peckinpah's tough western stars Charlton Heston as a Union soldier in pursuit of a gang of murderous Apaches. But can he persuade Confederate prisoner Richard Harris to aid him?
13:25 Star Trek into Darkness......Interview Special: Film4 talks to JJ Abrams, the man who rebooted the Star Trek franchise in 2009, about returning to the sci-fi saga with his latest release Star Trek into Darkness.
13:30 The Greatest Show on Earth(1952) Charlton Heston stars in Cecil B DeMille's epic drama as a circus manager taking his Big Top through America, with Betty Hutton and Cornel Wilde as the spectacular trapeze act.
16:30 Father Goose(1964) Cary Grant stars as a beach bum dragooned into watching Japanese navy movements in the Pacific. Then his life is thrown into chaos by shipwrecked teacher Leslie Caron and her pupils.
18:50 The Look of Love Interview SpecialSteve Coogan and director Michael Winterbottom talk about making their new biopic of porn magnate and notorious Soho entrepreneur Paul Raymond.
19:00 America's Sweethearts(2001) Sharp comedy starring Billy Crystal as a PR trying to promote Hollywood stars John Cusack and Catherine Zeta-Jones, in reality a warring ex-couple, as a cosy romantic item.
21:00 Layer Cake(2004) Thriller starring Daniel Craig as a drug dealer who wants to retire but whose latest job only drags him in deeper. Brutal violence/strong language/drug use throughout.
23:05 The Girl Next Door(2004) US teen comedy. Elisha Cuthbert stars as a former porn star who turns ambitious student Emile Hirsch's world upside down when she moves in next door. Strong language/sexual scenes.
01:15 Control(2007) Anton Corbijn's acclaimed biography of Joy Division's doomed singer Ian Curtis, played by Sam Riley, with Samantha Morton as his wife. Very strong language.
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08:55 Grand Designs AustraliaPeter Maddison meets Daniel Leipnik and Andrew Preston, who plan to build a slick, pavilion-style abode, huddled around a pool and propped up by poles on a coastal hillside outside Cairns.
10:00 River Cottage BitesBite-sized films from River Cottage show how to create a range of culinary treats.
10:10 Location, Location, LocationIn Yorkshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two young first-time buyers looking to settle down, and also a family who have been scarred by a previous purchase.
11:20 The Nutty Professor(1963) Comedy starring Jerry Lewis as Julius Kelp: a socially awkward science professor who creates a potion he hopes will make him accepted by all. But his formula is far from perfect...
13:25 Time TeamTony Robinson and the Team dig in the heart of historic Newmarket, in search of the remains of King Charles II's racing stables, arguably the world's first dedicated racing stables.
14:30 Time TeamTony Robinson and the Team are in Lincoln's Inn, London, where they have been asked to investigate the remains of a 13th-century palace which belonged to Henry III's Lord Chancellor.
15:35 Location, Location, LocationKirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer face a challenge that's all about postcodes and pickiness. They help a couple search for their first home in Pinner; and two new parents are set on Hitchin.
16:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or AwayCelia and David want to buy a holiday home for the whole family to enjoy together. But will it be in the Cotswolds, or Celia's dream of a house near Lake Garda in Italy?
17:45 A Place in the Sun: Winter SunJasmine Harman helps Preston couple David and Kim France search for the home of their dreams in Barbados on a budget of £400,000.
18:50 Come Dine with MeThis episode comes from Northern Ireland, in a week of competitive dining featuring a controversial seaweed starter, some alternative therapies, some arguing, and a stray hair.
19:55 Grand DesignsKevin McCloud returns to the Weald of Kent and one of the most innovative houses ever featured on Grand Designs: a highly experimental arch-shaped home built from clay tiles.
21:00 Double Your House for Half the......Money: Sarah helps a family in Surrey hoping to turn their ugly duckling house into a New England-style dream. And in Liverpool Vicky wants to turn a listed windmill into a luxury home.
22:00 My Big Fat Gypsy FortuneHow do members of the Travelling community pay for their extraordinary weddings? This programme lifts the lid on a community with its own unique customs, traditions and attitudes to money.
23:05 The Good WifeBrand new series - Invitation to an Inquest: Alicia and Will must prove that a judge's death in a car crash was not the result of reckless driving so that his life insurance will pay out.
00:05 Come Dine with MeThis episode comes from Northern Ireland, in a week of competitive dining featuring a controversial seaweed starter, some alternative therapies, some arguing, and a stray hair.
01:10 Double Your House for Half the......Money: Sarah helps a family in Surrey hoping to turn their ugly duckling house into a New England-style dream. And in Liverpool Vicky wants to turn a listed windmill into a luxury home.
02:15 My Big Fat Gypsy FortuneHow do members of the Travelling community pay for their extraordinary weddings? This programme lifts the lid on a community with its own unique customs, traditions and attitudes to money.
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06:00 SwitchedIn a Switched reunion, Rachel travels back to Minnesota, while Sarah visits her new best friend Michelle in Pennsylvania.
06:20 90210And Away They Go!: Navid wakes up in hospital but has no recollection of who pushed him down the stairs. Adrianna visits him and has an epiphany about her addiction.
07:05 Ugly BettyRabbit Test: The Suarez brood meet Matt's millionaire dad Calvin when Betty gets invited to his Easter egg hunt. However, Betty bungles things with Matt, who wants to avoid Calvin.
07:50 Desperate HousewivesThe Ballad of Booth: Lynette wants Barbara to have therapy but she can't be found anywhere. Preston is questioned over Irina's murder. Can he convince the police he is innocent?
08:40 ScrubsOur Couples: Lucy faces up to the facts about her relationship with Cole, while Turk and Dr Cox compete with each other.
09:10 Rules of EngagementOld School Jeff: Audrey and Jen go to a wedding but Jeff is not willing to attend and takes the opportunity to have a night out with his male friends.
09:40 90210And Away They Go!: Navid wakes up in hospital but has no recollection of who pushed him down the stairs. Adrianna visits him and has an epiphany about her addiction.
10:35 Ugly BettyRabbit Test: The Suarez brood meet Matt's millionaire dad Calvin when Betty gets invited to his Easter egg hunt. However, Betty bungles things with Matt, who wants to avoid Calvin.
11:35 CharmedTrial by Magic: Phoebe does her jury service on a murder case and soon realises that the defendant is not guilty when she has a premonition about the real killer's identity.
12:30 HollyoaksCallum is desperate to save the innocent, but his actions prove devastatingly costly. Meanwhile, will Diane catch Tony red-handed? And a turn of events leaves Nancy distraught.
13:00 How I Met Your MotherThree Days of Snow: Lily comes home from a work trip to Seattle but a blizzard halts her progress and threatens her tradition of meeting Marshall at the airport.
13:30 How I Met Your MotherThe Possimpible: Robin receives a notice saying she must find work within seven days or be deported back to Canada. Lily reveals her unusual talent.
14:00 ScrubsOur Dear Leaders: Lucy takes her new assignment as team leader too seriously. Turk feels threatened when an internationally renowned surgeon pays a visit.
14:30 ScrubsOur Driving Issues: Cole and Dr Kelso learn the hard way that their inflated egos are standing in the way of their friendships.
15:00 CharmedTrial by Magic: Phoebe does her jury service on a murder case and soon realises that the defendant is not guilty when she has a premonition about the real killer's identity.
16:00 Rules of EngagementFix Ups & Downs: Audrey and Jennifer do some match-making. Russell falls in love with a woman he catches a glimpse of in the lobby of his friends' apartment building.
16:30 Rules of EngagementA Visit from Fay: Jennifer discovers some alarming things about Adam's mum. Jeff and Audrey are forced to entertain themselves when their TV stops working.
17:00 How I Met Your MotherThree Days of Snow: Lily comes home from a work trip to Seattle but a blizzard halts her progress and threatens her tradition of meeting Marshall at the airport.
17:25 How I Met Your MotherThe Possimpible: Robin receives a notice saying she must find work within seven days or be deported back to Canada. Lily reveals her unusual talent.
18:00 The Big Bang TheoryThe Staircase Implementation: This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement.
18:30 The Big Bang TheoryThe Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk.
19:00 HollyoaksAn old friend rushes to Sinead's aid, but will her efforts be in vain? Martha's actions leave the Kanes destroyed, while Darren and Nancy attempt to reconcile.
19:30 How I Met Your MotherPilot: Ted realises he wants to find true love when his best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend Lily. Soon, Ted becomes smitten when he meets Robin in a nearby bar.
20:00 X-Men(2000) Tough superhero fantasy. Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen fight for dominance in the battle between the 'mutants' and humanity, with the prize control or co-existence.
22:05 Rude Tube: Total StuntsAlex Zane presents the top 50 Total Stunts where people have risked life and limb for a moment of internet immortality, with hilarious results.
23:10 Made in ChelseaBrand new series - It's games in the garden, country dancing and bunting ahoy as Binky and her mum host a barn dance, but what drama will unfold in the country?
00:15 The Big Bang TheoryThe Staircase Implementation: This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement.
00:45 The Big Bang TheoryThe Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk.
01:15 New GirlBrand new series - Eggs: When Jess hears that her friends Melissa and Sadie are going to have a baby, both she and Cece get into a panic and start to hear their biological clocks ticking.
01:45 The New NormalBrand new series - Blood, Sweat and Fears: David urges Bryan to take a more active role in the birth of their baby but soon regrets it when Bryan signs them up for natural birthing classes.
02:15 The Cleveland ShowBrand new series - Of Lice and Men: After an outbreak of headlice at school, Rallo is forced to cut off his beloved Afro, but when his classmates make fun of him, Cleveland Junior steps in.
02:35 Happy EndingsYesandwitch: Penny's mum's enthusiasm inspires the gang, but when Penny finds out that her mother is hiding some less-than-happy news, she gives her a reality check.
03:00 The Ricky Gervais ShowKarl contemplates how many different species are actually needed in the world and whether or not we should keep looking for new forms of life. Later, Ricky tries to redesign the human body.
03:25 The Cleveland ShowFields of Streams: Cleveland feels nostalgic about his time on his school's baseball team. When he discovers there's no longer a school squad, he starts a new one.
03:50 Being EricaThe Importance of Being Erica: Erica is struggling to make decisions about her life and looks for some direction. Will she find happiness in her choices? Last in series.
04:35 Desperate HousewivesThe Ballad of Booth: Lynette wants Barbara to have therapy but she can't be found anywhere. Preston is questioned over Irina's murder. Can he convince the police he is innocent?
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07:00 THE BREAKFAST FIX: WEDNESDAY
Wake up with 4Music as we kick the morning off with the hottest tracks and the latest celebrity news and gossip.
09:30 HOTTEST TUNES OF THE YEAR SO FAR
What a year it has been for music, so join us as we bring you the hottest tunes of the year so far!
11:00 KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
Kourtney is dismayed when Kim and Scott start spending time together, Kendall and Kylie accidentally ruin their mother's carpet, and Kris bumps into an old flame while visiting her tennis club.
12:00 OFFICIAL UK AIRPLAY: TOP 20
Get your weekly music fix with the 20 hottest videos of the moment. These are the 20 most played tracks in the UK right now!
13:45 WILL.I.AM'S HIJACK: STATESIDE PARTY
Bring on the action! Will.I.Am is hijacking the TV with his party playlist packed full of Stateside superstars.
15:50 VIP TRACK OF THE WEEK!
This week's must-hear track as selected by 4Music.
15:55 KISS FM BREAKFAST SHOW BEST BITS
Catch the best bits from the Kiss Breakfast Show with Rickie, Melvin and Charlie, including celebrity gossip and all the biggest tunes.
16:55 EVERY NUMBER 1 OF 2013 SO FAR!
It's already shaping up to be a bumper year for music and we're celebrating every number 1 of 2013 right now.
18:00 THIS WEEK'S FRESH MUSIC TOP 20
Miquita Oliver counts down 4Music's pick of the 20 biggest tracks of the week, featuring the latest videos from the hottest new artists.
20:00 KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
When the Kardashian family head off on holiday to the Dominican Republic, Kourtney feels unwilling to commit to the trip and her dithering causes her, Kim and Scott to miss their flight.
21:00 KOURTNEY AND KHLOE TAKE MIAMI
Kourtney and Khloé return to Miami. The sisters help get D-A-S-H back on track and promote the shop by doing a photo shoot with two of their employees.
21:30 KOURTNEY AND KHLOE TAKE MIAMI
Khloé wants to look good for Lamar when he comes to Miami for a visit, so Kourtney gives her a bikini wax. Later, Kourtney's drinking takes its toll.
22:00 8 OUT OF 10 CATS UNCUT
An extended edition of the comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrashing out the hot stories of the week, joined by guests Louie Spence, Joe Wilkinson, Elis James and Shappi Khorsandi.
22:50 FACEJACKER
Fonejacker's Kayvan Novak once again plays the man of mystery, but up close and personal with his subjects. Disguised with the aid of prosthetics, Kayvan showcases an amazing array of voices and characters who are thrust into real-life situations where they encounter unsuspecting members of the public.
23:20 VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE
Celebrity impression show mocking our beloved stars and satirising a culture bamboozled by trivia, gossip and regurgitated ideas, starring Morgana Robinson and Terry Mynott. The show features a cherry-picked ensemble cast and a topical sketch recorded in the week of transmission.
23:50 STAND UP FOR THE WEEK
The third series of the topical stand-up show is hosted by Jon Richardson and features Rich Hall, Seann Walsh, Josh Widdicombe, Sara Pascoe and Paul Chowdhry, who take a humorous and no-holds-barred alternative look at a week of big stories, recorded live at the Clapham Grand Theatre in London.
00:40 8 OUT OF 10 CATS UNCUT
An extended edition of the comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrashing out the hot stories of the week, joined by guests Louie Spence, Joe Wilkinson, Elis James and Shappi Khorsandi.
01:30 SMACK THE PONY
Smack the Pony - the stylish, original and utterly uninhibited sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips. Distinctly contemporary. Decidedly maverick.
02:00 THIS WEEK'S HOTTEST NEW VIDS!
Stick with 4Music for a late-night playlist of the hottest new videos of the week.
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