The average Briton goes to the toilet six times a day, hates brussel sprouts and owns a copy of Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits. He is male, married, owns his own house, hates his job and says sorry 1.9m times in his lifetime.
But who is he? Who is this person? What do they look like and where do they live? And can Tim track him down?
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