Toast of London

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    Pilot

    The first episode of the sitcom, written by Arthur Mathews and starring Matt Berry. Successful actor Steven Toast decides to star in a controversial new West End stage play...

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled22 mins
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    Series 1 Episode 1: Addictive Personality

    Things are looking up for Toast. His agent Jane Plough gives him some exciting news: he's won a Best Actor award from trendy Bra'z' Magazine.

    Very strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled23 mins
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    Series 1 Episode 2: Afternoon Tea

    Steven has a role in a new play, but his nemesis, Ray Purchase, is also in it, and there's a rumour that the director murders difficult actors

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled24 mins
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    Series 1 Episode 3: Vanity Project

    Toast is caught in the middle of an acrimonious and expensive divorce so he needs to find a lot of cash, fast

    Very strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled24 mins
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    Series 1 Episode 4: Submission

    Toast's new girlfriend, the aristocratic Portia de Coogan, thinks it's about time he met her father, Lord Fotheringham

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled23 mins
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    Series 1 Episode 5: The End

    Toast is tired of doing crummy voiceovers and appearing every night in his bad play. With the help of a new agent, Brooke Hooberman, he tries his hand at a new career; an author of erotic literature.

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled23 mins
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    Series 1 Episode 6: Bonus Ball

    After losing £20,000 to Andrew Lloyd Webber in a celebrity poker game, Toast finds himself hunted by musical superstar and part-time theatre-land enforcer Michael Ball

    Very strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled23 mins
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    Series 2 Episode 1: Match Fit

    Toast accepts Ed's invitation to the Celebrities and Prostitutes Blow Football Tournament and becomes obsessed with winning

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled23 mins
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    Series 2 Episode 2: Desperate Measures

    After Ray Purchase snitches on him to the 'Tax People', Toast receives a massive tax bill, and is forced to take on some unappealing jobs to pay off the debt

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled24 mins
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    Series 2 Episode 3: The Moose Trap

    A return to the West End stage in the legendary 'whodunnit' play The Moose Trap is seriously jeopardised when Toast reveals the killer's identity in a radio interview

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled24 mins
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    Series 2 Episode 4 High Winds Actor

    After the tragic death of his friend Axel Jacklin, Britain's finest exponent of acting in high winds, Toast finds himself in demand for dramatic roles

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled23 mins
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    Series 2 Episode 5: Buried Alive

    Toast is very excited to land a major role in a big movie, but when his co-star, Max Gland, has an accident on set, it has terrifying consequences for Toast's role

    Very strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled23 mins
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    Series 2 Episode 6: Fool in Love

    An old heartbreaker flame of Toast's, Lorna Wynde, turns up in London, but is she still in love with him, or is she trying to make her husband, Josh Homme, jealous?

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled23 mins
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    Picks: Toast in the Studio

    We've picked out all Steven Toast's trips to Scramble Studios of Soho from the first series of Toast of London. Hear the pain in his voice every time he says, 'Yes, I can hear you Clem Fandango'

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled10 mins
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    Deleted Scene: Terms and Conditions

    Toast has to record some superfast small print for Clem Fandango and his friends

    This episode is subtitled2 mins 22
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    Deleted Scene: Toast Reads Bob Marley

    Toast does his best Bob Marley impression in the voice booth

    This episode is subtitled1 min 26
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    Series 3 Episode 1: Over the Moon

    Live on chat show Lorraine, Toast tells a tale that could not only topple the US government but also destroy the entire world

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled24 mins

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    Series 3 Episode 2: Beauty Calls

    Toast's romance with a weather girl is thrown into jeopardy when he and Ed are asked to judge an international beauty contest. Guest star Paul Whitehouse.

    Adult humour and strong languageThis episode is subtitled23 mins

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    Series 3 Episode 3: Hamm on Toast

    Toast experiences the charisma of Mad Men star Jon Hamm, and Toast and his brother Blair visit their dying father - guest Brian Blessed - in his castle to find out who will inherit the Toast fortune

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled24 mins

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    Series 3 Episode 4: Bob a Job

    With the promise of a potential role in Kevin Spacey's House of Cards, Toast takes part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse

    Adult humour and strong languageThis episode is subtitled24 mins

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    Series 3 Episode 5: Man of Sex

    Toast is cast in a West End play along with legendary actor and drinker Ormond Sacker, who has just come out of rehab

    Strong language, adult humour and full frontal nudityThis episode is subtitled23 mins

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    Series 3 Episode 6: Global Warming

    Toast begs Jane to get him in at the Globe Theatre, but he's less than impressed with director Daz Klondyke, who casts him in the all-dog version of Twelfth Night

    Strong language and adult humourThis episode is subtitled24 mins

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