50
Doing her own stunts for arty film Hayride To Hell.

49
Dueting with a fishnet-wearing Elton on 'Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves' for Equality 85 at the Albert Hall.

48
The slogan for the 'Intimate & Live' tour being "If in doubt, apply more glitter".

47
Having her tongue hacked out in the Aussie slasher flick Cut.

46
Pretending to be Neil Tennant's daughter on the Pet Shop Boys song 'In Denial'.

45
Recreating the famous 70s 'tennis arse' shot for the cover of GQ magazine.

44
Being a sexy wet ghost in a pool for the video of 'On A Night Like This'.

43
'Disco Down'. Probably the greatest Kylie track never to be released as a single.

42
'Turn It Into Love'. Probably the greatest Kylie track never to be released as a single (except in Japan).

41
'Your Disco Needs You'. Probably the greatest Kylie track never to be released as a single (except in Germany and Australia).

40
The greasy dungarees. Nnngggnngggh.

39
The 'Please Stay' video revealing that Kylie is so rich she can afford her own seedy pool joint with her own pinball machine and some gay cowboys to dance with whenever she pleases (which is probably quite often).

38
Hitting Jason Donovan during her first Neighbours scene, 'by accident'.

37
The kitten brandishing scene in the 'I Wouldn't Change A Thing' video.

36
Wearing a puffball skirt.

35
"I, I, I, I, I, I should be so lucky". Why does no one do that on records anymore?

34
"I, I, I, I wouldn't change..." Seriously, why not?

33
The "brrrr" noise she makes in 'Give Me Just A Little More Time'. They don't do that anymore either. Aren't records rubbish nowadays?

32
'I Believe In You'. Apart from that one, that one was good.

31
"Quelle heure est-il?" Kylie shows off her French in the mini drama at the start of the 'Je Ne Sais Pas Pourqoi' video. Kylie likes the French.

30
Inadvertently inventing pole-dancing in the video for 'Hand On My Heart'. Well, she danced round a pole anyway. It was stripy.

29
Getting attacked by flying hearts in the video for 'Hand On My Heart'.

28
Flapper Kylie, Cowboy Kylie, Disco Kylie and Japanese Kylie in the 'Never Too Late' video.

27
Singing 'Tears On My Pillow' fourteen years before ITV invented Greasemania.

26
Reciting the lyrics to 'Better the Devil You Know' as part of Nick Cave's academic lecture The Secret Life Of The Love Song at the Royal Festival Hall. Cave describes the track as a "harrowing portrait of humanity not dissimilar to that of the Old Testament Psalms".