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Thursday 30 October

06:20 The King of Queens

Raygin Bulls: Doug and Ray Barone have a "guys' night out". Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock when she visits her mother's grave.

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06:45 The King of Queens

Baker's Doesn't: Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake.

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07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun

Same Old Song and Dick: Dick tries to bring the magic back in to his relationship, but soon learns the difference between being in a rut and being comfortable. Sally and Harry switch jobs.

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07:35 3rd Rock from the Sun

I Brake for Dick: Dick feels guilty after running over a chipmunk in his car, so he becomes an animal rights activist to make amends. Harry tries to learn the skills taught to Boy Scouts.

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08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil War: Ray volunteers for a Battle of Gettysburg re-enactment to spend some quality time with his father - although they are fighting on opposite sides.

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08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia: Ray's oldest living relative, his great aunt Sarina, turns up from Italy to help Ally with a school project about family trees.

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09:00 Frasier

Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice: Frasier attempts to work his psychoanalysis on a self-confessed lazy criminal, Phil, who has stolen his briefcase and his car.

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09:30 Frasier

You Scratch My Book: Stunning pop psychologist Honey Snow (Shannon Tweed) makes quite an impression on Frasier, against his better judgement.

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10:00 Daily Brunch with Ocado

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer welcome guests Tom Chambers, Katie Piper, museum paleontologist Dr Paul Taylor and 18-year-old food blogger Izy Hossack.

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11:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, while Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum.

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11:30 Come Dine with Me

First to host in Coventry is 22-year-old wannabe glamour model Annierose Crone, who loves sausages so much they will feature not only in her starter and her main, but her dessert as well.

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12:00 Channel 4 News Summary

Includes news headlines and weather.

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12:05 Come Dine with Me

It's the second day of the competition in Coventry and the turn of Chris Tabor - master chocolatier and all-round food snob - to take up the culinary challenge.

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12:35 Come Dine with Me

Third to host in Coventry is part-time pro-wrestler Joanne Edwards, who leads with the risky strategy of preparing dishes that she has never cooked before.

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13:05 Come Dine with Me

Picky pub landlord Tony Jackson is fourth to host in Coventry. All of Tony's guests have high expectations for his pub-themed night. Especially arch rival Chris, who's looking for revenge.

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13:40 Come Dine with Me

It's the last night of the competition in Coventry and hair salon owner Michelle Russell must not only host, but manage the tensions and frustrations bubbling close to the surface.

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14:10 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner.

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15:00 Fifteen to One

Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.

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16:00 Deal or No Deal

This Halloween is set to be one of Deal or No Deal's most terrifying yet as The Dream Factory is transformed into the horribly haunted village of Little Dealington, with exciting twists.

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17:00 Come Dine with Me

It's the fourth night in Perth and the turn of feisty blond Jenna to impress. She is aiming for perfection, but one guest is baffled by her decision to put plastic on her dining room floor.

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17:30 Coach Trip

Munster: At a boating lake a weighty issue sees the group make waves with the locals, revelations abound on the coach and it's feeding time at the zoo.

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18:00 The Simpsons

Treehouse of Horror XIII: Homer's cloning hammock gets out of control and Lisa's meddling leaves Springfield vulnerable to zombie attack.

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18:30 Hollyoaks

The McQueens are shocked to discover the truth about Nana's accident, while Carmel's life is on the line. A familiar face returns to see Ste, but it's a case of bad timing.

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19:00 Channel 4 News

Includes sport and weather.

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19:55 DEC Ebola Appeal

An appeal on behalf of the Disasters Emergency Committee to help those affected by Ebola in West Africa.

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20:00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces

George meets a man trying to build a UFO-styled house; a woman making a garden room using material including earth, straw and human hair; and visits a floating swimming pool in Italy.

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21:00 24 Hours in A&E

The award-winning series returns for a new run at a new hospital: St George's in south west London. The trauma team fight to save the life of a young woman after a motorbike accident.

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22:00 Scrotal Recall

Bethany: In a flashback to four years earlier, Dylan panics that he's in a serious relationship with Bethany, while Luke has trouble with his new boss Diana.

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22:30 8 Out of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr returns with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock for a new series of the popular panel show. With guests Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.

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23:20 The Sex Clinic

The series features more patients at two of the UK's busiest sexual health clinics. Richard has a strange spot on his penis, while porn star Eva May wants to know if she can return to work.

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00:15 Embarrassing Bodies

Dr Dawn meets a family who carry the BRCA 1 breast cancer gene. And the doctors see what a week of boozing in Magaluf has done to the lads' sperm and their capacity for erections.

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01:15 One Born Every Minute

This episode features mums who break the rules, defy convention and arrive at motherhood in very individual ways, including the series' first Indian couple, who dated in secret when young.

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02:10 Shop Secrets: Tricks of the Trade

Will diners notice that the cod in their cod and chips is Vietnamese catfish? And super seller Lauran sets up a stall to sell counterfeit premium brand cosmetics at unbelievably low prices.

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02:35 Benefits Britain: Channel 4...

...Dispatches: Universal credit is meant to save money and make it easier for welfare claimants to return to work. But claimants and benefits staff tell Dispatches the system isn't working.

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03:05 Unreported World

Unreported World meets some of the thousands of young Russian women moving to China to become models, but finding the work and conditions a lot harder than they had expected.

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03:35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

Phil travels to the affluent area of Stockton Heath, Warrington, to help Pauline and Alan, whose property has been on the market for three months without any offers.

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04:30 Kirstie's Handmade Treasures

Kirstie wants to surprise some guests with two delicious mains: roast beef with mulled wine gravy, and one for the vegetarians: masala cauliflower with coconut stuffing.

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04:40 Location, Location, Location

In London, Phil Spencer helps fiancées Sam and Krystle to find a house before they marry. Kirstie Allsopp helps tall twins Matt and Chris, who are clubbing together to buy their first home.

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05:35 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner.

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09:00 Come Dine with Me

In this new episode from Weston-super-Mare, Chris hosts an evening based on his love of all things African, with savoury donuts, deep fried beef, an exotic dessert and African dancing.

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09:30 Four in a Bed

B&B owners battle to be named best value for money. The fourth visit is to the picturesque town of Seaton, Devon, where Pat and Nigel pride themselves on their award-winning breakfast.

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10:00 Grand Designs

Kevin McCloud returns to a remote part of France and a restoration project of a dilapidated manor house started back in 2003 by Denise Daniel and Doug Ibbs, that is finally finished.

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11:00 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with Amy and Takie, who wanted to move on from renting in London; and in Wiltshire, Vicky and Andy hoped to combine a home with two businesses.

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12:00 Fifteen to One

Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.

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13:00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

Phil goes undercover in the picturesque Wirral village of Irby. He's on a mission to get to grips with Dave and Emma's five bed semi that feels decidedly like a student hall of residence.

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14:00 Jamie's Money Saving Meals

Jamie Oliver makes a frugal but amazing paella with chicken thighs, spicy chorizo and prawns from the freezer. There's also crisp Cajun fishcakes with a classic chopped salad.

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14:30 Come Dine with Me

First to host in this brand new competition in Plymouth is van driver Annie Wroe, who has given her menu a racy theme with a risqué name for each course.

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15:00 Come Dine with Me

Second to host in Plymouth is Suzanne Hyde who's hoping her 'simple' style of cooking can win over her diners.

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15:30 Come Dine with Me

It's the third day in Plymouth and former sailor Tony Wade hopes to prove he's the best cook in the group with a triple bird roast and a triple chocolate mousse.

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16:00 Come Dine with Me

Fourth to host in Plymouth is Sarah Joy, who, having witnessed night after night of rows, is hoping to bring a sense of joy to proceedings by rolling out the disco.

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16:30 Come Dine with Me

It's the final day in Plymouth and the turn of ex-Navy man Charlie, who hopes to get the party spirit going with a pirate evening, complete with fancy dress and a pirate's fish pie.

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17:00 Location, Location, Location

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp catch up with cautious first-time buyers Sundeep and Rupreet in Harrow and postcode-picky Hilary and Rob in Hitchin, Hertfordshire.

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18:00 Four in a Bed

B&B owners battle to be named best value for money. The fourth visit is to the picturesque town of Seaton, Devon, where Pat and Nigel pride themselves on their award-winning breakfast.

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18:30 Come Dine with Me

In this new episode in Sheffield, musician Tommy fails to hit all the right notes when disaster strikes during his starter and the evening descends into hilarity and high jinks.

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19:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

Claire from Burnley meets Sue and Roger in Hertfordshire who are swamped by clutter. And old school cleaner Lynne visits bachelor boys Mark and Karl.

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20:00 The Supervet

Noel meets Lara the cat, who jumped into a removal van, got hit by a car and then attacked by a fox. And a Northern Inuit dog needs a hip replacement, but his owner can't afford to pay.

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21:00 Gogglebox

Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers on: You Can't Get the Staff, Secrets of the Living Dolls, Jurassic Park, The X Factor and the News, including Oscar Pistorius's prison sentence.

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22:00 Grayson Perry: Who Are You?

Grayson Perry explores identity as he creates diverse portraits. In this episode he meets the Jesus Army, a white gay couple with a mixed-race son and a couple living with Alzheimer's.

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23:05 24 Hours in A&E

The award-winning series returns for a new run at a new hospital: St George's in south west London. The trauma team fight to save the life of a young woman after a motorbike accident.

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00:05 Grand Designs

Kevin McCloud returns to a unique Japanese-Welsh fusion home in the Wye Valley to see how the improvised building weathered one of the wettest winters on record.

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01:05 You Can't Get the Staff

Lady Linlithgow needs a new recruit to help run Bryngwyn Hall in Wales, while Carina in Henley wants a home worker to do everything she does, apart from sleep with her husband.

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02:05 8 Out of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr returns with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock for a new series of the popular panel show. With guests Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.

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02:55 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces

George meets a man trying to build a UFO-styled house; a woman making a garden room using material including earth, straw and human hair; and visits a floating swimming pool in Italy.

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03:50 Come Dine with Me

It's the fourth night in Perth and the turn of feisty blond Jenna to impress. She is aiming for perfection, but one guest is baffled by her decision to put plastic on her dining room floor.

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04:15 Coach Trip

Munster: At a boating lake a weighty issue sees the group make waves with the locals, revelations abound on the coach and it's feeding time at the zoo.

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11:00 In the City of Sylvia

(2007) Low-key, haunting drama. A young man (Xavier Lafitte) wanders central Strasbourg in search of a woman he met in a bar years before. In French and Spanish with English subtitles.

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12:45 Tooth Fairy

(2010) Family fantasy comedy. Dwayne Johnson stars as a tough ice hockey player who is transformed into a real-life fairy as punishment for telling a child that tooth fairies don't exist.

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14:50 Mr Turner Interview Special

Timothy Spall talks about playing artist JMW Turner in Mike Leigh's biopic.

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14:55 The History of Mr Polly

(1949) Drama. Anthony Pelissier's adaptation of the HG Wells story stars John Mills as a humble clerk who deserts his wife and goes off to find happiness as the handyman at a country inn.

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16:50 Lassie Come Home

(1943) Drama. An impoverished family is forced to sell their beloved dog to a Scottish duke. But Lassie is homesick and escapes back to Yorkshire. With Elizabeth Taylor and Roddie McDowall.

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18:40 Fair Game

(2010) Fact-based political thriller. Naomi Watts and Sean Penn star as the CIA operative and former diplomat at the centre of the US government's Plamegate controversy of 2003.

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20:50 Mr Turner Interview Special

Timothy Spall talks about playing artist JMW Turner in Mike Leigh's biopic.

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21:00 Tower Heist

(2011) Comedy. An apartment block manager (Ben Stiller) plans to steal $20m from the businessman (Alan Alda) who stole his staff's pension fund. With Eddie Murphy and Gabourey Sidibe.

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23:05 The Final Destination

(2009) Part four of the gory horror franchise. A man (Bobby Campo) saves the lives of a group of people at a race track, but Death stalks the survivors. Strong language/gruesome violence.

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00:45 Tiny Furniture

(2010) Director Lena Dunham stars in this subtle comedy-drama about a film school graduate who's back at home and struggling to find direction in her life. Drug use/very strong language.

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02:40 Mr Turner Interview Special

Timothy Spall talks about playing artist JMW Turner in Mike Leigh's biopic.

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08:55 Time Team

Tony and the Team examine the remains of the world's first purpose-built prisoner of war camp, at Norman Cross in Cambridgeshire, built in 1797 to incarcerate 7000 Napoleonic troops.

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10:00 Four Rooms

Fred Astaire's suitcases, a Dalí sculpture, a dress made from car parts and a rare watch are among the collectables that members of the public hope to exchange for life-changing sums.

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11:05 Kirstie's Vintage Gems

In this bite-size episode, crafting champion Kirstie Allsopp enlists the help of super seamstress Lisa Comfort to help Amber and Colin create a memory quilt.

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11:25 Above Us the Waves

(1955) Fact-based drama. John Mills leads a group of mini-submarines on a Second World War raid to sink the German battleship Tirpitz, which is holed up in a Norwegian fjord.

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13:25 Time Team

Just yards from the Teesside village of Worsall is the site of a medieval village, and Time Team have just three days to find out why it was suddenly abandoned completely.

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14:30 Time Team

The Mystery of Mine Howe: In the Orkney Islands a mysterious underground chamber provides a challenge for Tony Robinson and his expert team.

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15:35 Time Team

Tony and the Team brave a 500m zip wire and terrible weather to investigate what may be the remains of a religious centre on the tiny, windswept Gateholm Island in Pembrokeshire, Wales.

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16:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman pull out all the stops to help London couple Mandy and Winston look for a quieter lifestyle in the English Riviera or Spain's south-west coast.

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17:45 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun

Mother and daughter Retini and Jess Dunleavy from Berkshire look for a holiday/ retirement home in the Languedoc region of south-west France.

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18:50 Grand Designs

Jonathan and his wife Deborah put everything on hold as they build a semi-subterranean, mini Hollywood Hills-style mansion in the heart of north London. But what will the neighbours think?

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19:55 Grand Designs

Denise and Doug gave up everything to start a new life in central France. Having fallen in love with a massive, dilapidated 19th-century manor house, can they convert it into a B&B?

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21:00 New: Homes by the Sea

Charlie visits Norfolk and a former granary in Blakeney, a lighthouse in Winterton-on-Sea, a 200-year-old windmill in Cley and a beach hut on steroids in Sheringham.

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22:00 Source Code

(2011) Sci-fi action-thriller. Jake Gyllenhaal must repeatedly relive the final minutes before an explosion on a train until he discovers who was behind the terror attack. Violent scenes.

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23:50 Embarrassing Fat Bodies

The doctors meet patients with food phobias and calorie addictions, including one man who eats 6000 calories per day.

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00:55 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings: Life...

...on the Run: This episode follows one Travelling clan over the course of a year, from the constant game of cat and mouse with local councils to a spectacular summer wedding.

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02:00 Grand Designs

Denise and Doug gave up everything to start a new life in central France. Having fallen in love with a massive, dilapidated 19th-century manor house, can they convert it into a B&B?

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03:10 Gadget Man

Radio presenters Sara Cox and John Humphrys help Richard Ayoade roadtest some of the most awe-inspiring gadgets around for getting out of bed, dressed, and in to work on time.

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06:00 Hollyoaks

Carmel is cast out by the McQueens when Theresa finds proof that her cousin is causing all her problems. The police pay Freddie a visit, while Blessing makes a brave decision.

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06:30 Charmed

Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun: A demon seeking to gain immortality by drinking from a magic spring kills one of three nymphs who protect a lake. Can the Charmed Ones help the two survivors?

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07:15 Desperate Housewives

The People Will Hear: As her trial nears, Bree begins to fall for her charming lawyer. Julie doubts Porter's commitment to fatherhood. Lynette has second thoughts about Tom's relocation.

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08:00 Suburgatory

Blame It on the Rainstick: Tessa meets a free-spirited group of new age musicians in the park and embraces her musical side, but the band isn't what it appears to be.

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08:30 Happy Endings

Our Best Friend's Wedding: Penny's fiancé Pete reveals that he would prefer to elope and get married on a beach rather than having a big celebration, but Jane disagrees.

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09:00 Rules of Engagement

The Big Picture: Russell's mother cuts off his trust fund and he is forced to move in with Timmy. Audrey volunteers to help Jeff impress his boss to get a year-end bonus.

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09:30 Rules of Engagement

Fun Run: Jeff tells his colleagues that he can't give any more money to their charity fundraising efforts, but then Audrey signs up for a 10km race for a good cause.

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10:00 Charmed

Hulkus Pocus: Agent Murphy recruits the Charmed Ones to help when a demon escapes from government custody. An unwilling Paige is put in charge of watching a baby.

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11:00 Charmed

Sense and Sense Ability: Using a statue with ancient powers, a crone steals one of the senses from each of the Halliwell sisters in order to take Leo prisoner and get close to baby Wyatt.

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12:00 Hollyoaks

Carmel is cast out by the McQueens when Theresa finds proof that her cousin is causing all her problems. The police pay Freddie a visit, while Blessing makes a brave decision.

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12:35 Rules of Engagement

A Wee Problem: Jeff does his best to make a heavily pregnant Brenda laugh, Adam annoys Audrey with his non-stop chatter during a spa visit, and Timmy starts his new job.

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13:00 How I Met Your Mother

Bad Crazy: Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette, despite the advice of his friends. Robin is intimidated by the idea of holding baby Marvin.

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13:30 How I Met Your Mother

The Ashtray: When Ted receives an unexpected voicemail message from his former love rival The Captain, the gang recall their last awkward encounter with him.

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14:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay.

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14:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice.

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15:00 Rules of Engagement

Little Bummer Boy: Timmy thinks it's a total bummer that he and Alison have split up at Christmas, but he cheers himself up by dressing as an elf to greet party guests.

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15:30 Rules of Engagement

Uh-Oh It's Magic: Russell takes his date Jessica to a magic show, only to see the magician make her disappear and not return. Illusionist Criss Angel guest stars.

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16:00 Melissa & Joey

Brand new series - Inside Job: When Joe gets a new job at City Hall he soon finds himself caught up in another potential financial scandal, which could put Mel's career at risk.

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16:30 Suburgatory

About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing: George becomes a member of a fashionable new juice bar, while Tessa is pressured into attending Evan's pirate-themed birthday celebration.

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17:00 How I Met Your Mother

Bad Crazy: Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette, despite the advice of his friends. Robin is intimidated by the idea of holding baby Marvin.

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17:30 How I Met Your Mother

The Ashtray: When Ted receives an unexpected voicemail message from his former love rival The Captain, the gang recall their last awkward encounter with him.

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18:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People Magazine's '30 to Watch under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

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18:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel.

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19:00 Hollyoaks

The McQueens fear for Carmel's life. Ste's drug habit leaves him in deep trouble with Lockie, but it's John Paul who pays the price. Holly is delighted that Cindy can come home for a visit.

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19:30 New: Melissa & Joey

Brand new series - Can't Hardly Wait: When Joe embarks on an exciting new relationship, Mel persuades him to consider the virtues of waiting before he goes to bed with his date.

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20:00 The Big Bang Theory

Brand new series - The Locomotion Interruption: In the first episode of season eight, Leonard and Amy take an unexpected road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon, and Penny has an interview.

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20:30 New: The Big Bang Theory

Brand new series - The Junior Professor Solution: When Sheldon is forced to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette.

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21:00 New: Drifters

Brand new series - Truth or Dare: Meg organises a girls' night in, as they're all broke and single, but things spiral out of control when Laura and Bunny insist they play Truth or Dare.

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21:30 2 Broke Girls

And the Pastry Porn: Caroline urges Max to apply for a course at the Manhattan School of Pastry when she finds a brochure for the college hidden in her friend's bedroom.

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22:00 New Girl

Brand new series - Big News: On the morning after ending their relationship, Jess and Nick decide to keep the break-up secret from the gang. Winston passes his police academy entrance exam.

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22:30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Pilot: US comedy about a group of New York City police detectives. A talented but carefree detective is taken aback when a strict new captain takes over at his precinct.

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23:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Tagger: When Peralta turns up late for morning roll call, Captain Holt responds by assigning him to a minor graffiti case and then closely monitoring his every move.

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23:35 The Big Bang Theory

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj is upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him.

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00:05 The Big Bang Theory

The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he goes.

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00:35 Glue

Brand new series - There have now been three murders. James remains in police custody, but the investigation is in disarray. With Ian dead, Ruth is removed from duty on the murder squad.

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01:40 The Mindy Project

Brand new series - The Girl Next Door: Danny offers Mindy the chance to buy the other flat that he owns in his building but he gets jealous when she begins to date police officer Charlie.

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02:10 PhoneShop

Pay As You Grow: Christopher's charitable concern irks Jerwayne and Ashley. Janine can't stop making fantastic decisions, while Lance is hiding from Shelley's broodiness.

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02:35 The Ricky Gervais Show

Armed Forces: The third series with Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington continues. This episode includes a story about Karl failing to report an armed robbery.

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03:05 Being Erica

Erica's Adventures in Wonderland: As Dave and Ivan's wedding day dawns, Erica lives out her relationship fantasies. Doctor Tom is having doubts about who to treat next.

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03:45 Desperate Housewives

The People Will Hear: As her trial nears, Bree begins to fall for her charming lawyer. Julie doubts Porter's commitment to fatherhood. Lynette has second thoughts about Tom's relocation.

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04:30 Charmed

Hulkus Pocus: Agent Murphy recruits the Charmed Ones to help when a demon escapes from government custody. An unwilling Paige is put in charge of watching a baby.

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07:00 THE BREAKFAST FIX: THURSDAY

Rise and shine! It's Thursday and we're kicking the morning off with the best tracks, all of the hottest showbiz news and the latest gossip.

09:00 THE WORLD'S GREATEST POPSTARS: TOP 20

Who are the greatest, most awe-inspiring popstars on the planet? One of the world's best-known voiceover artists, Peter Dickson, gives us the top 20 countdown!

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11:00 ALL ACCESS: MORNING MIX

Brighten up your morning with exclusive all-star access, the biggest videos around, plus today's showbiz news.

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11:45 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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12:00 TRENDING! HIT MUSIC: HOT NEWS

Tune in to hear the biggest songs right now and find out what your favourite music stars and celebrities have been up to in this showbiz news round-up.

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13:00 ARIANA GRANDE & FRIENDS

Ariana Grande chats about her own music and gives us the lowdown on working with Nicki Minaj, Jessie J and Iggy Azalea.

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14:00 UKHOT40: THE TOP 20

Find out the UK's new official number one as Will Best counts down the 20 biggest tracks of the week!

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15:45 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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16:00 THE BOX+ STREAMING CHART: TOP 20

Join us to count down the 20 most streamed tracks of the week - who will be No.1? Data supplied by Spotify; to listen to the playlist in full, go to 4music.com/charts

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17:30 SUPER 6: TAYLOR SWIFT

Join us to enjoy six super tracks from the beautiful Taylor Swift!

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18:00 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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18:15 UKHOT40 OF 2014 SO FAR: TOP 20

What were the hottest tunes this year, and which artists ruled the chart? Stay tuned as we count down the top 20 tracks of 2014 so far!

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20:00 KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

When the Kardashian family head off on holiday to the Dominican Republic, Kourtney feels unwilling to commit to the trip and her dithering causes her, Kim and Scott to miss their flight.

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21:00 BRAVE NEW GIRLS 5/8

They say that Hollywood is where big dreams go to die, and Jenna may be about to discover this for herself. From the moment she lands in Los Angeles with Vanessa, Jenna's plans start to unravel, putting her shot at a film career in serious doubt.

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21:30 BRAVE NEW GIRLS 6/8

Jenna's efforts to balance work and social life are threatened when her divorced parents both arrive in town at the same time. After her false start in Hollywood, Jenna decides to stick to what she knows and enter the Miss Universe contest, but this may not be as easy as she thought.

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22:00 PEEP SHOW 1/6

Another chance to see series seven of the award-winning sitcom. Mark and Jeremy are at the hospital awaiting the birth of Mark's baby. Sophie is determined to have a natural birth, while Jeremy encounters Zahra, whose boyfriend is in a coma.

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22:30 FRESH MEAT 1/8

The comedy drama series about the hilarious and painful truths of being a student in a shared house. In the first episode, Kingsley manages to pull at the pub, Oregon locks horns with her lecturer, and Josie ends up having a random encounter with JP.

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23:20 8 OUT OF 10 CATS

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy statistics quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and guests Heston Blumenthal, Hannah Cockroft, Josh Widdicombe and Katherine Ryan.

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00:05 8 OUT OF 10 CATS UNCUT

Extended edition of the comedy panel show in which host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Henning Wehn, Denise van Outen, Nick Helm and Vernon Kay.

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00:55 DERREN BROWN: TRICK OF THE MIND

Derren is in the Valley of Fire, Nevada, where he makes the sun disappear, and then shows viewers how he did it. He also meets Matt Lucas at a Gentleman's Club in London and leaves him dumbfounded with a psychological card trick.

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01:25 DERREN BROWN: TRICK OF THE MIND

Derren meets Dame Kelly Holmes at a north London running track. The nation's favourite athlete can certainly run, but can she hide from Derren as he attempts to get inside her head? He also tries to influence the dreams of a sleeping student.

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01:55 MASSIVE 4MUSIC HITS!

4Music stands for nothing but great tracks. Stay tuned as we bring you massive hit after massive hit!

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