I don't know about you, but I find hot people canoodling on a table DISGUSTING.
Unlucky for me, this is exactly how this week's exclusive web clip begins: with lovebirds Bear and Anna having a fondle and a giggly chat.
Afterwards, Bear opts for some man-time with the lads, including Tristan who takes the opportunity to quiz him on how things are going in his island romance. But when Bear reveals that he "really likes" Anna, and opens up about his "feelings" and "emotions", Tristan has to fight the urge to vomit. He tells Bear that went they get home he probably won't even add her on Facebook. Oh and if another blonde girl arrives on the island who's hotter than Anna, he'll probably start getting off with her instead. Tristan ends his lecture by reminding Bear that it's not healthy to want to spend lots of time with anyone apart from yourself.
He's gonna make such a good Best Man.