One of Marge Simpson's older, usually unmarried, chain-smoking, twin sisters, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure clerks at the DMV and hates Homer with a passion.
Selma's bathroom cabinets overflow with blackhead guns, buttock stabilizers, and depilatory creams - all the excruciatingly necessary glamour devices with which she achieves her bovine beauty.
Despite this spirited attention to her looks, men rarely give her a second one. So she shares her most intimate moments with Jub-Jub, her pet iguana.
Though desperate for male companionship, this three-time- loser has her limits, vowing, from now on, to marry only for love. And possibly once more for money.
