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Friday 29 August

06:00 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Martin Lewis is in Dictionary Corner.

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06:45 3rd Rock from the Sun

Red, White and Dick: After observing how enthusiastically the crowd sing The Star Spangled Banner at a football game, Dick realises that humans have a deep love for their country of origin.

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07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun

Dick Digs: Mary invites Dick along to an archaeological dig, but he's disappointed that the quiet, meticulous work involved is nothing like the exciting scenes in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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07:35 The King of Queens

Eddie Money: Against Carrie's wishes, Doug takes $100 from the 'emergency fund jar' to bet on a boxing match.

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08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

The Skit: At a party Ray and Debra do an amusing impersonation of Frank and Marie, but when the older couple turn the tables on them, Ray and Debra don't find it funny.

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08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond

The Break-up Tape: When Debra finds a cassette that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has kept it for so many years.

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09:00 Frasier

The Three Faces of Frasier: Frasier becomes obsessed with a caricature of him that hangs on the wall of a Seattle restaurant.

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09:30 Frasier

Dark Side of the Moon: Daphne buckles under the strain of planning her wedding, knowing deep down it's because her true love is not her betrothed.

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10:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party, Leonard disapproves of Penny's belief in psychics, and Raj lusts after a girl called Abby.

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10:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Bozeman Reaction: Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled. Determined to outwit any thieves, the gang create a state-of-the-art security system.

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11:00 Come Dine with Me

On the Kent Riviera, the first host is full-time mum Lydia Jones, who chooses some recipes which previously proved unsuccessful.

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11:30 Come Dine with Me

It's arrogant hairdresser Marcello Marino's chance to entertain and he's really going to have to turn on the charm after previously offending each of his guests.

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12:00 Channel 4 News Summary

Includes news headlines and weather.

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12:05 Come Dine with Me

The host on the Kent coast is Margate girl Donna Grieves, who's hoping to impress with her locally sourced ingredients and best-of-British menu.

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12:35 Come Dine with Me

In Kent, experimental artist Anthony Wait is hosting. In true alternative fashion, he's opted not to practise his cooking beforehand and just see what happens on the night.

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13:05 Come Dine with Me

It's the final edition in Kent and building boss and confirmed foodie Chris Newbold is determined that Italian motor mouth Marcello won't get the last laugh with his usual insults.

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13:40 Phil Spencer Secret Agent

Grandmother Laura Dayachandra is desperate to downsize but despite having dozens of buyers through the door of her three bed in Dartford, she just can't seem to shift it.

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14:40 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Martin Lewis is in Dictionary Corner.

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15:30 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?

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16:30 Win It Cook It

Simon Rimmer hosts this cookery quiz show where teams compete to win tasty or tricky ingredients. What will the contestants make with duck confit, lamb livers, frozen sprouts and marzipan?

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17:00 Come Dine with Me

Beautician Amanda Bradley, author Heath Samples, accident-prone Fran Atkin and technician Phil Laycock's week features a royal row, hair removal and the deliberate over-seasoning of food.

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18:00 The Simpsons

My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter, and all is going well until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie.

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18:30 Hollyoaks

The village is in shock, but Nancy is determined to go through with her wedding to Darren. A proud John Paul walks Nancy down the aisle but will it be second time lucky for the bride-to-be?

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19:00 Channel 4 News

The government raises the level of terror alert in response to the threat from extremists in Syria and Iraq. Plus: the hunt for a seriously ill little boy taken from hospital by his family.

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20:00 The Million Pound Drop

Davina McCall hosts an episode which begins with the conclusion of Drop Blind Date as Amanda and the three guys face one last question which could net them £75,000.

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21:00 Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game

Recorded live at London's Hackney Empire, one of the nation's best-loved comedians charms his home town audience with tales of middle age, marriage and a man's prerogative.

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22:00 The Last Leg

Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker take an offbeat look at the weird and joyful stories of the week and are joined by guest comedian John Bishop.

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22:50 Virtually Famous

Kevin McHale and team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark are joined by celebrity guests Pixie Lott, James Acaster, Troy, and Aisling Bea in the online panel show.

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23:40 Scary Movie 2

(2001) Gross-out horror-comedy. The survivors of the original gather in a haunted house with their professor (Tim Curry), where they're chased by ghouls. Strong language/sex/drugs/violence.

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01:00 Anna & Katy

Character-driven sketch show starring acclaimed double act Anna Crilly and Katy Wix, with unique comedy creations, celebrity cameos and daft TV pastiches. Guest appearance: Lee Mack.

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01:30 The Inbetweeners USA

Class Clown: Carly's family is forced to stay with Simon's while their house is fumigated, so the guys help Simon give his childish bedroom a makeover before her arrival.

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01:55 Desperate Housewives

Then I Really Got Scared: Paul suspects that Susan is responsible for his failing health. Lynette and Tom argue over their holiday plans. Gaby regrets letting Juanita watch a horror film.

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02:35 Revenge

Allegiance: As Emily learns the identity of a key conspirator against her father, Victoria sets a trap she knows Emily won't be able to resist. Javier abandons Nolan.

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03:20 Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses

Sarah visits Elmers End in Kent, where competing house sellers must make improvements in one week and on a £1000 budget, before Sarah brings buyer Luisa to view the properties.

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04:15 The Hoarder Next Door

In Milton Keynes, divorcee Graham's love of a bargain means his home is overflowing with clutter. The same is true for Theodora in rural Lincolnshire. Can therapist Stelios Kiosses help?

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05:10 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?

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09:00 3rd Rock from the Sun

Red, White and Dick: After observing how enthusiastically the crowd sing The Star Spangled Banner at a football game, Dick realises that humans have a deep love for their country of origin.

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09:30 3rd Rock from the Sun

Dick Digs: Mary invites Dick along to an archaeological dig, but he's disappointed that the quiet, meticulous work involved is nothing like the exciting scenes in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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10:00 Come Dine with Me

In Derby, talkative housewife Tori Yerbury, Canadian drama teacher Allison Hunt, babyfaced Tom Flannery, and prankster Jeff Foster take part in the competitive dining competition.

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11:00 Phil Spencer Secret Agent

Laura Blogg's detached four-bed in Sittingbourne has been on the market for months. Phil is positive he can get a deal, but first there's the small matter of seven pets to contend with.

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12:00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent

Phil visits a home near Swansea in south-west Wales which owners John and Layla and their family have outgrown. Is the clutter of their kids' toys preventing them from selling the house?

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13:00 Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses

In Streatham, south London, Martin and Dean seek to give their semi family appeal, Sarah's house needs finishing touches, and Emma tries to bring some extra warmth to her refurbed property.

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14:00 Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking

Gordon makes some amazing party food, including spicy Mexican eggs, an orange and coriander cured side of salmon, and pulled pork with chipotle mayo.

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14:30 Come Dine with Me

On the Kent Riviera, the first host is full-time mum Lydia Jones, who chooses some recipes which previously proved unsuccessful.

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15:00 Come Dine with Me

It's arrogant hairdresser Marcello Marino's chance to entertain and he's really going to have to turn on the charm after previously offending each of his guests.

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15:30 Come Dine with Me

The host on the Kent coast is Margate girl Donna Grieves, who's hoping to impress with her locally sourced ingredients and best-of-British menu.

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16:00 Come Dine with Me

In Kent, experimental artist Anthony Wait is hosting. In true alternative fashion, he's opted not to practise his cooking beforehand and just see what happens on the night.

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16:30 Come Dine with Me

It's the final edition in Kent and building boss and confirmed foodie Chris Newbold is determined that Italian motor mouth Marcello won't get the last laugh with his usual insults.

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17:00 Phil Spencer Secret Agent

Laura Blogg's detached four-bed in Sittingbourne has been on the market for months. Phil is positive he can get a deal, but first there's the small matter of seven pets to contend with.

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18:00 Win It Cook It

Simon Rimmer hosts this cookery quiz show where teams compete to win tasty or tricky ingredients. What will the contestants make with duck confit, lamb livers, frozen sprouts and marzipan?

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18:30 Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking

Gordon showcases some American dishes he loves cooking at home. Recipes include hash browns, Caesar salad and peanut butter cookies. His daughter Holly helps cook barbecued beef brisket.

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19:00 Sarah Beeny's Double Your House...

...for Half the Money. In Sheffield, Sarah meets Russ and Jen Hunt, who want a larger family. But their new-build is already bursting with just one child, so Sarah helps them extend.

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20:00 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are back, and in this episode they're searching the Midlands for dream homes in Warwickshire and Northamptonshire.

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21:00 Stammer School: Musharaf Finds...

...His Voice: Musharaf from Educating Yorkshire, and other people whose lives are dominated by stuttering, enrol on an intensive four-day course to find their voices.

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22:00 Star Paws: The Rise of...

...Superstar Pets: Cutting Edge meets animal agents, pet owners and the kittens, puppies and professional pets that star in some of the world's favourite adverts and viral web videos.

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23:05 Ramsay's Hotel Hell

Gordon Ramsay checks in to the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late?

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00:00 Worst Place to be a Pilot

Captain Sam Quinn finds himself in the middle of a dispute as he delivers much needed supplies to remote Papuan tribespeople. But when bows and arrows are drawn, he makes a swift exit.

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01:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts as team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jo Brand and Claudia Winkleman. Bill Bailey and Joe Wilkinson assist Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

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02:00 The Last Leg

Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker take an offbeat look at the weird and joyful stories of the week and are joined by guest comedian John Bishop.

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02:45 The Million Pound Drop

Davina McCall hosts an episode which begins with the conclusion of Drop Blind Date as Amanda and the three guys face one last question which could net them £75,000.

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03:40 Come Dine with Me

Beautician Amanda Bradley, author Heath Samples, accident-prone Fran Atkin and technician Phil Laycock's week features a royal row, hair removal and the deliberate over-seasoning of food.

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11:00 Hobson's Choice

(1954) Comedy. An drunkard boot-maker (Charles Laughton) refuses to pay marriage settlements for his daughters. But one of them sets out to get revenge. With John Mills and Prunella Scales.

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13:10 The Rugrats Movie

(1998) Family animation. The feisty kids decide Dil, the latest addition to the family, is too troublesome and needs taking to the hospital to be fixed. But they get lost in the woods...

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14:45 The Lavender Hill Mob

(1951) Ealing comedy. Alec Guinness plays a clerk who has been responsible for transporting a bank's gold supplies for the last 20 years. But now he has decided to steal £1,000,000 of it.

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16:25 Toys

(1992) Fantasy. The late Robin Williams stars as a man trying to rescue his late father's factory from the clutches of his uncle (Michael Gambon) who wants to make weapons instead of toys.

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18:50 Self-Portrait

On Acting: Tom Hanks, Judi Dench, Leonardo DiCaprio, Olivia Colman and more talk candidly to Film4 about the art of screen acting.

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18:55 Night at the Museum 2

(2009) Fantasy adventure sequel. Ben Stiller stars as the former nightwatchman who must rescue his museum-exhibit buddies when they're attacked by a megalomaniac pharaoh. With Steve Coogan.

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21:00 Along Came a Spider

(2001) Violent thriller. Morgan Freeman plays forensic psychologist Alex Cross, teamed with a secret service agent (Monica Potter) to track down a psychopathic kidnapper. Strong language.

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23:05 Police Story III: Super Cop

(1992) Violent martial arts thriller starring Jackie Chan, Michelle Yeoh and Maggie Cheung. An undercover cop tries to bring down a drugs baron. In Chinese/subs. Scenes of drug use.

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00:55 Tucker and Dale vs Evil

(2010) Comedy horror. The blood flows when a vanload of college students decide to holiday in the woods - but who is really behind the killings? Strong language/gory violence throughout.

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02:35 The Exiles

(1961) Director Kent MacKenzie's drama looks at life in the margins of the American dream, following a group of Native Americans living in Los Angeles over the course of an evening.

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08:55 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie and Phil are in Surrey, where high fliers Ben and Sophie need a family home in Godalming, while fussy lovebirds Glen and Rachel may struggle to get a place in Guildford.

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10:00 Building the Dream

Charlie Luxton visits Kevin and Liz who want to build a five-bedroom family home in north Somerset. Their plans include two separate lounges, a big kitchen-diner and an indoor plunge pool.

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11:05 Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking

Gordon cooks his favourite street-food dishes at home, including prawn tostada, caramel salted popcorn and buttermilk fried chicken.

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11:40 The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad

(1958) Fantasy adventure. When Sinbad's fiancée is shrunk by an evil magician, he must overcome a series of daunting adversaries and obstacles to restore her. Effects by Ray Harryhausen.

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13:25 Four in a Bed

The competition begins at luxury weight-loss and detox retreat Slimmeria in East Sussex, owned by Galia and Michael. But what will their guests make of the 9pm curfew?

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14:00 Four in a Bed

Jan and William are the hosts at 38 St Giles in Norwich, in an edition featuring a day at the races and a breakfast meltdown in the kitchen.

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14:35 Four in a Bed

Fun-loving Ann and Bill host at their four-star B&B in Bude, North Cornwall with an indulgent Cornish cream tea, a local stick dance and a drink in their garden shed.

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15:05 Four in a Bed

Village bakers Diane and Max are the last to host this week, at Ombersley Bed & Breakfast in Worcestershire, where Galia and Ann bicker over gluten-free bread and hand washing.

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15:40 Four in a Bed

It's the final day and the B&B hosts gather to find out how much they've been paid and who is taking the title of best value for money B&B.

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16:10 Shipping Wars

Pain in the Caboose: Marc Springer lands the job of hauling a train caboose across the States. Roy Garber wins the privilege of shipping a pristine 1955 Ford Thunderbird.

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16:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

Can Jonnie Irwin or Jasmine Harman help Jim and Susan decide between relocating to live in the Cotswolds, or further afield to Aveyron in France?

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17:45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

French teacher Carol has been dreaming of retiring to France for years, but her husband Stephen thinks they should play it safe and move to Cornwall.

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18:50 Couples Come Dine with Me

This edition is in Birmingham for a fiery show which sees three rival couples battle it out: Amanda and her husband Anthony, Steve and his civil partner Sean, and Oli and his girlfriend LC.

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20:00 Letters to Juliet

(2010) Romantic drama. Amanda Seyfried stars as a bride-to-be who unexpectedly embarks on a romance-imbued journey after reading a 50-year-old love letter. With Vanessa Redgrave.

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22:00 Father Ted

Speed 3: When Pat Mustard, Craggy Island's milkman, is sacked, Dougal takes over the round. When Pat plants a bomb on the float for revenge, Ted must keep his nerve to save Dougal.

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22:35 Father Ted

The Mainland: A trip to the mainland always leads to trouble, and Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. But what will go wrong this time? With guest stars Richard Wilson and Graham Norton.

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23:05 Father Ted

Going to America: Ted accepts a job offer in America, with his very own parish in Beverly Hills. But with his ambition about to be realised, Ted's only problem is how to tell the others.

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23:40 Father Ted

Are You Right There Father Ted?: Father Crilly arrives back on the island to discover things have changed in his absence; Dougal has a new friend, and Jack has become agoraphobic.

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00:15 Couples Come Dine with Me

This edition is in Birmingham for a fiery show which sees three rival couples battle it out: Amanda and her husband Anthony, Steve and his civil partner Sean, and Oli and his girlfriend LC.

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01:20 Grand Designs

Barry Surtees, who lives in Brighton's most moneyed suburb, aims to build a four-storey modern mansion, complete with pool, gym, artist's studio, fantasy bedroom and Japanese roof garden.

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02:25 Building the Dream

Charlie Luxton visits Kevin and Liz who want to build a five-bedroom family home in north Somerset. Their plans include two separate lounges, a big kitchen-diner and an indoor plunge pool.

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03:25 Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking

Gordon makes some amazing party food, including spicy Mexican eggs, an orange and coriander cured side of salmon, and pulled pork with chipotle mayo.

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06:00 Switched

Middle America meets the Middle East when small-town girl Ashlea swaps lives with Nadia, a politically progressive New Jersey Muslim.

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06:25 90210

A Trip to the Moon: Jackie surprises Silver by throwing her a half-birthday party that harks back to the celebrations she used to have as a child.

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07:10 Glee

Blame It on the Alcohol: Rachel throws a party at which the revellers play a game of spin the bottle, Will worries that he is getting out of touch, while Blaine and Rachel hit it off.

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08:00 Suburgatory

Don't Call Me Shirley: When Sheila Shay's collection of Shirley Temple dolls is stolen, the entire community is thrown into a panic, including Dallas and Dalia.

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08:30 Happy Endings

The Quicksand Girlfriend: Dave has a one-night stand with Andrea but misunderstandings arise when she wants more from their liaison than Dave had anticipated.

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09:00 Melissa & Joey

Brand new series - Mel Marries Joe: In the last episode of series two, Joe has offered to marry Elena in order to keep her in the USA, but a shocked Mel refuses to take part in the scheme.

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09:30 Melissa & Joey

Pilot: First episode of the popular US sitcom about a politician and the man she employs to help look after her niece and nephew. Joe saves the day when Lennox is suspended from school.

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10:00 Charmed

Chris-Crossed: The sisters learn more about Chris when a Phoenix named Bianca arrives from the future with plans to take him back with her. Can the Charmed Ones prevent his departure?

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11:00 Rude(ish) Tube

Rude Tube's naughty little sister discovers some slightly less rude (but still daft) online videos, including a monkey buying himself a drink, Fenton chasing deer and some very odd beards.

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11:30 Rude(ish) Tube

Rude Tube's naughty little sister locates some slightly less rude online videos, including an 80s dating video montage, a man with glasses tattooed on his face and some dogs with socks.

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12:00 Hollyoaks

Ste is reunited with a face from the past - will they spoil his chances with John Paul? Darren races to be by his wife's side, and Robbie is determined to make sure justice is done.

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12:35 Rules of Engagement

Game On: Audrey is upset when Jeff doesn't react to her recent promotion at work and assumes he's more interested in the Knicks than in her.

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13:00 How I Met Your Mother

Benefits: Ted and Robin start having casual sex to end their domestic conflicts, so Barney tries to resolve their domestic issues so that they will stop sleeping with each other.

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13:30 How I Met Your Mother

Three Days of Snow: Lily comes home from a work trip to Seattle but a blizzard halts her progress and threatens her tradition of meeting Marshall at the airport.

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14:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science.

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14:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Cohabitation Formulation: A stressed Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother.

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15:00 Melissa & Joey

Moving On: Mel dates a guy with ulterior motives. Joe deals with getting his stuff back from his ex-wife, while Lennox tries to make friends at her new school.

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15:30 Melissa & Joey

Nanny Love: Joe fears that being a nanny will prevent him from having a love life, while Mel worries that a depressed Joe means no more gourmet food.

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16:00 Rude(ish) Tube

Rude Tube's naughty little sister discovers some slightly less rude (but still cheeky) online videos, including extreme unicycling, a very bad mystic cat and some incredible frisbee shots.

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16:30 Rude(ish) Tube

Rude Tube's naughty little sister locates some slightly less rude (but still daft) online videos, including a musical nun, Cat Woman crashing her bike and a car that catches a golf ball.

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17:00 How I Met Your Mother

Benefits: Ted and Robin start having casual sex to end their domestic conflicts, so Barney tries to resolve their domestic issues so that they will stop sleeping with each other.

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17:30 How I Met Your Mother

Three Days of Snow: Lily comes home from a work trip to Seattle but a blizzard halts her progress and threatens her tradition of meeting Marshall at the airport.

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18:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Toast Derivation: A surprised Sheldon is disturbed to find out that it's Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him.

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18:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend, Priya, and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick.

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19:00 Hollyoaks

Sinead forgives Diane for not supporting her when Katy was ill, while the net is closing in on another family member. A shock takes its toll on fragile Nana McQueen.

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19:30 Suburgatory

Brand new series - About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing: George becomes a member of a fashionable new juice bar, while Tessa is pressured into attending Evan's pirate-themed birthday celebration.

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20:00 How I Met Your Mother

Platonish: In flashback, the gang recall the evening six months earlier when Barney accepted a series of romantic challenges from Lily and Robin. Bryan Cranston guests.

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20:30 How I Met Your Mother

Mom and Dad: Seeing his mother and father together for the first time in years, Barney becomes convinced that he can get them back together. John Lithgow guest stars.

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21:00 Die Hard 4.0

(2007) Violent action-thriller. Bruce Willis plays the wisecracking cop John McClane, who takes on a group of terrorists who threaten to hack into America's computer infrastructure.

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23:40 Rude Tube: Rude Zoo

The animals take centre stage in this show as Rude Zoo delves deep into the online jungle to witness the beasties that lie within, including Nyan cat and the nasty honey badger.

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00:40 8 Out of 10 Cats: Uncut

Extended edition of the show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by celebrity guests Henning Wehn, Denise van Outen, Nick Helm and Vernon Kay.

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01:30 Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy 2...

...Tales from Painted Hawaii: Brand new series - Noel has until the end of the episode to boost the ratings from nine to 25. If he doesn't manage to do it in time, his show will be axed.

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02:05 The Ricky Gervais Show

Karl tells Ricky and Stephen his story about what it's like to have kidney stones, ponders a strange phenomenon - and more.

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02:35 The Cleveland Show

Your Show of Shows: Rallo and his pals Bernard (Will.i.am) and Theodore (T-Pain) perform in a talent contest but their rap about fiscal responsibility doesn't go down well.

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02:55 The Cleveland Show

Back to Cool: Cleveland grows jealous when Cleveland Jr bonds with Donna's ex-husband, Robert, especially as Cleveland Jr thinks Robert is much cooler than Cleveland.

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03:20 8 Out of 10 Cats: Uncut

Extended edition of the show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by celebrity guests Henning Wehn, Denise van Outen, Nick Helm and Vernon Kay.

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04:00 Glee

Blame It on the Alcohol: Rachel throws a party at which the revellers play a game of spin the bottle, Will worries that he is getting out of touch, while Blaine and Rachel hit it off.

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04:40 Charmed

Chris-Crossed: The sisters learn more about Chris when a Phoenix named Bianca arrives from the future with plans to take him back with her. Can the Charmed Ones prevent his departure?

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07:00 THE BREAKFAST FIX: FRIDAY

Hello Friday! Tune in to hear the biggest songs and kick-start the morning with us as we take a look at what your favourite music stars and celebrities have been up to overnight.

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09:00 4MUSIC'S SUMMER HITS & BEST BITS

Join us here at 4Music as we take you through our favourite musical moments from this summer!

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11:00 THE FRESH 3!

These are the three freshest videos today, stay tuned and don't miss out!

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11:15 UKHOT40: SUMMER 2014

Find out the UK's new official number one as Will Best counts down the 20 biggest tracks of the week!

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13:00 #YOUNEWS

Join Sam Homewood as he presents #YouNews! These are all our favourite clips from viewers and YouTubers on the week's showbiz news.

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13:30 4MUSIC'S FRESH OBSESSIONS

Join Miquita Oliver as she presents all the best that 4Music has to offer in music and entertainment. We're not just 'slightly enthusiastic' about this show, we're obsessed!

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14:30 THIS WEEK'S R'N'B & DANCE TOP 20

Stay locked as we present the biggest R'n'B and dance tracks that are storming 4Music this week.

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16:00 DJ SWERVE'S KISSMIX

Join DJ Swerve for an exclusive non-stop mix of the hottest club and R'n'B tracks to get your party started!

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17:00 FEELGOOD FRIDAY

4Music serves up Friday's biggest showbiz stories and the ultimate feelgood playlist.

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20:15 UKHOT40: SUMMER 2014

Find out the UK's new official number one as Will Best counts down the 20 biggest tracks of the week!

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22:00 VAN WILDER: FRESHMAN YEAR

(2009) Comedy prequel, the third adventure in the Van Wilder series, starring Jonathan Bennett, Kristin Cavallari, Jerry Shea and Steve Talley.

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23:45 WHAT HAPPENS IN KAVOS... 3/3

Concluding the documentary series that follows young thrill-seeking Brits during a long summer in Kavos, Corfu, with a look at the few hundred British workers in the resort. PR girl Jenny is a regular at the local clinic, Kavos Emergencies, having been tested for STIs, hit by a car and treated for malnutrition - all within a matter of weeks.

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00:45 THE FRIDAY NIGHT HOTMIX

Exclusive non-stop mix of the hottest songs to soundtrack your Friday night!

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01:45 MASSIVE 4MUSIC HITS!

4Music stands for nothing but great tracks. Stay tuned as we bring you massive hit after massive hit!

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