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US sitcom about modern relationships, as seen through the eyes of two very different couples and their single friends

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US sitcom about modern relationships, as seen through the eyes of two very different couples and their single friends

Series 5 Summary

The fifth series of the US comedy sees Jeff and Audrey come to terms with some unsettling news about their surrogate mother, and Russell and Timmy go on a double date.

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    Episode 1 - Surro-gate

    Jeff and Audrey come to terms with some unsettling news about their surrogate mother.

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    Episode 2 - The Bank

    Jeff reveals that he keeps a list of mistakes that Audrey has made - which he calls 'the bank'. Russell sends a suggestive email to a colleague.

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    Episode 3 - Rug-of-War

    Jeff is annoyed when Audrey gives Adam and Jen their old rug and tries to discourage them from accepting it.

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    Episode 4 - Handy Man

    Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom. Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

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    Episode 5 - Play Ball

    Audrey considers leaving her job when she realises how miserable it's making her. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.

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    Episode 6 - Baked

    Audrey hopes to start her own cookie business after leaving her previous job, and Timmy tries to fit in with the guys.

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    Episode 7 - Mannequin Head Ball

    When Jeff can't escape from the lease for a retail space he once rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam take the opportunity to invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins.

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    Episode 8 - Les-bro

    Audrey is upset when Jeff is too distracted to help find a surrogate, but a conversation with one of his softball team-mates leads to an unexpected resolution.

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    Episode 9 - The Big Picture

    Russell's mother cuts off his trust fund and he is forced to move in with Timmy. Audrey volunteers to help Jeff impress his boss to get a year-end bonus.

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    Episode 10 - Fun Run

    Jeff tells his colleagues that he can't give any more money to their charity fundraising efforts, but then Audrey signs up for a 10km race for a good cause

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    Episode 11 - Refusing to Budget

    When the utilities are turned off in Russell's apartment, Timmy convinces his friend that he needs to budget sensibly and pay his bills on time

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    Episode 12 - Little Bummer Boy

    Timmy thinks it's a total bummer that he and Alison have split up at Christmas, but he cheers himself up by dressing as an elf to greet party guests

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    Episode 13 - The Home Stretch

    Audrey has private Pilates sessions at home and Jeff is thrilled when the workouts increase her sex drive, but less pleased when he sees her instructor

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    Episode 14 - Uh-Oh It's Magic

    Russell takes his date Jessica to a magic show, only to see the magician make her disappear and not return. Illusionist Criss Angel guest stars.

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    Episode 15 - Singing and Dancing

    Timmy joins an a cappella group but tries to keep his new hobby a secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey discover that they have an annoying new neighbour.

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    Episode 16 - Jeff Day

    When Jeff proclaims that it's 'Jeff Day', everything goes swimmingly until the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam has to figure out why his eye keeps twitching.

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    Episode 17 - Zygote

    Jeff and Audrey go to a surrogacy seminar with their surrogate, Brenda, but Jeff is sceptical about the new age advice given to help the implantation process

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    Episode 18 - Anniversary Chicken

    Jeff is convinced that he has remembered his wedding anniversary and that Audrey has forgotten. Russell pays Timmy to be his translator on a date.

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    Episode 19 - The Set Up

    When Russell discovers that Timmy has a sister, he does everything in his power to impress her and ends up giving an inaccurate impression of himself

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    Episode 20 - Beating the System

    When Jeff and Audrey learn that their surrogate is pregnant, Jeff is unprepared for the radical changes that soon begin to affect their lives

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    Episode 21 - The Jeff Photo

    While at a gallery, Audrey finds an old photo of Jeff looking very fit, which motivates him to try to get fit again. Russell is having no luck with women.

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    Episode 22 - Double Down

    Jeff and Audrey are thrown into a panic when their surrogate, Brenda, has an ultrasound scan that reveals they might be having twins

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    Episode 23 - The Power Couple

    Jeff feels threatened when Audrey gets a pay rise, and he refuses to accept the new television that she buys for their home with her disposable income

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    Episode 24 - The Last of the Red Hat Lovers

    Russell takes a holiday cruise that he believes will have 'red hot ladies' on board, only to find he has misinterpreted the advertisement