Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere

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Max and Paddy

Starved of home entertainment, the boys need a new TV. Gypsy Joe knows where they can find one, but he's going to need some help to get it.

Dressed as paramedics, Max and Paddy take a trip to the local shopping centre, where Joe fakes a heart attack and the lads stretcher him off on a brand new plasma TV. A night of porn and ninja films awaits...

Unfortunately, a silent screening of Charlie's Anals alerts them to a lack of speakers, so the boys head out on the town to let off steam. One dance-lesson montage later and their new moves attract a right couple of livewires, sisters to boot.

In the cold light of the morning after, they realise they've been robbed - and discover via Gypsy Joe that the sisters have previous. With the girls caught bang to rights, they come to an arrangement that sees the boys ending up with a pair of speakers for their plasma...

Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere synopsis

More inspired comedy from Peter Kay, the creator of Phoenix Nights. Bouncers Max and Paddy escape the perils of Bolton's clubland and take to the open road in their prized motorhome. Chaos ensues...

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