The Great Sperm Race

The Great Sperm Race Game

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Friday 20 March 2009

To wriggle your sperm all the way up the fallopian tubes to success, play the game below!

Warning: This game may not be suitable for children under 13.

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  1. should of start from the males testies.
    Posted by Elutak on 18/11/2009 08:29:47
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  2. this is the first time i think ive ever been okay with creating a baby and have sperm reaching the egg. cute game :)
    Posted by lizz on 12/11/2009 06:21:53
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  3. Hey this is just like my friday night haha
    Posted by Bigboy100 on 05/11/2009 14:08:53
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  4. I really love this game who knew being a sperm was so much fun!
    Posted by Undertime23 on 22/10/2009 21:55:28
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  5. i liked the games fun to play
    Posted by i love girls!!!!!!!!!!! on 22/10/2009 17:44:49
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  6. awsome! its adictive (:
    Posted by hello (: on 20/10/2009 12:11:47
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  7. this game is mint. i love it. especailly when you're meant tobe doing work in lessons. :)
    Posted by Chloo on 14/10/2009 10:27:16
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  8. so cool its really not that hard but i think sperm have no brain so how do they know what to do (: lol its kool im now scared of woman they have acid all man for them selfs (:
    Posted by lawson :P on 12/10/2009 19:51:17
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  9. i made my babies!Nerve recking game but all the same i made it.
    Posted by johnny blaze on 12/10/2009 12:36:38
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  10. I Made A Baby. wOOp wOOp!
    Posted by RMiller09 on 10/10/2009 18:33:32
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  11. This game is hard my sperm keeps dieing :O. x
    Posted by Jade on 07/10/2009 09:53:00
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  12. I made a baby!So cool!
    Posted by samantha on 03/10/2009 23:45:58
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  13. cooooooooooooooooooll
    Posted by sperm attack on 01/10/2009 15:11:17
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  14. wtf is that weird pink sperm about? mint game though
    Posted by liam caly on 01/10/2009 11:42:07
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  15. this games is coooooooooool great for the future
    Posted by kieran on 01/10/2009 11:10:50
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  16. lmao fun
    Posted by lmao on 29/09/2009 17:04:12
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  17. easy did it on 1st try and in less than 5 mins a good game though!
    Posted by Hazamataz on 23/09/2009 07:32:51
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  18. this games cool
    Posted by Mo on 20/09/2009 21:57:55
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  19. We named ours chuck norris!
    Posted by Chuck Norris on 18/09/2009 10:01:03
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  20. hahahaha lol
    Posted by shannon on 17/09/2009 11:47:43
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  21. I got all of them on my first try (: But very hard. Great job.
    Posted by Brago on 07/09/2009 01:09:51
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  22. Think about how many tries you needed, now consider every single sperm only has 1 try, thats it.... Imagine you were that one sperm once ;) Makes me feel kinda good that i beat those 249 999 999 other suckers ^^
    Posted by Stephen on 01/09/2009 09:17:31
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  23. Hah, really? took me like fifteen minutes to complete, and i didnt think it went all the way to the ovaries to fertalize. i thought it was in the uterus... meaning egg. =]
    Posted by GilGomez on 01/09/2009 04:47:35
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  24. Good fun :)
    Posted by Martin on 30/08/2009 21:58:31
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  25. verry good
    Posted by james on 08/08/2009 19:08:54
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  26. Lol! I managed to complete it in about half an hour. Is that good? Great game though!
    Posted by evilbethan on 07/08/2009 16:01:39
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  27. its HARD
    Posted by Mythbusters on 07/08/2009 07:44:08
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  28. This game is soo cool,you should make one for when the unborn baby cames out to be born! peace out Randolph.
    Posted by Randolph on 27/07/2009 18:21:00
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  29. Can you make an FPS version?
    Posted by Josh on 25/07/2009 17:26:46
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  30. The game was made by Johnny Two Shoes for C4. If you would like more information please feel free to contact our web help team at: http://www.channel4.com/contact
    Posted by Marie - Channel4.com Team on 24/07/2009 14:17:04
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  31. Interesting. who owns the rights to this game?
    Posted by andrew haw on 20/07/2009 00:29:08
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  32. Dis game is sexy!! lol
    Posted by Francesca on 18/07/2009 21:53:19
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  33. this is hard but cool !!!
    Posted by hayden 2k9 on 17/07/2009 09:45:32
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  34. This game is sooooooooooooooooooo fun. I LOVE IT! They should make number 2!
    Posted by brettster4 on 16/07/2009 15:04:41
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  35. this game is so wicked
    Posted by DANNY on 16/07/2009 13:00:04
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  36. this game is the shiz a big shout out to all my homies in ossett who luv this game and do it fo real! haha:)
    Posted by charley ov ossett on 14/07/2009 10:53:59
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  37. kool
    Posted by NaThO on 13/07/2009 13:02:23
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  38. LOLOLOL look at pink head
    Posted by Pink head on 13/07/2009 11:23:59
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  39. it was okay ,, and it's canny addictive aswell
    Posted by natalie on 13/07/2009 10:32:06
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  40. Pretty educational and entertaining all at the same time :)
    Posted by Louise on 12/07/2009 13:42:15
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  41. Interesting game! It could do with some more levels though. Doomlar
    Posted by Doomlar on 10/07/2009 12:50:55
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  42. well it's canny good but cud dee wif sum more levels but it's canny addictive like hew :/
    Posted by natalie on 09/07/2009 13:51:11
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  43. it is awsome game !!!!!!!!
    Posted by matt on 06/07/2009 12:41:52
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  44. I love the game to great sperm race it is a good game to play because if you are learing about that kina stuff in sicens it wel help you so that you know more aswell as you al ready know something.
    Posted by The great sperm race on 29/06/2009 17:46:44
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  45. this is fabo!!!!
    Posted by dancingrox8 on 24/06/2009 15:14:07
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  46. Were playing this in Our health and social class lol , it keeps us entertained :) x
    Posted by Gemma and Amy. on 24/06/2009 12:30:48
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  47. this game is COOL :)
    Posted by nik on 23/06/2009 11:34:40
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  48. this game is cool! i can play over and over for three whole hours
    Posted by chrisiege on 23/06/2009 02:33:52
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  49. This game is hilarious :):):) loves it :):):)
    Posted by Tom Hale on 22/06/2009 08:49:09
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  50. i had a shaniqua and tyrone theree my twins
    Posted by Tyrone on 21/06/2009 20:20:49
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  51. I loved this game! It was really challenging but rewarding. XD It was kind of realistic too, with the deformed sperm with big heads, two tails, some went backwards etc. You get a real idea of what these little guys go through. Amazing!!! :-D
    Posted by WhiteCrow on 17/06/2009 10:05:04
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  52. the funnyest game eva
    Posted by horney101 on 16/06/2009 00:32:56
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  53. The pink and yellow ones are probably the X sperm (female ones). They are slower but have more energy and survival ability in a woman's vagina and womb.
    Posted by megan on 07/06/2009 21:56:13
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  54. this game is banging :P
    Posted by betthaaanyy on 03/06/2009 11:58:24
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  55. Im Not Being Sly Or Horrible But Are the Pink and yellow sperm deformed ?
    Posted by Lydiee2shoes! on 27/05/2009 10:21:34
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  56. Didn't think something so educational would be fun to play, love it! :D
    Posted by Abby on 24/05/2009 17:13:08
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  57. Love it, very educational too!
    Posted by something on 23/05/2009 09:22:07
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  58. wow
    Posted by dave on 23/05/2009 06:17:43
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  59. brill abosulety good
    Posted by dan on 22/05/2009 09:23:04
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  60. THIS IS A MINT GAME!!
    Posted by PUNTON09 on 16/05/2009 12:44:55
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  61. wat can i say it was fun but im da truth at any thing i do
    Posted by yung dy on 15/05/2009 19:17:47
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  62. well your a sperm and your trying to get the egg but ill get to it and fry it for breakfast
    Posted by rhys on 13/05/2009 12:24:53
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  63. just as fun as real life yay
    Posted by sexybeast on 13/05/2009 10:39:47
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  64. Absolutely brilliant! Love the sounds and music!
    Posted by Marcelo on 08/05/2009 01:22:25
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  65. OMG lol really fun XDD First level is by FAR the hardest <3 Very funm, better in real life but oh well XDDD
    Posted by Sora Hikaru on 06/05/2009 09:53:06
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  66. Ace game wierd but ace the second lvl was hardest i recon took me ages to do it :P
    Posted by Chris on 01/05/2009 10:30:52
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  67. Ace game i played this game 5 times trying to get to end eventuly i made it the second lvl is hardest hehe. Ace game.. wierd but ace =D
    Posted by Coolio on 01/05/2009 10:28:48
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  68. That was way more fun in real life.
    Posted by Cecil on 01/05/2009 02:04:05
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  69. Hmmm its kindaa disturbing, Butt very hard to doo':L. Veryy good gamee Mr gamer (:
    Posted by Abbyyy_Babees on 30/04/2009 14:17:17
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  70. this is soooo easy ther should be more levels.
    Posted by cool on 29/04/2009 12:45:23
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  71. this is definitely mad hard to do
    Posted by billary tolla on 25/04/2009 17:55:02
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  72. can't make it play but seems fun
    Posted by howibear on 24/04/2009 22:17:09
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  73. This game WAS well creepy! The dead sperm was the scariest. but yay i won!
    Posted by Michelle Burchell on 24/04/2009 15:45:29
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  74. this was the best game i eva played =)
    Posted by davesteveboy on 22/04/2009 15:38:11
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  75. great game everyone play this
    Posted by ted on 22/04/2009 04:40:50
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  76. This is fun angus hurry up and finish
    Posted by hello on 22/04/2009 04:39:17
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  77. yay i finaly ty for showin me dis mystery man
    Posted by the unknown on 21/04/2009 07:59:31
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  78. yea, i won
    Posted by chadwick5891 on 13/04/2009 04:21:27
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  79. Now I am going to have sex and try and guide it there without arrow keys. Know what I mean?
    Posted by Mr B White on 10/04/2009 14:52:06
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  80. omg y is therre acid nin the vagina
    Posted by jesus on 08/04/2009 16:16:07
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  81. awsome game, though small! i think i got pretty nice! :-)
    Posted by Siado on 06/04/2009 15:48:28
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  82. Yees I was that sperm that made it. I am the best!
    Posted by TyyT on 05/04/2009 23:09:47
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  83. this game is awsome my mamma said life is like a bowx of choclates
    Posted by john on 05/04/2009 16:00:40
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  84. That was way easier in real life.
    Posted by josh on 04/04/2009 02:17:10
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  85. this game creeped me out. especially the dead sperm. if this is really how babies are made, my mom lied when she said it was a beautiful thing...
    Posted by mckenzie on 04/04/2009 01:26:37
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  86. This was AWESOME! lulz.
    Posted by Psycho_walker13 on 04/04/2009 01:05:13
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  87. this was so cool but so stupid
    Posted by megan on 03/04/2009 20:09:46
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  88. Finally! I won the game, and I made a baby boy! Hopefully my class will get to play this when we're doing sex ed. (The boys will laugh at the egg being the holy grail! ;-))
    Posted by Jo on 03/04/2009 16:16:51
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  89. i feel funny (weirdly) but its a good game
    Posted by Shiftmad on 03/04/2009 06:17:01
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  90. i done it that was really fun, me and my husband loved the show too well done to the people that did it
    Posted by janine on 02/04/2009 21:40:10
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  91. I love it! It's way too hard for me though - I died every time! Iwant to know what happens next!
    Posted by AlexaMcGregor on 02/04/2009 13:49:38
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  92. I never thought i would be a sperm, yet however infuriating certain parts were (bad playing on my behalf) i really enjoyed the little while i spent as one.
    Posted by Jessnomi on 01/04/2009 23:42:19
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  93. Great game. Well done. I played it to the end twice though am not really sure why.
    Posted by Richard on 01/04/2009 20:37:54
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  94. cool game.. i made a little baby boy ^^ how sweet... just like the one in me =)
    Posted by JessyP on 01/04/2009 19:44:46
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  95. We loved this game. Its so super duper awesome!! We made a baby girl :) xx
    Posted by Sarah & Ami on 01/04/2009 12:14:20
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  96. its too hard !!:@
    Posted by pskl on 01/04/2009 12:06:51
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  97. I feel strange after playing it... but it was pretty interesting to play.
    Posted by Khoa Phan on 01/04/2009 07:43:10
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