After insulting the Emperor's girlfriend governor Aulus Paulinus is sent to Britannia where he meets Britain's surly…

Aulus Paulinus tries to improve Romano-British relations by conducting a walkabout up and down the open sewer that is…

Aulus is suffering from nightmares and insomnia. Could it be the staple all-day British breakfast of pig and egg, or is…

Governor Aulus decides to give the people of Chelmsford a new Roman road and he wants to give it to them straight. But…

Badvoc is kidnapped by the terrorist tribe of the Triconi. Aulus is urged to rescue him to prevent civil war, but he…

Aulus decides to liven up Chelmsford with the Festival of Saturnalia. As part of the revelry, a fool is made king for a…

Aulus seeks psychiatric help and is found to be suffering from a rare stress-related disease called 'living in the same…

A great heatwave hits Chelmsford, giving the Romans an opportunity for to top up their tans and Britons to die of…

Badvoc attempts to relieve Aulus Paulinus of a priceless ring and use it to exact sexual favours, incurring the wrath…

Aulus' repulsive right-hand man Grasientus, winner of 'The Ugliest Git in the Empire', falls in love with a beautiful…

Things are quiet in Chelmsford. Too quiet. Aulus hasn't heard anything of Badvoc for weeks, which can only mean one of…

Aulus' priceless statue of the heavenly twins is stolen by Badvoc, and confusion arises when he tries to get it back...

You know the sort of day when you find out your wife's run off with your best friend, you've got the sack, your skin…