Increasingly paranoid about her age, Joanna resorts to embarking on a 'secret' affair with Dr Statham to soothe her ego and satisfy her sex mad desires. This article contains adult content including strong language.
Her erratic mood swings aren’t helped by the fact her son, the hapless Martin works at the Hospital, but even this secret pales into insignificance when she discovers Guy is also the fruit of her loins, shortly after spending a filthy night of passion with him…
In her own words:
'Are you telling me you’ve given me a spunk-filled locket for my birthday?'
'Nobody’s going to know you’ve got a 48 year old foofy'
'You will never feel my super-vagina again'
Pippa Haywood’s extensive television credits include Jonathan Creek, The Bill, and Goodnight Sweetheart, as well as playing Helen Brittas in The Brittas Empire. Pippa appeared in the film If Only, directed by Gil Junger.
Her varied theatre roles include Helena in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Mopsa in The Winter’s Tale and an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe.