'Ploppers'? Nope. 'Motherflipping Gun'? Nope. So what have we included in this ludicrous display of humour from Moss? Here are some of our favourites (note turning your computer off and on again won't change this list).
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Moss deals with the fire emergency the the only way he knows how - by sending an email.
While introducing Roy to Countdown's subculture at the 8+ Club, things turn ugly for Moss.
'Peter File' doesn't sound anything like 'paedophile'. Peter File. No similarity at all. Moss helps clear things up.
Think fast, Roy! Moss' coffee prank on his bad-tempered, unlucky colleague doesn't quite go to plan.
A visible bundle of nerves, Moss defends Douglas with the power of slapstick.
When Roy and Moss find themselves wanted for armed robbery, there's only one way to escape the hot fuzz...
Roy and Moss become juvenile delinquents for the day, but what the heck is a robot doing in the wild?
Moss introduces Jen to a new concept in business technology: The Internet.
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