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Wednesday 22 October

06:20 The King of Queens

Ice Cubed: Carrie gets stranded in the snow, while Doug upsets the couple who offer him shelter from the bad weather.

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06:45 The King of Queens

Catching Hell: Spence has to pretend to be Doug at a work event at the baseball. Guest starring Lou (a.k.a. The Incredible Hulk) and Carla Ferrigno as themselves.

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07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun

Much Ado About Dick: When Mary Albright is afraid to be seen with Dick in public as a couple, the Solomons find out all about the human obsession with what other people think.

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07:35 3rd Rock from the Sun

Dick the Vote: Harry runs for a seat on the city council after he is mistaken for a political activist by the media. Dick discovers the democratic system's complexity and struggles to vote.

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08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra: A psychotherapist interviews Debra for an article on the American family but finds the rest of the Barones more interesting than her.

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08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?: Ray and Debra reminisce about more peaceful times in their first apartment.

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09:00 Frasier

Author! Author!: Frasier and Niles decide to write a book together. However, they are almost driven to fratricide before even one word is written.

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09:30 Frasier

Frasier Crane's Day Off: Frasier is off work sick with just his paranoia to keep him company, leading him to believe that everybody is after his job.

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10:00 Daily Brunch with Ocado

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present a hearty mixture of delicious recipes and today's guests include Gaby Roslin, Doc Brown and Sean Kelly.

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11:00 Jamie's Money Saving Meals

Jamie Oliver cooks piri piri pork belly with crispy crackling. There's also a meat-free roast using celeriac, creamy mushroom sauce and cheap-as-chips pearl barley.

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11:30 Come Dine with Me

First up in east Cheshire is glamorous pensioner Val, who is not only fun and flirty, but out to impress with a Middle Eastern banquet. But spicy food makes guest Michelle's ears itch!

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12:00 Channel 4 News Summary

Includes news headlines and weather.

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12:05 Come Dine with Me

Yummy mummy Hazel hopes her combination of fine food and great hosting skills will get her top scores in east Cheshire. But she has a job on her hands to impress fussy eater Michelle.

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12:35 Come Dine with Me

DJ Nick Hawkins is hosting in east Cheshire and is confident that he can multi-task as well as any woman. But guests Val and Hazel wonder if his beef Wellington will rise to the occasion.

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13:10 Come Dine with Me

It's the turn of Michelle to host in east Cheshire. Michelle's certain her deep-fried mushrooms stuffed with duck and orange pâté and a round of bingo will win her the prize.

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13:40 Come Dine with Me

Party girl Zoe Miller is last to host in east Cheshire. She has high hopes for her combination of an international menu, some interesting hats and disco lights for entertainment.

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14:10 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner.

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15:00 Fifteen to One

Sandi Toksvig presents the new series of the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.

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16:00 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?

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17:00 Four in a Bed

Four B&B owners battle to be named the best value for money. The third visit is to The Dolphin Hotel in Exmouth, Devon, where Jo Knowles hopes she'll get guests' seal of approval.

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17:30 Come Dine with Me

In this new episode from Weston-super-Mare, Nancy throws an Austrian-themed party with Wiener schnitzel, venison stew, yodelling lessons and a dessert that inspires extreme criticism.

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18:00 The Simpsons

Once Upon a Time in Springfield: Krusty gets a beautiful new co-star on his TV show. Mr Burns cuts costs at the nuclear plant by stopping the staff's free doughnuts. Anne Hathaway guests.

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18:30 Hollyoaks

Trevor makes a heartbreaking decision, but can he be persuaded to change his mind? The anniversary of Leanne's death looms and while Dennis grieves for her, Blessing makes matters worse.

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19:00 Channel 4 News

Includes sport and weather.

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19:55 The Political Slot

The Conservative Party: Chris Skidmore MP for Kingswood holds regular jobs fairs for his constituents. He says that, since 2010, 500 of them have been able to come off benefits.

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20:00 The Supervet

A life-saving Labrador needs a hip replacement. A dachshund called Frankie needs help with a deformity in his foot. And the owners of shih-tzu called Emily face a life or death decision.

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21:00 Grand Designs

Kevin McCloud returns to a remote part of France and a restoration project of a dilapidated manor house started back in 2003 by Denise Daniel and Doug Ibbs, that is finally finished.

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22:00 Grayson Perry: Who Are You?

Grayson Perry explores identity in this new series as he creates diverse portraits, starting with ex-MP Chris Huhne, Rylan Clark from X-Factor, a Muslim convert and a young transgender man.

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23:00 24 Hours in Police Custody

This episode explores the impact of drugs on young people's lives, as detectives investigate a case of a man caught on CCTV accidentally dropping a large quantity of cocaine.

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00:00 Educating the East End

GCSEs are approaching but Paris and Oscar, two very different year 11 boys, are at risk of failing to fulfil their potential. Can the teachers work out what's stopping them from studying?

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00:55 Fandry

(2013) Indian Film Season: Marathi Cinema. This moving, hard-hitting drama explores the plight of Dalits ('untouchables') in modern India via a love story. In Hindi/Marathi/subs. Violence.

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02:45 Rio Grande

(1950) John Wayne stars in John Ford's western as the commander of a Texan fort who finds his ex-wife (Maureen O'Hara) as much of a danger as the marauding Apaches.

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04:30 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall puts together pasta, courgette and cheese to create the perfect comfort food.

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04:40 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit North London to help first-time buyer Ify, as well as Mike and Rosemary, who have spent the last six years abroad and want to settle down.

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05:35 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner.

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09:00 Come Dine with Me

First to host in North London is Lola Oduba, who is convinced that her natural flair for cooking and sophisticated tastes will ensure an effortless victory.

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09:30 Come Dine with Me

It's day two in North London and the turn of Essex girl and dog-lover Francesca Sawyer to host. Unfortunately, Francesca doesn't own a cooker.

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10:00 Come Dine with Me

DJ Niyi Adelakun swaps his decks for dishes in North London as he deals with a shed full of chickens, a table made from a door and a fridge that doubles as a wardrobe.

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10:30 Come Dine with Me

It's the turn of curtain-maker Joss Woolf in North London. While her Thai menu gets a mixed response, Joss discovers that one of the guests has a crush on her.

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11:00 Come Dine with Me

Last to host in North London is stand-up comedian Boe Olaleye, who hopes to wow his guests with his 'back to African roots' menu.

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11:30 Jamie's Money Saving Meals

Jamie Oliver turns a thrifty cut of beef into a luxurious chilli con carne, uses up some leftover salmon and does something a bit different to make a special meal out of the humble spud.

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12:00 Fifteen to One

Sandi Toksvig presents the new series of the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.

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13:00 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the prime commuter territory of Hertfordshire, helping newly-engaged Liz and Neil in Tring and David and Claire in St Albans.

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14:00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

Phil is in Grappnehall, Warrington, helping Colin Brunold sell his four bed house that has been on the market for five months, addressing some dodgy décor and a chimney problem.

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15:00 Come Dine with Me

It's night three in Boston, and time for the only man to host. Adrian is hoping his spicy food and surprises will help him bag the prize, but could they cost him first place?

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15:30 Four in a Bed

The third visit of the week is to Cranleigh House B&B in Coombe Martin, Devon, where former couple Katherine Armitage and Stewart Johnston offer an alternative experience.

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16:00 Jamie's Money Saving Meals

Jamie Oliver cooks piri piri pork belly with crispy crackling. There's also a meat-free roast using celeriac, creamy mushroom sauce and cheap-as-chips pearl barley.

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16:30 Jamie's Money Saving Meals

Jamie Oliver turns a thrifty cut of beef into a luxurious chilli con carne, uses up some leftover salmon and does something a bit different to make a special meal out of the humble spud.

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17:00 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the prime commuter territory of Hertfordshire, helping newly-engaged Liz and Neil in Tring and David and Claire in St Albans.

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18:00 Fifteen to One

Sandi Toksvig presents the new series of the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.

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19:00 Jamie's Comfort Food

Jamie makes fish and chips with an Indian pale ale batter. There's a treat for vegetarians with Jamie's version of the Indonesian salad gado gado and lastly there's a speedy crab linguine.

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19:30 Sarah Beeny's How to Sell Your...

...Home: Sarah Beeny follows homeowners trying to sell their homes online. Terri Measures in East Sussex is selling her listed cottage, while the Watsons in Nottingham also seek a buyer.

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20:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

Caren meets Linda and her son Matt, who have being living amongst grime and out-of-date food for nine years. And Jamie, from Somerset, helps out Mick in his cluttered North London flat.

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21:00 You Can't Get the Staff

New series exploring how the cream of society handle domestic staff. In episode one, Princess Olga Romanoff hires a 'garden boy' while renowned hostess Lady Colin Campbell seeks a butler.

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22:00 24 Hours in Police Custody

This episode explores the impact of drugs on young people's lives, as detectives investigate a case of a man caught on CCTV accidentally dropping a large quantity of cocaine.

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23:00 Grand Designs

Kevin McCloud returns to a remote part of France and a restoration project of a dilapidated manor house started back in 2003 by Denise Daniel and Doug Ibbs, that is finally finished.

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00:05 Grayson Perry: Who Are You?

Grayson Perry explores identity in this new series as he creates diverse portraits, starting with ex-MP Chris Huhne, Rylan Clark from X-Factor, a Muslim convert and a young transgender man.

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01:05 Secrets of the Living Dolls

A remarkable behind-the-scenes look at a hidden subculture: the secretive world of female masking where men transform themselves into dolls by squeezing into elaborate rubber second skins.

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02:05 Up All Night: The Minicab Office

On a busy night, Courtesy Taxis in Norwich can have 1000 customers, some more sober and better behaved than others. Up All Night reveals what it's like to serve Norwich's post-party people.

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03:05 The Supervet

A Labrador needs a hip replacement. A dachshund called Frankie needs a repair to a deformity in his foot. And the owners of shih-tzu called Emily face a life or death decision.

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04:00 Four in a Bed

Four B&B owners battle to be named the best value for money. The third visit is to The Dolphin Hotel in Exmouth, Devon, where Jo Knowles hopes she'll get guests' seal of approval.

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04:25 Come Dine with Me

In this new episode from Weston-super-Mare, Nancy throws an Austrian-themed party with Wiener schnitzel, venison stew, yodelling lessons and a dessert that inspires extreme criticism.

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11:00 Doctor in Clover

(1966) Comedy. Leslie Phillips plays the would-be Lothario whose attempts to woo the hospital nurses leave him at loggerheads with his boss (James Robertson Justice).

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13:00 Sands of Iwo Jima

(1949) Classic Second World War drama. John Wayne stars as a tough marine sergeant preparing raw recruits for the American attack on the Japanese fortress island of Iwo Jima.

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15:10 A Lawless Street

(1955) Lively Western starring Randolph Scott as a marshal whose obsession with upholding the law has cost him his marriage. But the arrival of a gunman in town could cost him more...

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16:45 Broken Lance

(1954) Western. A strict rancher (Spencer Tracy) treats his sons (Robert Wagner, Richard Widmark, Earl Holliman and Hugh O'Brian) as little more than employees, with fatal consequences.

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18:40 Definitely, Maybe

(2008) Romantic comedy. Abigail Breslin takes her first steps into the adult world when her father (Ryan Reynolds), whose marriage is set for divorce, tells her how he met her mother.

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20:50 Martin Scorsese on Hugo

Director Martin Scorsese talks about making his spirited young adult adventure.

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21:00 Hugo

(2011) Martin Scorsese's fantasy adventure about a lonely boy (Asa Butterfield) living in a Parisian train station. With Chloë Moretz, Jude Law, Sacha Baron Cohen and Ben Kingsley.

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23:25 Copycat

(1995) Cops Holly Hunter and Dermot Mulroney seek the help of agoraphobic criminal profiler Sigourney Weaver to hunt a killer who copies notorious serial killers. Strong language/violence.

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01:45 Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter...

...and Spring: (2003) Drama. A boy and a Buddhist monk share a floating monastery until the boy leaves to explore his sexuality and the world. In Korean/subs. Sex/some animal maltreatment.

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08:55 Time Team

Tony and the Team probe the earliest days of the Industrial Revolution, investigating a complex that produced iron and steel in the unlikely surroundings of tranquil County Durham woodland.

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10:00 Four Rooms

Can a glove worn by Rocky Marciano, hats worn by Michael Jackson, a clock once owned by Elton John or a t-shirt worn by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2 earn their owners big money?

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11:05 River Cottage Bites

River Cottage regular John Wright demonstrates how to forage for crabs and lobsters.

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11:20 White Feather

(1955) Western set in 1870s Wyoming, where a surveyor (Robert Wagner) falls for a Cheyenne woman (Debra Paget) and tries to avert a massacre. Directed by Robert Webb.

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13:25 Time Team

In Iron Age Somerset, areas of high ground were connected by wooden walkways across the marshland. Will vague, 1920s reports be enough to guide the Team to peat-preserved wooden remains?

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14:30 Time Team Special: The Bone Cave

Archaeological evidence of cannibalism in the UK is uncovered when the experts examine Iron Age human remains found in south-west England which suggest the people suffered a brutal demise.

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15:35 New: Come Dine with Me Abroad

Brand new series: The dinner party contest features four determined hosts from Johannesburg's northern suburbs. Chicken pasta, lamb tagine, and almond and orange cake are on the menu.

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16:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

After years of preparation David and Adrian are ready to take the plunge with their dream of an early retirement, but will they plump for Brighton or Gran Canaria?

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17:45 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun

Sara Damergi helps Chris and Lynn from Sheffield search for a dream retirement home on Spain's ever-popular Costa Blanca.

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18:50 The Restoration Man

Architect Neil Worrell and his partner Jackie Robinson are pushed to their limits by their restoration of a forgotten church in the fishing town of Brixham, Devon. Can George Clarke help?

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19:55 Grand Designs

Chris and his wife Sze Liu are embarking on a unique build. They plan to use recycled scrap to turn a rusting Thames barge into an environmentally-friendly three-bed houseboat.

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21:00 Gallipoli's Lost Shipwrecks

Brand new: Documentary in which underwater explorer Robert Ballard pieces together long-lost First World War stories from the Gallipoli campaign through the wrecks lying on the sea floor.

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22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts the show with captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson who are joined by Miles Jupp and Aisling Bea. Nick Helm and Joe Wilkinson assist Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

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23:10 Was It Something I Said?

Continuing the wordplay quiz hosted by David Mitchell, with team captains Micky Flanagan and Richard Ayoade, and guests Robert Webb, Miles Jupp and Charles Dance.

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23:40 8 Out of 10 Cats

Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford battle and debate as they take on the hot topics of the week with Mark Watson, Stephen Mangan, Daniel Sloss and Vanessa Feltz.

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00:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts the show with captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson who are joined by Miles Jupp and Aisling Bea. Nick Helm and Joe Wilkinson assist Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

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01:30 Was It Something I Said?

Continuing the wordplay quiz hosted by David Mitchell, with team captains Micky Flanagan and Richard Ayoade, and guests Robert Webb, Miles Jupp and Charles Dance.

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02:00 Masters of Sex

Brand new series: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised: In the last episode of season two, Masters is disturbed when he watches an early cut of the television documentary about his work.

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03:20 Kirstie's Handmade Treasures

Kirstie Allsopp enters the single-cake class at the Devon Country Show, where a beetroot cake raises some eyebrows.

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06:00 Hollyoaks

Diane is on the warpath and Sinead is terrified about taking a pregnancy test. Frankie is determined to put an end to her family's secrets, but how far will she go to protect a loved one?

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06:30 90210

To the Future!: In the last episode of season three, Naomi makes a decision that could prevent her from graduating, Ryan asks Debbie to move away with him, and Adrianna has her comeuppance.

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07:15 Desperate Housewives

She Needs Me: Susan tells Porter she'll set up a nursery and care for his and Julie's baby while he is at work, but Lynette seems much less inclined to help raise her future granddaughter.

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08:00 Suburgatory

Apocalypse Meow: George struggles to tell Tessa that he has sold their home so that they can move in with the Royces, so he enlists Dallas to help break the news.

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08:30 Happy Endings

To Serb with Love: Jane struggles to write an amusing speech when her parents plan a big party to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the opening of their mattress shop.

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09:00 Rules of Engagement

Surro-Gate: In the first episode of season five, Jeff and Audrey discover some surprising news about the surrogate mother they have chosen for their baby.

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09:30 Melissa & Joey

Pretty Big Liars: When Ryder decides to invest in stocks and shares, he turns to Joe for advice, but Joe thinks that Ryder's choice of investment is a poor one.

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10:00 Charmed

Run, Piper, Run: Looking for a new career path, Piper goes for an interview with a corporate recruitment consultant. Phoebe has a powerful premonition that an earthquake will strike.

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11:00 Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nothing Personal: Just when there's no one left to trust, Agent Maria Hill returns to team up with Phil Coulson as S.H.I.E.L.D. is being destroyed around them.

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12:00 Hollyoaks

Diane is on the warpath and Sinead is terrified about taking a pregnancy test. Frankie is determined to put an end to her family's secrets, but how far will she go to protect a loved one?

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12:35 Rules of Engagement

Fountain of Youth: Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way they can still have fun, and Adam tries to film his pet cockatoo performing a trick.

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13:00 How I Met Your Mother

The Pre-Nup: On the advice of a colleague, Barney draws up an extensive pre-nuptial agreement that leaves Quinn outraged and a war of the sexes develops in the group.

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13:30 How I Met Your Mother

Nannies: Lily and Marshall struggle to find a good nanny within their budget for baby Marvin, while Robin and Ted compete over who has the best new relationship.

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14:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa.

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14:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him, only to discover that he actually can talk to a member of the opposite sex after a few drinks.

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15:00 Melissa & Joey

A Pair of Sneakers: Mel's attempts to teach Lennox how to drive don't go very well, but when Joe offers to take over the lessons, Mel refuses to allow it.

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15:30 Rules of Engagement

Surro-Gate: In the first episode of season five, Jeff and Audrey discover some surprising news about the surrogate mother they have chosen for their baby.

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16:00 Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Ragtag: In the penultimate episode, Ward's betrayal and HYDRA's shocking secrets are revealed as Phil Coulson's team of agents go undercover on a mission that leaves no one unscathed.

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17:00 How I Met Your Mother

The Pre-Nup: On the advice of a colleague, Barney draws up an extensive pre-nuptial agreement that leaves Quinn outraged and a war of the sexes develops in the group.

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17:30 How I Met Your Mother

Nannies: Lily and Marshall struggle to find a good nanny within their budget for baby Marvin, while Robin and Ted compete over who has the best new relationship.

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18:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard are asked to give a paper at a physics conference, but Sheldon is reluctant to share the credit, so Penny tries to help.

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18:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny on stage singing in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's lie gets out of control.

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19:00 Hollyoaks

Sienna offers to look after Myra-Pocahontas, but does she have an ulterior motive? A shock revelation at baby Rose's birthday party causes chaos at the Lomax household.

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19:30 How I Met Your Mother

The Broath: Barney tries to persuade his friends to meet Quinn and get to know her properly. However, Ted is convinced that Quinn is only after Barney's money.

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20:00 Honey I Blew Up the Kid

(1992) Sci-fi comedy. Rick Moranis plays a scientist who's employed by a multinational to develop a growth accelerant. But when an experiment goes wrong, his baby grows to Godzilla size.

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21:50 The Big Bang Theory

The Cohabitation Formulation: A stressed Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother.

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22:20 The Big Bang Theory

The Toast Derivation: A surprised Sheldon is disturbed to find out that it's Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him.

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22:50 Made in Chelsea

Brand new series - Andy is busy telling everyone how he feels about Louise and Alik, while an explosive revelation threatens to tear Chelsea's newest couple apart.

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23:55 Glue

Brand new series - James is in custody and the police are convinced he's guilty, but Ruth has doubts that draw her to Elizabeth Marshall. Meanwhile, James calls his friends for help.

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01:00 Suburgatory

Brand new series - Stiiiiiiill Horny: In the last episode of season three, Tessa joins a sewing group, George writes a song for his muse and the honeymoon period is over for Malik and Lisa.

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01:30 The Inbetweeners

Sparkling comedy about being a suburban teenager. Will (Simon Bird), whose parents have just divorced, is forced to move to a new area and change from private to comprehensive school.

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02:00 The IT Crowd

Something Happened: The BAFTA-winning series continues. Douglas becomes a Spaceologist, Roy's life is changed by a bad back, and Jen gets involved with a rock band.

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02:30 Drifters

Nineties Night: Mark reinvents himself as a DJ and Meg helps him out at his 90s Night, while Bunny's attempt to raise some money to pay the rent spirals out of control.

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02:55 The Cleveland Show

A Rodent Like This: When Donna discovers there's a rat in the house, she moves herself and the children to her mother's home, leaving Cleveland behind to kill the intruder.

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03:15 Bob's Burgers

Beefsquatch: In the last episode of season two, Bob is delighted when he is asked to appear in the cookery segment of a local morning news programme.

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03:40 Desperate Housewives

She Needs Me: Susan tells Porter she'll set up a nursery and care for his and Julie's baby while he is at work, but Lynette seems much less inclined to help raise her future granddaughter.

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04:20 Charmed

Run, Piper, Run: Looking for a new career path, Piper goes for an interview with a corporate recruitment consultant. Phoebe has a powerful premonition that an earthquake will strike.

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07:00 THE BREAKFAST FIX: WEDNESDAY

We're kicking Wednesday off with some showbiz goodness! Listen to our playlist stuffed full of massive hits as we catch up on the hottest music news and celebrity gossip.

09:00 UKHOT40: THE TOP 20

Find out the UK's new official number one as Will Best counts down the 20 biggest tracks of the week!

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10:45 ALL ACCESS: MORNING MIX

Brighten up your morning with exclusive all-star access, the biggest videos around, plus today's showbiz news.

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12:00 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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12:15 TRENDING! HIT MUSIC: HOT NEWS

Tune in to hear the biggest songs right now and find out what your favourite music stars and celebrities have been up to in this showbiz news round-up.

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13:00 CLASS OF 2014: POP'S WINNERS & LOSERS

Who is top of the class and who should be put in detention? Will Best praises this year's high performers and reprimands the worst in the pop world.

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14:00 THE AWESOME AFTERNOON HITLIST

Sam Homewood brings you the latest showbiz news, hottest celebrity access and biggest videos around to make your afternoon truly awesome!

16:00 4MUSIC VIDEO HONOURS: BEST GIRL NOMINEES

Voting is open for this year's awards, so have your say in our Best Girl category with the help of Miquita Oliver and music from the nominees. You decide!

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17:00 THE 10 BREAKTHROUGH STARS OF 2014!

Meet the artists who came from nowhere to become superstars. Join us as we count down the biggest breakthrough stars of 2014!

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17:45 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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18:00 THE WORLD'S GREATEST POPSTARS: TOP 20

Who are the greatest, most awe-inspiring popstars on the planet? One of the world's best-known voiceover artists, Peter Dickson, gives us the top 20 countdown!

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19:45 THIS WEEK'S HOTTEST NEW VIDS!

Stick with 4Music for a playlist of the hottest new videos of the week.

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20:00 KOURTNEY AND KIM TAKE MIAMI

When Khloé confides in the family about her fertility issues, Kourtney contemplates acting as a surrogate mother for her sister. Kim hires a private investigator to follow Scott, despite Khloé's reservations.

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21:00 8 OUT OF 10 CATS UNCUT

Extended edition of the comedy panel show in which host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Nancy Dell 'Olio, Joe Wilkinson, Greg Rutherford and Jimeoin.

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21:50 DERREN BROWN: TRICK OF THE MIND 5/6

Derren disguises himself as a Victorian fortune-telling automaton and writer Iain Banks is out-worded by his own books.

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22:20 DERREN BROWN: TRICK OF THE MIND 6/6

Derren takes a trip to Glastonbury, the heart of English new-ageism, for a spot of mischief-making. The tables are turned on a card expert, and Derren tries to help Alistair McGowan make an impression on Richard Madeley.

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22:50 CABIN FEVER

(2002) Hostel director Eli Roth's first exuberant take on the horror genre features five teenagers on holiday at a cabin in the woods. But their peace is interrupted by a dying hermit who infects their drinking water with a hideous virus, plunging them into a grisly fight for survival.

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00:35 BESTIVAL 2014

Join us for Bestival 2014 highlights, featuring acts such as Sam Smith, Chic, Clean Bandit and Basement Jaxx!

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01:35 MASSIVE 4MUSIC HITS!

4Music stands for nothing but great tracks. Stay tuned as we bring you massive hit after massive hit!

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