Simon is 27, and it's a tragedy. His young person's travelcard has expired, and worse than that, he's attracted to his…

Susan's convinced Simon has a thing for women with authority. He's determined to prove her wrong, but the fact that his…

Maggie's not happy after Simon was clearly so embarrassed of her in front of his friends, and has stopped returning his…

Simon's terrified his sex life is diminishing after he and Maggie go for a few days without any action, and then feels…

Simon and Jenny are locked in the stationery cupboard together by some of the students, and sexual tension soon gets…

It's open evening, and the already overworked Susan is pushed past breaking point when her husband turns up angrily…

Pornography has been circulating around the school with staff's faces superimposed on the participants, including -…

The time has come for Simon's big interview, and he finds out if he'll get to keep his job. Meanwhile Liz celebrates…

Starting a new term is no source for celebration among the Summerdown staff. Between his moans and gripes Simon manages…

Carol continues to pursue Kurt despite his insistance their relationship is over, even after he attempts to fool her…

Jenny's house-shaking romping with new boyfriend Alec is driving Susan crazy, so when Simon asks her to get a flat with…

When JP comes out to the rest of the teachers, Simon, Kurt and Susan begin a campaign of wind-ups against Brian. But…

Susan's frustration with Jenny's boyfriend Alec reaches boiling point, so she drags the others over to the house so…

A delusional Bob manages to convince himself that Penny fancies him. This spurs him into undergoing a ridiculous…

In a bid to promote contraception, former student Bev is invited to bring her baby into school and talk about the…

Jenny decides it's time to finish with Alec - she just needs to work out how. Meanwhile, Simon shocks everyone by…

Having split up with Alec, Jenny's going through a hedonistic phase - much to Brian and Kurt's delight as she keeps…

Simon's replacement, Matt, visits the school, and Penny takes a shine to him because he's the only person who talks to…

Penny's self-obsession and self-pity have reached such dizzying new heights that she's driving everyone insane. Bored…

Lindsay is about to be 30 - and that's fine by her. Fine, that is, until everyone else helpfully points out that 30 is…

Half the staff are off with stress, leaving the other half even more stressed. In a desperate bid to relieve the…

There's something disturbing in the air. A stranger, with a sinister beard, is lurking by the perimeter fence. But it…

In the pub, the teachers get depressed that not one of them is in a functional relationship until Liz points out the…

Lindsay is in trouble. Students and parents have complained about her, and not taking those complaints seriously has…

When Brian and Kurt race each other to school, Kurt's desire to win results in injury. Brian's attempts to administer…

Summerdown has merged with another school in the area and it's all change for the teachers. Bob is struggling to…

Penny makes a pass at Ewan, but it all ends in humiliation. Meanwhile, Ben is ordered to babysit some pensioners who…

Ewan is thrown into turmoil when he finds out that a pupil, John, fancies him. All his attempts to handle the situation…

It's Obesity Awareness Month and Ben becomes obsessed with Lindsay's weight. It's purely selfish, of course; he's…

It's Religious Tolerance Week and, as Bob finally takes delivery of his new wife, the teachers prepare to represent…

After discovering Penny's real surname is Eichmann, the others take pleasure in winding her up. She's blonde, she hates…

No sooner has Damien announced that he doesn't need a girlfriend, than he falls for the substitute teacher Anna. The…

While trying to find an excuse to get out of Bob's stag night, Ben is reminded of a ouija board prediction: he is going…