Yes, Jerwayne may still have a single bed at his Mum's house, but you best believe he is still taking care of business. Or so he says.. Jerwayne considers himself a complex ladies man.

A lover of the finer things in life, Jerwayne is a snob and he doesn’t care who knows it. Choosey - but not too choosey - about who he goes out with (think Zara girls, not Mothercare), the love of Jerwayne's life is Janine from Pay-As-You-Go. Years of trying have gotten him nowhere with her, yet still he persists in the vain hope that one day she will be his to share a chicken platter with.