Coach Trip: Road to Zante
The tour starts in Milan. Within hours the tourists are making a racket 'singing' opera next to the city's famous cathedral. At the first vote there are already signs of tension in this feisty group.
Day two of the tour and the group travels to the stunning Lake Maggiore, in the foothills of the Alps, where they get the chance to swim at one of the lake's exclusive islands
The party crosses the Swiss border. But Brendan's snow day hits the rocks when the cable car is closed. Later disaster strikes when a tourist takes a tumble on the mountain.
The tour leaves the Swiss mountains behind and heads to a huge underground lake. Later on a lesson in blowing the alpine horn descends into Carry On territory.
The first week ends with the tourists wakeboarding on Lake Geneva, with predictably dismal results. Two tourists make an early departure, replaced by two striking new arrivals.
The coach picks up two young tourists in France. A game of boules descends into farce, and two tourists' smutty behaviour at a French language lesson alienates them from the others.
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A shock departure upsets the group. Brendan attempts a cultural morning but the tourists just want to shop. After an afternoon at the world's only volcano-themed park, one tourist erupts at the vote.
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The group go truffle hunting, but the younger tourists are annoying Brendan. A relationship-building exercise almost ends in divorce for one couple. And two couples fall out over make-up at the vote.
Brendan takes the group to an exclusive restaurant to sample oysters. They're joined by two plucky new tourists before going catamaran sailing. But, beneath the surface, the make-up row rumbles on...
Brendan has to take drastic action against one couple after complaints from the hotel management, before the group spend a bizarre morning learning stilt-walking at a medieval eco-museum
Two outdoor adventurists board the coach as it rolls into Spain. Brendan tests the group's language skills with a Basque lesson before testing their physical prowess with a game of pelota.
The tour visits Pamplona. They're a week late for the bull run, so they make some churros instead. Brendan organises a game of cricket, but a new tourist's behaviour embarrasses the rest of the group.
There's more Basque Country fun with some rural sports before the group hit the beach for an afternoon's surfing
The tour reaches Santander, where Brendan organises a golf tournament, but his refereeing ability is called into question again
After overindulging the night before, one of the older tourists is dreading an excursion to a cider farm. And Brendan loses half the group to sea sickness on a fishing trip.
Two mischievous new tourists join the group at a health spa. One of the older tourists shows the youngsters how to race a quad bike. And one of the original couples are in the firing line at the vote.
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Brendan gives the group a Picasso-inspired Cubist art lesson, with mixed results, before an afternoon with some Galician folk musicians. And two new passengers board the coach.
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Brendan's plan to visit one of Christianity's holiest pilgrimage sites is ruined when a new couple play a secret recording of a coach veteran to try to manipulate the voting. All hell breaks loose.
Brendan organises a tripe cooking lesson and port tasting in Porto. Unfortunately, the loud behaviour of one couple annoys the other tourists.
Coach Trip meets The Apprentice as Brendan challenges his tourists to make and sell traditional sweet eggs. At the vote two more tourists fall foul of block-voting, and they don't take it lying down.
Brendan stretches the group in more ways than one with a seaside yoga lesson before they enjoy a medieval adventure in the picturesque town of Obidos in Portugal
Brendan lets the tourists loose around Lisbon in electric buggies, but his lack of direction gets them into trouble. Two young good-looking boys join the group and cause a bit of a stir.
The group enjoy a treasure hunt on Portugal's largest lake before getting up close and personal with some feathered friends at an ostrich farm
The group spend an unforgettable morning dolphin-watching in the Algarve before making a splash themselves at a water park
The coach re-enters Spain for flamenco dancing and a bullfighting lesson in Seville, where the matador's tight trousers catch the eye of two new arrivals. And the group face a tough decision.
Brendan gets the group to cook his all-time favourite dish, paella, before more cookery-related fun at a bowl-making class
The group play Robin Hood during an archery lesson that leaves one tourist with some nasty bruises, and the afternoon is spent down on the beach with a sand sculpture competition
A new couple join for the last days of the tour and enjoy the delights of the Tangiers souk. Later the group make their own perfume, with some fairly unpleasant results.
The final day of the tour is a disaster for Brendan as he is forced to abandon the planned activities and take the party back to Tangiers for a belly-dancing lesson
As Brendan scoops up his group and heads back to Spain for the flight home, he looks back at his favourite activities and contestants from the last 30 days