"Liza Minnelli said that to me!"

So My Chemical Romance have conquered the planet! It was only a matter of time. Call it destiny, call it providence, call it having a damn cute singer who makes everyone feel a bit funny in the trouser department. But Gerard Way's not-so-merry men have taken sensitive, bedroom-dwelling angst-rock and blown it up to stadium proportions for new album 'The Black Parade'. Rejoice!

So we went to meet them and ask some dumb questions...