News & Articles
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Santa's Little Helper
Monday 16 February 2009
Adopted on Christmas Eve , Santa's Little Helper has become an integral part of the Simpsons' daily lives: fetching the paper every morning and chewing it up, digging countless holes in the yard, even running off with Homer's thumb.
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Snowball II
Monday 16 February 2009
Dark grey in color, Snowball II displays most of the typical, irritating behavior one expects from man's best acquaintance: drinking from cereal bowls and flower vases, depositing hairballs on the carpet, yowling in the middle of the night, and using the good furniture as a scratching post.
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Abe Simpson
Monday 16 February 2009
Grampa Simpson lives at the Springfield Retirement Castle, whose slogan is, 'Where the elderly can hide from the inevitable.'
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Charles Montgomery Burns
Monday 16 February 2009
Charles Montgomery Burns acquired his status as Most Despised Man in Springfield the old-fashioned way: he earned it.
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Waylon Smithers
Monday 16 February 2009
As Burns' loyal lickspittle, Waylon Smithers' duties include squeezing juice for Mr Burns every morning, tucking Mr Burns in at night, moistening Mr Burns' eyeballs, assisting Mr Burns with chewing and swallowing, removing Mr Burns' dead skin, lying to Congress, and some light typing.
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Moe Szyslak
Monday 16 February 2009
Moe Szyslak, a former boxer, is the owner and operator of the local Springfield drinking establishment, a place he inventively named Moe's Tavern.
