As their next door neighbour, Toni finds herself to be the object of both boys’ putrid sexual cravings.
What a lucky girl. It seems likely that it’s Toni’s status as divorcee that singles her out for their attention as much as anything else. The gallant duo decide that they really should sleep with her. But even this leads to their falling out - until Jez is distracted by her sister.
The queue for Toni’s affection doesn’t end with Jez and Mark though, and when you throw her past relationship with arson into the mix, perhaps it’s safer to stay well clear.