Two of the most important things in life are romance and rice pudding (obvs). And they're also the main ingredients in this week's web clip.
Stephen (aka The Bear) is hungry mid beach party, so decides to sneak to the food stash and help himself to a tin of gloopy rice goodness. While stuffing his face, the secret rice pudding pincher tells us about his progress with Anna - which according to him is merely a whisker away from a "home run rump." Classy.
Joined by Joseph, who's also peckish for some sneaky rice pudding, the pair discuss the goss of the week, such as Tristan fancying Kate and Kitty deciding that everyone else on the island is a freak.
Tuck in, Shipwrecked fans; tuck in...