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Homer. Marge. Bart. Lisa. Maggie. They're unique, they're extraordinary, and they're yellow. Say hello to the Simpsons.
Series 2 Summary
Bart sets his sights on the ultimate prize: Radioactive Man, Issue One - but faces a little competition in the process. Meanwhile, Mr Burns finds himself in hot water for polluting Springfield's rivers, all because of a mutant three-eyed fish... named Blinky.
Episode 1 - Bart Gets an F
After failing a history test, Bart strikes a deal with Martin Prince to make him cool in exchange for tutoring.
Bart successfully transforms Martin into a regular kid, but Martin reneges on his side of the bargain and Bart is once again in danger of failing.
After an all-night study session, Bart still fails but he manages to impress Mrs. Krabappel with his grasp of history and she gives him a D-minus, a grade Homer is proud to hang on the fridge.
'As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!' - Bart
Episode 2 - Simpson and Delilah
When Homer gets an experimental hair treatment, he grows a shaggy new mane. Marge finds the new Homer sexy and Mr. Burns mistakes his most incompetent employee for a hungry up-and-comer and promotes him.
As part of his promotion, Homer gets an overly attentive assistant named Karl who ensures that his every step is correct and his every move successful.
When Homer's hair begins to fall out again, his success goes down the drain as well.
'Okay, I'm not going to kill you, but I'm going to tell you three things that are gonna haunt you for the rest of your days. You've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!' - Homer
Episode 3 - Treehouse of Horror
In this first installment of the yearly Halloween special, the Simpsons move to a haunted house, beam into outer space and take on a chilling literary classic.
In the first segment, the family checks into a mansion that tries to make them kill one another.
In the second segment, Kang and Kodos bring the Simpsons aboard a spaceship, and then proceed to entertain and feed them in preparation for what might prove to be their last supper.
In the final segment, Lisa reads Bart Edgar Allan Poe's frightening poem, The Raven.
'This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled, but we never had knife fights before.' - Marge
Episode 4 - Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
Bart and Lisa catch a three-eyed fish in a polluted stream near the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, bringing scads of negative publicity to Mr. Burns.
In order to fight the bad press, Burns decides to run for Governor, enlisting a team of spin doctors.
But all the spin doctors in the world can't fix Mr. Burns' major blunder when, on live TV, Marge serves him a three-eyed fish for dinner and he finally coughs up his true feelings about pollution.
'I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?' - Bart
Episode 5 - Dancin' Homer
Homer becomes a local celebrity when he is named the mascot for the Springfield Isotopes, a local minor league baseball team.
With a repertoire of dance moves and specialized routines, Homer attracts the attention of the team's owner, who recruits him to become the mascot for Capital City Capitals.
Homer discovers that his moves don't play in Capital City as well as they did in Springfield and retires from the mascot business.
'Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no - the duty - to make a complete ass of myself.' - Homer
Episode 6 - Dead Putting Society
In a bout of over-the-top neighbourly competition, Homer and Ned Flanders pit Bart and Todd against one another in a miniature golf competition.
Both boys train incessantly for the big day, but it's clear that the tournament is more important to Homer and Ned, who have made a side bet for the loser's father to mow the other's lawn in a dress.
On the day of the big tournament, Bart and Todd face off until the final hole, when they agree to throw the match and tie. Because of their bet, Ned and Homer are both forced to mow each other's lawn in dresses.
'Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.' - Marge
Episode 7 - Bart vs Thanksgiving
Lisa spends the days leading up the Thanksgiving building a centerpiece dedicated to female heroes of American history.
In order to make room for more food on the table, Bart accidentally throws Lisa's centerpiece into the fireplace, destroying it.
Sent to his room with no Thanksgiving supper, Bart escapes out his window and, with Santa's Little Helper, wanders the city, eventually landing at a homeless shelter where he is filmed by a TV crew. Returning home, Bart apologizes to Lisa for destroying her centerpiece.
'Son, this is a tradition. If they start building a balloon for every flash-in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a farce.' - Homer
Episode 8 - Bart the Daredevil
At a Monster Truck event, Bart spots his hero Captain Lance Murdock, a daredevil who attempts to jump his motorcycle over a tank filled with great white sharks, electric eels, piranhas, alligators, a ferocious lion and one drop of blood that drives all the wild animals insane.
Inspired to follow in Murdock's footsteps, Bart attempts increasingly risky skateboard jumps until he sets his sights on Springfield Gorge.
Homer tries to stop Bart from jumping, only to find himself in danger of accidentally skating off the ramp and into the gorge.
'I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.' - Bart
Episode 9 - Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Convinced that the images on The Itchy & Scratchy Show are a bad influence on kids, Marge wages a one-woman campaign against the show that eventually forces the creator, Roger Meyers Jr, to curb the violence in favor of bland, lovey-dovey plots.
The new format bombs and the show's ratings plunge. Meanwhile, Marge is asked to comment on The Springfield Art Museum's exhibition of Michelangelo's David.
Not finding it at all objectionable, Marge loses her standing with the anti-free speech brigade that once supported her.
'But Mom, if you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humour and be robots.' - Lisa
Episode 10 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car
Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, sending him on a trip to heaven and hell while he's unconscious.
After consulting the crooked attorney Lionel Hutz, Homer and Marge attempt to sue Mr. Burns for a million dollars.
Burns is prepared to settle for $500,000, but promptly withdraws the offer when he discovers that the Simpsons have exaggerated Bart's injuries.
'Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.' - Homer
Episode 11 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Homer discovers the wonders of sushi, trying a piece of every fish on the menu of the Happy Sumo restaurant. But when he eats a bad piece of blowfish, he is poisoned and given 24 hours to live by Dr. Hibbert.
With one day left on earth, Homer makes a list of everything he ever wanted to do but didn't and tries to pack it all in before he succumbs to the blowfish poison.
After staying up all night, Homer survives and goes on to live his life exactly as he did before - watching TV and eating salty treats.
'Fan-fugu-tastic!' - Homer
Episode 12 - The Way We Was
When the TV breaks, Marge takes the opportunity to share the story of how she and Homer met with Bart and Lisa.
Flashing back to 1974, we see Homer as ne'er-do-well high school student and Marge as a budding feminist. Homer becomes smitten with Marge and tries to get close to her by enlisting her as his French tutor.
After several hours of verb conjugation, Marge falls for Homer too, only to become enraged when he admits that he's not even a French student and only said he was to get her to spend time with him.
Marge rejects Homer's invitation to the prom and goes with Artie Ziff, a nerdy debate club colleague of hers. Artie turns out to be a terrible date and Marge realises that it's Homer who she really wants.
'I just met this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to force her to like me.' - Homer
Episode 13 - Homer vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Homer becomes the most popular guy in town when he gets an illegal cable hook-up. But Lisa doesn't approve and fears that Homer will go to hell for violating the Eighth Commandment.
Lisa seeks advice from Reverend Lovejoy, who simply tells her not to watch the stolen cable.
Later, Homer invites all of his new friends over to watch a big fight, but he begins to feel guilty about stealing the transmission and, to lessen his guilt, cuts the cable line.
'Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?' - Marge
Episode 14 - Principal Charming
Marge enlists Homer's help to find Aunt Selma a husband. During his search, Homer is called into Springfield Elementary to meet with Principal Skinner and decides that the principal is the man for Selma.
Skinner agrees to meet Selma but mistakenly falls in love with Aunt Patty instead, causing Selma to grow even more depressed about her life.
Even though Patty enjoys Skinner's company, she eventually gives him up to make her sister happy.
'It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her.' - Marge
Episode 15 - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Homer discovers that he has a long-lost half brother, Herb Powell, who is the wealthy CEO of a car company.
When Homer and Herb meet, they instantly hit it off and Herb takes in the Simpson family as his own.
Herb hires Homer to help design a car for regular guys, but Homer's design proves so disastrous that it bankrupts Herb's company and forces the brothers apart once again.
'I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad. And they should all play La Cucaracha.' - Homer
Episode 16 - Bart's Dog Gets an F
After a series of destructive acts, the entire Simpson family loses patience with Santa's Little Helper.
Marge and Homer insist on sending the dog to Emily Winthrop's Canine College but Santa's Little Helper proves too unruly and stupid to learn anything.
Homer and Marge threaten to give the dog away if he doesn't pass his obedience training, so Bart tries as hard as he can to train him, but Santa's Little Helper refuses to lie down or do any of the other tricks he was taught.
Somehow, Bart finally gets through to the dog, who ultimately passes Canine College and stays with the family.
'Yello? Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? The mumps? Ooh, the kissing disease!' - Homer
Episode 17 - Old Money
Grandpa Simpson falls in love with Bea Simmons, a fellow resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle.
During the course of their brief romance, Bea passes away and leaves Grandpa her entire savings, $100,000.
Grandpa decides to give the money to charity but can't decide which one is worthiest. Eventually, he donates the money to the Retirement Castle to buy new easy chairs and equipment.
'The people who deserve it are on the streets, and they're in the slums. They're little children who need more library books, and they're families who can't make ends meet. Of course, if you really wanted to, you could buy me a pony.' - Lisa
Episode 18 - Brush with Greatness
Marge's interest in art is reawakened when she finds some of her old paintings in the attic.
Signing up for a painting class taught by Professor Lombardo at Springfield Community College, Marge eventually develops enough confidence in her work to enter the Springfield Art Fair and win.
Her winning painting catches the eye of Mr. Burns, who hires her to paint his official portrait, a task that proves very difficult because Marge finds Mr. Burns to be excessively ugly.
Eventually, she paints a picture that emphasizes Mr. Burns' flaws. But rather than embarrassing him, the portrait humanises him in the eyes of the public and he is forced to accept the painting as a success.
'Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?' - Marge
Episode 19 - Lisa's Substitute
When Lisa's teacher Miss Hoover gets Lyme Disease, Mr. Bergstrom takes over the class. Lisa finds Mr. Bergstrom's teaching methods incredibly inspiring and discovers an entirely new love for learning.
When Miss Hoover returns to her class, Lisa is devastated to lose her most positive grown-up role model.
Eventually, she realises that while Mr. Bergstrom was one of a kind, she can find role models in other people, including her own father.
'I always knew you had personality. The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better.' - Homer
Episode 20 - The War of the Simpsons
When Homer humiliates Marge at a party they've thrown for their friends and neighbors, the only thing that can save their marriage is a weekend retreat for married couples run by Reverend Lovejoy up at Catfish Lake.
Marge is determined to fix their marriage, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that lives in the lake.
Marge tells Homer that if he really loves her, he won't spend any time fishing, but while taking a walk along the lake one morning, Homer finds himself unable to resist the chance to catch General Sherman.
When Marge finds him wrestling the gigantic fish into a boat, she scolds him for lying to her. Homer proves his love for Marge the only way he can: he lets General Sherman go.
'You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.' - Marge
Episode 21 - Three Men and a Comic Book
Bart becomes obsessed with buying the first issue of Radioactive Man, but can't scrape together the $100 he needs to make it his own.
Enlisting Milhouse and Martin Prince, Bart is finally able to buy the comic, even though he only possesses one third of it.
But things get hairy when none of them can decide who gets to keep it or for how long. The three enter into a dangerous confrontation that threatens to destroy not only their precious investment, but their friendships as well.
'Look pal, we got a hundred bucks and we'd like to buy Radioactive Man #1. So why don't you just waddle over there and get it?' - Bart
Episode 22 - Blood Feud
When Mr. Burns gets sick, only a transfusion of Bart's blood, which is a special type, can save him.
With the boy's blood coursing through his veins, Mr Burns is more alive than ever and writes a thank-you note to Bart. Homer is convinced that Burns has not shown his boy enough gratitude and writes his boss a nasty letter.
Realising he's made a mistake, Homer tries repeatedly to stop Burns from getting the note, but can't do it in time.
Reading the letter, Mr Burns vows to ruin Homer's life, but after some strong words from Mr Smithers, the mogul realizes that he is wrong and shows his gratitude by buying the Simpson family a huge, frightening Olmec Indian statue for their house.
'Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing! Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock.' - Homer
The Simpsons synopsis
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