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Friday 24 October

06:20 The King of Queens

Vocal Discord: When Doug and Carrie see a transcript of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counselling might not be a bad idea.

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06:45 The King of Queens

Consummate Professional: Carrie finds out that Doug once lied to her about getting a job so that she would sleep with him.

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07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun

My Mother the Alien: Dick discovers he lacks nurturing skills when he tries to look after Mary Albright's pet fish while she is away at a conference and accidentally kills them.

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07:35 3rd Rock from the Sun

Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick: The aliens are puzzled by the Thanksgiving holiday, but they invite Mrs Dubcek and her daughter to their first celebration. Tommy visits the local pool hall.

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08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother: Ray agrees to take Robert out on the anniversary of his divorce, but is disturbed by the brotherly bonding that develops.

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08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart: To teach Ally a lesson about quitting, Ray resumes the piano lessons with his mother he gave up 25 years ago.

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09:00 Frasier

The Unkindest Cut of All: Frasier hopes to stop Eddie the dog from putting himself about after he finds himself foster-father to a litter of puppies sired by the mutt.

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09:30 Frasier

The Matchmaker: Frasier invites the new station manager home for dinner to fix him up with Daphne. But he thinks it's Frasier who's interested in him.

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10:00 Daily Brunch with Ocado

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer welcome guest wordsmith Mark Forsyth who talks them through the latest additions to the Collins Dictionary.

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11:00 Jamie's Money Saving Meals

Jamie makes a thrifty curry with chicken drumsticks and his frugal but posh beans on toast.

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11:30 Come Dine with Me

In Medway, Kent, retired granny and experimental cook Nina Gaskell serves cucumber stuffed with corned beef, and gravy with coconut.

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12:00 Channel 4 News Summary

Includes news headlines and weather.

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12:05 Come Dine with Me

It's day two in Medway, Kent, and barmaid Laura Leibo struggles with the stress of hosting. Later on, her guests take part in a robotic dance-off in her kitchen.

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12:35 Come Dine with Me

Police communications officer Esther Kennedy is third to host in Medway, Kent. Esther has planned a gourmet dinner party menu but her food receives mixed reviews.

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13:05 Come Dine with Me

In Kent, posh art graduate Patrick Fysh hopes to impress with his molecular gastronomy. But Nina's left speechless by some risqué pictures of Patrick's girlfriend.

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13:40 Come Dine with Me

In Medway, Kent, cheeky-chappy Michael Dodsworth is keeping it simple in the kitchen, with after-dinner party games, including a piñata, to follow.

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14:10 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner.

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15:00 Fifteen to One

Sandi Toksvig presents the new series of the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.

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16:00 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?

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17:00 Four in a Bed

It's the last day of the competition and the B&B owners come together to confront their rivals. Tensions run high as the payments are finally revealed and the winner is announced.

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17:30 Come Dine with Me

Tracy hosts the final night of this new competition from Weston-super-Mare. Her black-tie-and-ballgowns evening is designed around her love of dance, including dance lessons for her guests.

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18:00 The Simpsons

Treehouse of Horror XVIII: Bart helps Kodos to contact his home planet, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, and Ned Flanders turns the church into a Hell house.

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18:30 Hollyoaks

As the McQueens begin to doubt Theresa, she fears for her own sanity. Tegan receives some shocking news, while Dennis resorts to extreme measures to avenge Leanne's death.

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19:00 Channel 4 News

David Cameron says no to a £1.7bn bill from the EU. And from Sierra Leone: how Ebola treatment is evolving, as the WHO announces large quantities of vaccines will be available by next year.

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19:35 Unreported World

Unreported World meets some of the thousands of young Russian women moving to China to become models, but finding the work and conditions a lot harder than they had expected.

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20:00 Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Shadows: The action-packed US drama returns for a second series. Coulson and his agents are now wanted fugitives with limited resources. The team takes on some new members they hardly know.

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21:00 Gogglebox

Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers on: You Can't Get the Staff, Secrets of the Living Dolls, Jurassic Park, The X Factor and the News, including Oscar Pistorius's prison sentence.

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22:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Award-winning star Taylor Swift chats and performs Shake It Off, Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges talks about his autobiography and James Nesbitt discusses his new C4 drama Babylon.

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23:05 The Feeling Nuts Comedy Night

Jack Whitehall hosts an evening of entertainment full of surprise comedy pairings and seriously awkward conversations to raise awareness of testicular cancer and make the audience laugh.

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00:45 Scrotal Recall

Jane: In a flashback to three years earlier, it's Evie's birthday and she plans to tell Dylan about her feelings for him over a quiet dinner, but the evening gets hijacked by their friends.

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01:10 Black Snake Moan

(2006) Drama. When Rae's (Christina Ricci) husband is sent to Iraq, she goes off the rails, but Lazarus (Samuel L Jackson) helps her find her feet again. Sex/violence/drugs/strong language.

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03:05 Very Important People

The celebrity impression show that mocks our beloved stars and satirises a culture bamboozled by trivia, gossip and regurgitated ideas. Starring Morgana Robinson and Terry Mynott.

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03:30 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

Phil visits Reigate, Surrey, to help recently retired couple Lenny and Mary, who want to return to their roots in Ireland. Can they make all the changes Phil suggests?

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04:25 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet two couples hoping to relocate to Surrey, one of the most expensive counties in the country, with one of the pairs looking at East Molesey.

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05:20 River Cottage Bites

Bite-sized films from River Cottage showing how to create a range of culinary treats.

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05:35 NFL: Hard Knocks

This episode reveals a softer side of the colossal men of the Atlanta Falcons, as they indulge their artistic sides with pottery, get a giggle-inducing pedicure and show off their mansions.

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09:00 Come Dine with Me

First to host in west Lancashire is 30-year-old business manager Ross Chapman, whose fish-themed menu suffers a string of errors and culinary disasters in the kitchen.

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09:30 Come Dine with Me

Second to host in west Lancashire is single mum-of-two Lindsay Pulford, who's hoping to impress with her Caribbean-themed night.

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10:00 Come Dine with Me

History student Chris Mosey is the latest to host in west Lancashire with a menu including blue cheesecake and Scouse tapas.

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10:30 Come Dine with Me

In west Lancashire cleaner Louise Dee is hoping to impress with her menu of Spanish-inspired food and her 'Old Skool Rave'.

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11:00 Come Dine with Me

It's the final day in west Lancashire, and last to host is medical photographer Lorraine Rimmer, who is looking forward to giving her diners a night of authentic Spanish cuisine.

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11:30 Jamie's Money Saving Meals

Jamie Oliver offers a clever spin on the much-loved cheese and beans combo with Jamie's spicy, smoky BBQ baked beans with sweet potatoes. There's also a scrumptious lamb biryani.

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12:00 Fifteen to One

Sandi Toksvig presents the new series of the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.

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13:00 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit North London to help first-time buyer Ify, as well as Mike and Rosemary, who have spent the last six years abroad and want to settle down.

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14:00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

In Braunstone Town, Leicester, Phil must help Pauline and her daughter Rebecca sell their tired and tatty semi.

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15:00 Come Dine with Me

It's the final night in Boston, and Carolyn is planning on a charm offensive. With all her guests gunning for her, will this be one of the biggest turnarounds in Come Dine with Me history?

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15:30 Four in a Bed

Four B&B owners battle to be named the best value for money. It's the last day of the competition and tensions run high as the payments are finally revealed and the winner is announced.

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16:00 Jamie's Money Saving Meals

Jamie makes a thrifty curry with chicken drumsticks and his frugal but posh beans on toast.

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16:30 Jamie's Money Saving Meals

Jamie Oliver shows how having a couple of meat-free meals each week is an easy way to slash costs in the kitchen with his show-stopping aubergine dahl, with rice and homemade chapatis.

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17:00 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit North London to help first-time buyer Ify, as well as Mike and Rosemary, who have spent the last six years abroad and want to settle down.

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18:00 Fifteen to One

Sandi Toksvig presents the new series of the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.

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19:00 The Supervet

A life-saving Labrador needs a hip replacement. A dachshund called Frankie needs help with a deformity in his foot. And the owners of shih-tzu called Emily face a life or death decision.

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20:00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces

The series celebrating ingenious small builds returns. George plans a woodland retreat for less than the price of a family holiday and visits a breathtaking property in Italy.

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21:00 Educating the East End

This final, heart-warming, episode of the series explores the autism provision at Frederick Bremer School, and meets Year 10 student Christopher, who is on the autism spectrum.

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22:00 Grand Designs

Kevin McCloud returns to a remote part of France and a restoration project of a dilapidated manor house started back in 2003 by Denise Daniel and Doug Ibbs, that is finally finished.

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23:05 Gogglebox

Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers on: You Can't Get the Staff, Secrets of the Living Dolls, Jurassic Park, The X Factor and the News, including Oscar Pistorius's prison sentence.

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00:05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Award-winning star Taylor Swift chats and performs Shake It Off, Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges talks about his autobiography and James Nesbitt discusses his new C4 drama Babylon.

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01:05 24 Hours in Police Custody

This episode explores the impact of drugs on young people's lives, as detectives investigate a case of a man caught on CCTV accidentally dropping a large quantity of cocaine.

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02:05 The Sex Clinic

Harry is worried that he's contracted HIV after a wild weekend clubbing. And Stephano, already battling Hep C and HIV, discovers some new symptoms which he fears may be gonorrhoea.

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03:05 Scrotal Recall

Jane: In a flashback to three years earlier, it's Evie's birthday and she plans to tell Dylan about her feelings for him over a quiet dinner, but the evening gets hijacked by their friends.

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03:30 Jamie's Comfort Food

Jamie makes fish and chips with an Indian pale ale batter. There's a treat for vegetarians with Jamie's version of the Indonesian salad gado gado and lastly there's a speedy crab linguine.

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03:55 Four in a Bed

It's the last day of the competition and the B&B owners come together to confront their rivals. Tensions run high as the payments are finally revealed and the winner is announced.

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04:20 Come Dine with Me

Tracy hosts the final night of this new competition from Weston-super-Mare. Her black-tie-and-ballgowns evening is designed around her love of dance, including dance lessons for her guests.

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11:00 Damn the Defiant!

(1962) Maritime adventure. Alec Guinness, Dirk Bogarde, Anthony Quayle and Tom Bell star in this stirring tale of mutiny aboard an 18th-century British warship. Directed by Lewis Gilbert.

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13:05 Beau Brummell

(1954) Period drama. Stewart Granger stars as the fashion leader who was one of the most colourful and controversial figures in Regency England. With Peter Ustinov and Elizabeth Taylor.

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15:15 Those Magnificent Men...

...in Their Flying Machines: (1965) Newspaper boss Robert Morley puts up a £10,000 prize for the winner of a flight from London to Paris, and soon a motley assortment of aviators is ready.

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17:55 Transformers: Revenge of the...

...Fallen: (2009) Raucous and rough sci-fi action sequel. A couple (Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox) must try to prevent the Decepticon robots from destroying Earth.

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20:50 Inglourious Basterds Interview...

...Special: The director, Quentin Tarantino, together with stars Christoph Waltz and Diane Kruger and producer Lawrence Bender, talk about the Second World War revenge adventure.

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21:00 Inglourious Basterds

(2009) Quentin Tarantino's World War II action adventure, in which Brad Pitt's squad of Jewish American soldiers go Nazi-hunting in Occupied France. Strong language/bloody violence.

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00:00 The Final Destination

(2009) Part four of the gory horror franchise. A man (Bobby Campo) saves the lives of a group of people at a race track, but Death stalks the survivors. Strong language/gruesome violence.

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01:35 Sanctum

(2011) Disaster drama. A storm traps explorers in the world's largest cave system. Can they escape the flooded caverns? With Richard Roxburgh and Ioan Gruffudd. Violence/strong language.

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08:55 Time Team

Tony and the Team celebrate their 200th dig by unearthing the first stone henge to be discovered in Britain for a century, as they visit a remote valley on Dartmoor.

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10:00 Four Rooms

This edition's collectables include a signed programme from the Beatles' film Help!, four tiaras, a signed guitar by Damien Hirst and a relic said to contain the blood of St Thomas Becket.

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11:05 River Cottage Bites

John Wright forages in the garden to find some useful weeds. They're bad for vegetables and flowers, but can be great for cooking. John whips up a chickweed pakora to prove his point.

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11:15 To Catch a Thief

(1955) Alfred Hitchcock's romantic mystery-thriller stars Cary Grant as a former jewel thief whose comfortable retirement in the south of France is threatened by a spate of burglaries.

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13:25 Time Team

A look back at the Team's visit to a field near the Cotswolds village of Turkdean. Finds included a roof tile bearing a Roman dog's paw-print, a rare 'friendship' brooch and a plunge bath.

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14:30 Time Team

Lindisfarne, aka Holy Island, is one of England's most remote, historic and mystical places. But for years locals have been puzzled: why is an apparently empty field known as The Palace?

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15:35 New: Come Dine with Me Abroad

Brand new series: Four South African celebrities throw dinner parties to win a cash prize for their chosen charities. Gazpacho, macadamia-crusted pork fillet and cheesecake are on the menu.

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16:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

Steven and Danielle want a new getaway pad for long weekends. So, should they buy in the sunshine of Lanzarote, or the beautiful-but-damp Yorkshire Dales?

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17:45 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun

Paul Gardner and Paula McKee have new teaching jobs at the international school near Murcia, south-east Spain. Sara Damergi shows the soon-to-be-wed couple potential new homes for £200,000.

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18:50 The Restoration Man

Marco and Kath Walker want to restore a pair of Grade II listed cow barns in Wellington, Herefordshire. But the restoration novices find the project is beset with problems from the start.

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19:55 Grand Designs

Kevin McCloud meets Andrew and Helen Berry, whose passion for Art Deco has inspired them to try to recreate all the glamour of the 1930s in a 21st-century home in Surrey.

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21:00 Source Code

(2011) Sci-fi action-thriller. Jake Gyllenhaal must repeatedly relive the final minutes before an explosion on a train until he discovers who was behind the terror attack. Violent scenes.

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22:50 8 Out of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr hosts, with team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford, plus celebrity guests Carol Vorderman, Myleene Klass, Russell Kane and Rufus Hound.

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23:35 Father Ted

And God Created Woman: Novelist Polly Clarke, author of the steamy novel Bejewelled with Kisses, comes to stay on the island and Ted believes she has fallen for him.

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00:10 Father Ted

Grant unto Him Eternal Rest: Father Jack drinks more floor polish than is good for him, leaving Ted and Dougal £500,000 in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to get it?

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00:40 Grand Designs

Kevin McCloud meets Andrew and Helen Berry, whose passion for Art Deco has inspired them to try to recreate all the glamour of the 1930s in a 21st-century home in Surrey.

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01:50 8 Out of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr hosts, with team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford, plus celebrity guests Carol Vorderman, Myleene Klass, Russell Kane and Rufus Hound.

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02:40 Come Dine with Me Abroad

Brand new series: Four South African celebrities throw dinner parties to win a cash prize for their chosen charities. Gazpacho, macadamia-crusted pork fillet and cheesecake are on the menu.

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06:00 Hollyoaks

Sienna offers to look after Myra-Pocahontas, but does she have an ulterior motive? A shock revelation at baby Rose's birthday party causes chaos at the Lomax household.

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06:30 90210

Rush Hour: In an effort to regain their status, Naomi and Annie host some sorority games. Annie finds out a shocking secret about new guy Jeremy.

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07:15 Desperate Housewives

Women and Death: As the funeral of a beloved Wisteria Lane resident takes place, each of the women thinks back on how the deceased affected their lives for the better.

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08:00 Suburgatory

No Me Gusta, Mami: In the first episode of season three, George tries to rebuild his relationship with Tessa. A furious Dalia shuns Dallas for breaking up with George.

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08:30 Happy Endings

Fowl Play/Date: Alex goes away for the weekend, leaving her pet parrot Tyler in the care of her friends. Jane and Dave compete to find the perfect date for Max.

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09:00 Rules of Engagement

Rug-of-War: Jeff is angry when Audrey gives Adam and Jen their old rug, so he tries to discourage them from accepting it by telling them about all the 'fun' he and Audrey had on it.

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09:30 Melissa & Joey

Mother of All Problems: When Joe tries to smooth over the troubled relationship between Mel and her mother Monica, he gives Monica some advice that infuriates Mel.

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10:00 Charmed

Rewitched: Unaware that she is being watched, Billie jeopardises the Charmed Ones' new lives when she uses her powers to save an innocent and is caught by Agent Murphy.

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11:00 Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Beginning of the End: In the explosive final episode of the first series, dark secrets are revealed as Coulson and his team put everything on the line to stop Garrett and HYDRA's forces.

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12:00 Hollyoaks

Sienna offers to look after Myra-Pocahontas, but does she have an ulterior motive? A shock revelation at baby Rose's birthday party causes chaos at the Lomax household.

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12:35 Rules of Engagement

Role Play: Jeff promises to take Audrey to a popular restaurant but forgets to book a table. Liz confesses to Russell that she was unfaithful during their marriage.

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13:00 How I Met Your Mother

The Stamp Tramp: Marshall runs into his old law school classmate Brad, who has fallen on hard times, and decides to help out by recommending him for a job at his firm.

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13:30 How I Met Your Mother

Twelve Horny Women: Marshall takes on Brad, who has become his nemesis, in the biggest case of his career, and the gang debate who was the biggest trouble maker as a teenager.

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14:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. However, his friends know how miserable he is when he's ill and stay well away from him.

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14:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Jerusalem Duality: When Sheldon encounters Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than he is, his confidence is shaken to the core.

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15:00 Melissa & Joey

Wherefore Art Thou Lennox: When Lennox starts an internship at Mel's office, she hits it off with a fellow intern who happens to work for Mel's biggest political rival.

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15:30 Rules of Engagement

Rug-of-War: Jeff is angry when Audrey gives Adam and Jen their old rug, so he tries to discourage them from accepting it by telling them about all the 'fun' he and Audrey had on it.

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16:00 Charmed

Rewitched: Unaware that she is being watched, Billie jeopardises the Charmed Ones' new lives when she uses her powers to save an innocent and is caught by Agent Murphy.

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17:00 How I Met Your Mother

The Stamp Tramp: Marshall runs into his old law school classmate Brad, who has fallen on hard times, and decides to help out by recommending him for a job at his firm.

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17:30 How I Met Your Mother

Twelve Horny Women: Marshall takes on Brad, who has become his nemesis, in the biggest case of his career, and the gang debate who was the biggest trouble maker as a teenager.

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18:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event.

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18:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Nerdvana Annihilation: Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds.

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19:00 Hollyoaks

The McQueens fear for Theresa's sanity, while Theresa suspects Carmel is behind the vendetta against her. Blessing meets a new friend who wants to make her dreams come true.

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19:30 How I Met Your Mother

Now We're Even: Marshall discovers that Lily has had an erotic dream about Ranjit. Robin's celebrity stock rises when she has to land the news helicopter in an emergency.

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20:00 The Big Bang Theory

Brand new series - The Locomotion Interruption: In the first episode of season eight, Leonard and Amy take an unexpected road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon, and Penny has an interview.

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20:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined.

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21:00 Shooter

(2007) Violent thriller. Mark Wahlberg stars as an ex-marksman called out of retirement by Danny Glover to foil an assassination attempt on the US president. Strong language.

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23:35 The Big Bang Theory

The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette.

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00:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing.

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00:30 Tattoos After Dark

Brand new series - Bad Girls: Kim chooses a shoulder tattoo with her mantra on it, Kathryn gets a tattoo that's against her religion, and Heather reacts badly to a back corset piercing.

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01:00 Tattoos After Dark

Brand new series - Love and Pain: Martanae gets a tattoo of a naked lady to help her get over her ex, and a youthful grandma argues with her boyfriend over the design of her first tattoo.

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01:30 Drifters

Brand new series - Rock 'n' Roll: The comedy drama series returns. Meg is traumatised when her parents announce a trial separation but perhaps her fit new neighbour Scott can ease the pain.

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02:00 PhoneShop

Nick Nack Paddywhack: Ashley's in the doghouse with Jerwayne after causing a girl-drought of epic proportions. Can Jerwayne hook the interest of the Zara girls once more?

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02:30 The Cleveland Show

The Hangover: Part Tubbs: Donna decides to run for a place on the school board, and attempts to keep Cleveland away from her campaign in case he embarrasses her.

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02:55 The Cleveland Show

California Dreamin': The Brown family pack their bags and move to Los Angeles, where Cleveland pursues his life-long dream of becoming a Major League Baseball scout.

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03:15 The Ricky Gervais Show

Karl reminisces about an overabundance of breath mints throughout his childhood. After years of nursing a childhood leg injury, Karl visits a massage therapist with dubious credentials.

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03:45 Being Erica

If I Could Turn Back Time: Erica and Adam are trapped in a cycle of arguments because he feels she is too controlling and she thinks he walks away from their problems.

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04:30 Desperate Housewives

Women and Death: As the funeral of a beloved Wisteria Lane resident takes place, each of the women thinks back on how the deceased affected their lives for the better.

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07:00 THE BREAKFAST FIX: FRIDAY

Hello Friday! Tune in to hear the top tracks and kick-start the morning with us as we take a look at what your favourite celebrities and music stars have been up to overnight.

09:00 UKHOT40 OF 2014 SO FAR

What were the hottest tunes this year, and which artists ruled the chart? Stay tuned as we count down the top 40 tracks of 2014 so far!

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12:00 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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12:15 TRENDING! HIT MUSIC: HOT NEWS

Tune in to hear the biggest songs right now and find out what your favourite music stars and celebrities have been up to in this showbiz news round-up.

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13:00 CHERYL COLE'S #HANGOUT

Join Cheryl Cole as she spills the beans on her superstar mates Will.I.Am and Simon Cowell, her days in Girls Aloud, her work as a solo star, and making Tinie Tempah dance!

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14:00 THIS WEEK'S FRESH MUSIC TOP 20

A countdown of 4Music's pick of the 20 biggest tracks of the week, featuring the latest videos from the hottest new artists.

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15:30 MASSIVE 4MUSIC HITS!

4Music stands for nothing but great tracks. Stay tuned as we bring you massive hit after massive hit!

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15:45 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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16:00 4MUSIC VIDEO HONOURS: BEST RNB & DANCE NOMINEES

Who's kept the dancefloor packed in 2014? Miquita Oliver rounds up this year's nominees for Best R'n'B and Dance, while you decide who gets your vote!

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17:00 HOTMIX: FRIDAY WARM UP

An exclusive, non-stop mix of the hottest songs to soundtrack your Friday!

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18:00 FEELING THE WEEKEND! BIG HIT MIX

Have you got that weekend feeling yet? Join us as we bring you the big hit mix - the only way to start the weekend!

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20:00 UKHOT40: THE TOP 20

Find out the UK's new official number one as Will Best counts down the 20 biggest tracks of the week!

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21:45 TODAY'S HOTTEST 3!

The three essential tracks that you need to know about right now - here on 4Music!

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22:00 CABIN FEVER 2: SPRING FEVER

(2009) 83 mins 18
Ti West's violent and gory sequel to Eli Roth's equally blood-drenched 2002 horror, Cabin Fever. In the original, a group of students holidaying in the woods succumbed to a terrifying flesh-eating virus, spread by blood and vomit, and vomiting blood. Spring Fever picks up where the first movie left off, with a 'contaminant' polluting a stream. Unfortunately this water is the source for a popular brand of spring water and it's not long before the virus begins to spread. Local policeman Deputy Winston (Giuseppe Andrews) and senior high school student John (Noah Segan) put two and two together and attempt to save the community. But the school prom has concentrated most of the area's teens in one place, and the government is determined to do whatever is necessary to stop the outbreak becoming a pandemic...

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23:45 PEEP SHOW 3/6

Jeremy realises that he's in love with Elena and decides to be generally less selfish in order to win her affection. He also thinks it might be a good idea to tell her that he loves her, but Mark isn't so sure.

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00:15 PEEP SHOW 4/6

Mark discovers that Jeremy's girlfriend Elena has a guilty secret, but should Mark tell Jez when he's clearly so happy? When Johnson offers Mark the chance to go into business with him, Mark begins to see Johnson in a new light.

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00:45 8 OUT OF 10 CATS UNCUT

An extended edition of the comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and celebrity guests Alex Jones, Joe Wilkinson, Danny Dyer and Miles Jupp.

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01:35 MASSIVE 4MUSIC HITS!

4Music stands for nothing but great tracks. Stay tuned as we bring you massive hit after massive hit!

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