
Dilated Peoples - 'Back Again'
Insert joke about farting here.

Ordinary Boys - '9 to 5'
Cor! he's fit that Preston, ain't he?

Beth Orton - 'Conceived'
Eugh! What's that disgusting thing with the green monster?

Morning Runner - 'Burning Benches'
This wasn't the best party the boys had attended.

Aha - 'Analogue (All I Want)'
Morten gets white stuff on his fingers.

Starsailor - 'This Time'
Owl!

Ferry Corsten - 'Fire'
Simon Le Bon!

Ashlee Simpson - 'Boyfriend'
Lady!

The Notorious B.I.G. - 'Nasty Girl'
He's looking well...

Eminem - 'When I'm Gone'
Oh cheer up you miserable bugger.

Richard Ashcroft - 'Break The Night With Colour'
Oh cheer up you miserable sod.

Santa - 'Is This The way To Santa's Grotto?'
Go on, sit on his lap.

Robbie Williams - 'Advertising Space'
Rob's tribute to the king of rock 'n' roll - Shakin Stevens.

Coldplay - 'Talk'
The group attempt to shed their 'wacky' image.

Babyshambles - 'Albion'
He's looking well.

Paul Weller - 'Here's The Good News'
What larks!

Frank Popp Ensemble - 'Love is On Our Side'
Dave wondered if it was a mistake to feng shui the video set.

Performance - 'Surrender'
"Back a bit!"

Pussycat Dolls - 'Stick Wit U'
Man, I feel like a woman.
Hi / Lo

Bob Marley - 'Slogans'
How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
Hi / Lo

Mystery Jets - 'Alas Agnes'
With jam in!
Hi / Lo

Freefaller - 'She's My Everything'
Ollie from Freefaller was raised by crabs.
Hi / Lo

The Futureheads - 'Area'
Barry awoke to find a tiny drummer stuck to his face.
Hi / Lo

John Peel Tribute - 'Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've)?'
Elton, Plant, Gilmour, Daltry, Hooky, Datsuns - the greats.
Hi / Lo

The Darkness - 'One Way Ticket To Hell'
Oh god.
Hi / Lo

GLC - 'R'n'B'
An episode of Soulschool.
Hi / Lo

Lady Sovereign - 'Hoodie'
Louise there, lovely as ever.
Hi / Lo

Goldfrapp - 'Number 1'
Alison there, lovely as ever.
Hi / Lo

Gorillaz – 'Dirty Harry'
Why don't Blur get a cartoon Graham for the next album?
Hi / Lo

Madonna – 'Hung Up'
Bet you can't do that with your leg.
Hi / Lo

Paul McCartney - 'Jenny Wren'
He doesn't do much. He doesn't have to.
Hi / Lo

Athlete - 'Twenty Four Hours'
See them walking about.
Hi / Lo

Craig David - 'Don't Love You No More (I'm Sorry)'
Sorry and soggy.
Hi / Lo

Fightstar – 'Grand Unification (Part 1)'
Charlie gets a tattoo of his face on his face!
Hi / Lo

My Chemical Romance – 'I'm Not Okay'
Dirty boys!
Hi / Lo

The Modern – 'Jane Falls Down'
Nathan was convinced there was someone else in the room.
Hi / Lo

Katherine Jenkins – 'L’Amore Sei Tu (I Will Always Love You)'
This had always been Kath's favourite wall.
Hi / Lo

Funeral For A Friend - 'History'
Relive the happy days of the Welsh miner's strike.
Hi / Lo

Beastie Boys – 'Brass Monkey'
Old school illing!
Hi / Lo

Robert Post – 'There's One Thing'
Karaoke is life for our favourite Norwegian.
Hi / Lo

Duels – 'Press On You'
"Is this as high as it goes?"
Hi / Lo

Death From Above – 'Black History Month (Sammy Danger remix)'
Is that Will Young? No, it isn't.
Hi / Lo

Gledhill – 'Remain'
"Fancy a nice time, darling?"
Hi / Lo

Kate Bush – 'King Of The Mountain'
Flying Elvis suits and a yeti on a sledge!
Hi / Lo

Daniel Powter – 'Free Loop'
Naked spider fight!
Hi / Lo

Clor – 'Good Stuff' (new version)
Blindfolds, helmets and raining things.
Hi / Lo

Clor – 'Good Stuff' (old version)
Nudity, beasts, violence and dancing.
Hi / Lo

Morning Runner – 'Be All You Want Me To Be'
Not really a videos band, bless 'em.
Hi / Lo

Suffrajets – 'Everything You Do'
Bird out of Babyshambles' new mates.
Hi / Lo

Stereo MCs - 'Paradise'
Lord help us!
Hi / Lo

Friday Hill – 'Baby Goodbye'
Three's company, ten's a crowd.
Hi / Lo

Louis XIV – 'Finding Out True Love Is Blind'
This is meant to be good, apparently.
Hi / Lo

Mariah Carey – ‘Shake It Off'
How not to drive - lesson one.
Hi / Lo

James Blunt – ‘High'
Is anyone sitting here?
Hi / Lo

Simply Red – ‘Perfect Love'
You would, wouldn't you girls?
Hi / Lo

Happy Mondays – ‘Playground Superstar'
Shaun's best Mariah Carey impression.
Hi / Lo

Supergrass – ‘Low C'
Meet a mermaid.
Hi / Lo

Hush – ‘If I Was'
Things are looking up.
Hi / Lo

Duke Spirit – ‘Cuts Across The Land'
They need their heads tested.
Hi / Lo

Robbie Williams – ‘Tripping'
Never eat cheese before bedtime.
Hi / Lo

Jo O'Meara – ‘What Hurts The Most'
Jo tests out various implements of torture.
Hi / Lo

Charlotte Church – ‘Call My Name'
Watch to see Chaz banging at the end!
Hi / Lo

Subways – ‘With You’
It's too close to call at the stage-diving olympics!
Hi / Lo

Starsailor – ‘In The Crossfire’
Band get smashed (some glass breaks, basically).
Hi / Lo

Bow Wow – ‘Let Me Hold You’
Shirley was pleased to hear she'd won a holiday!
Hi / Lo

Liberty X – ‘Song 4 Lovers’
Rev Run is their vicar - amazing!
Hi / Lo

Katie Melua – ‘Nine Million Bicycles'
Katie gets dragged through a hedge backwards (and other things).
Hi / Lo

Ian Brown – ‘All Ablaze’
Man plays with matches, sets eyes on fire.
Hi / Lo

Mystery Jets – ‘You Can't Fool Me Dennis’
What the dickens is going on here?
Hi / Lo

Rob Thomas – ‘This Is How A Heart Breaks’
Man runs from invisible foe.
Hi / Lo

Hard Fi – ‘Living For The Weekend’
People go to work; man sings on roof.
Hi / Lo

Black Velvets – ‘Once In A While’
Band cavort with lady; black paint spilled everywhere.
Hi / Lo

GLC – ‘Your Missus Is A Nutter’
Weird Science - Welsh style.
Hi / Lo

Pussycat Dolls – ‘Don't Cha’
Busta Rhymes and some top cats.
Hi / Lo

David Gray – ‘The One I Love’
Dave serenades a sad faced girl.
Hi / Lo

Kano – ‘Nite Nite’
A girl, a beach and Mike Skinner.
Hi / Lo

Beulah – ‘Sweet Kinda Something’
A girl and a beach but no Mike Skinner.
Hi / Lo

Magnet – ‘Hold On’
It's got a horse in it.
Hi / Lo

The Bravery – ‘Unsatisfied’
It's also got a horse in it.
Hi / Lo

Transplants – ‘Gangsters And Thugs’
These men are hard.
Hi / Lo

Craig David – ‘All The Way’
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Hi / Lo

Gwen Stefani – ‘Cool’
Based on real life events.
Hi / Lo

Girls Aloud – ‘Long Hot Summer’
Girls get dirty with men's tools.
Hi / Lo

Lady Sovereign – ‘9 to 5’
Lady gets lips round sausage.
Hi / Lo

The Ordinary Boys – ‘Life Will be The Death Of Me’
Give us a lick of that.
Hi / Lo

Funeral For A Friend – ‘Monsters’
Rock band found in wood.
Hi / Lo

Iron Maiden – ‘The Trooper’
668 - the neighbour of the beast.
Hi / Lo

Rihanna – ‘Pon De Replay’
Jay-Z discovered her, ya know?
Hi / Lo

British Whale – ‘This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us’
Darkness fella plays darts.
Hi / Lo

Magic Numbers – ‘Love Me Like You’
Aw, ain't they loverly?
Hi / Lo

Weezer – ‘We Are All On Drugs’
Warriors of Genghis Kahn!
Hi / Lo

Athlete – ‘Tourist’
An alien goes to the airport.
Hi / Lo

Alfie – ‘Your Own Religion'
"Now some of your own work in The Gallery".
Hi / Lo

Dandy Warhols - ‘Smoke It’
Some dogs go to a rock concert.
Hi / Lo

Robert Post – ‘Got None’
Possibly the best video we've ever seen.
Hi / Lo

Fischerspooner – ‘Never Win’
Possibly the nuttiest video we've ever seen.
Hi / Lo

Public Enemy – ‘Don't Believe The Hype’
It's a stone cold classic.
Hi / Lo

Public Enemy – ‘Fight The Power’
It is also a stone cold classic.
Hi / Lo

The Coral – ‘Something Inside’
Agh! It's like one of those scary foreign animations.
Hi / Lo

JJ72 – ‘Coming Home’
In a dark dark room is a dark dark band...
Hi / Lo

Deep Dish – ‘Say Hello’
A boy and girl have fun with their holes.

Queens Of The Stone Age - 'In My Head'
Band plays, lady jiggles. Would you prefer it the other way round?

Jem – ‘Just A Ride’
A lady is splashed by a Butler's mess.

Brakes – ‘All Night Disco Party’
Penguins and polar bears get on down.

Kelly Clarkson – ‘Since U Been Gone’
Cleaning out someone else's closet and breaking stuff.

Charlotte Church – Crazy Chick’
Has party - doesn't invite paparazzi.

The Cribs – ‘Mirror Kissers’
Band scribbled on with pens.

British Sea Power – ‘Please Stand Up’
Band trapped in house as sky goes weird.

Death From Above 1979 - 'Black History Month'
Crows, weeing and ballroom dancing. Oh my!
Now please rise for the National Anthem...