Big Suze is Jeremy’s ex, and probably the love of his life - other than himself, of course.
Suze used to live with Jez in the ‘love shack’ (his words, not hers) before they parted and he was forced to move in with Mark. Happier days perhaps, but Suze claims that the two of them were ‘never really…’
An actress by profession, Suze works in a café. Beautiful but naïve, she is a frequent target of Jeremy’s amorous manoeuvres, even though she has arrived back in his life with a muscular Christian boyfriend in tow.
At one point, she even finds herself beguiled by Mark’s fumbling charms. To his credit, he doesn't try to use drugs on her, which is more than can be said for Jez.
To sum her up with the tender poetry of Jeremy’s love:
'I bet she even does nice poos - little Maltesers that smell like the Body Shop'
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