It's Friday night, Paddy's playtime, and he doesn't want to be visiting Max's mate Billy. You see, Paddy stole Billy's job on the door of The Phoenix and Billy isn't happy about it.
Although clearly a madman, Billy persuades the boys to help him find his wife and kid - who went missing nearly three weeks ago on a trip to Blockbuster.
On the way, they stop off at a Little Chef that looks like it's about to close, but mysteriously remains open after Billy uses his gun's magic powers.
Unfortunately, a quick round of Guess the TV Theme ends in a scuffle - and not even the prospect of a Gingsters pasty can calm Billy's murderous intent.
Billy wants him and Max to be together forever - and if he can't have Max nobody can. Luckily, Paddy is there to save the day and deal Billy a devastating blow to the head with a plastic cone.
Problem is - how are they going to get that bullet out of Paddy's arse?
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