Jayne's household philosophy

This is my house and I rule the roost. I am proper bossy. The rule is ‘my way is the only way.’ I always get what I want because I shout and swear at everyone. I never back down. I pride myself that I have never ever said sorry and everyone has to do what I say. Even if I’m wrong, I will never apologise. Martin has walked out for a night, but he is the one who has to say sorry because I’m proper stubborn. In my house if you want to be heard, shout, and if that doesn’t work shout louder.

I live to socialise, so this is a party house. Life is about fun and I’m living it to the full. All my mates pile round here, we laugh, get pissed and we look good while we’re doing it.

Women are alive to look good and be feminine. I spend so much time and money on my appearance. It makes me feel good and makes me feel complete. I’m a proper girly-girly-girl and image is everything, I love everything pink and fluffy. I walked around Liverpool the other day in my pink fluffy jacket and pink fluffy boots and everyone just kept staring at me. I was just like 'come on' because you’re not anyone unless everyone is staring at you. I’m teaching my daughter to be like me, I want her to look like me and be as popular as me.

I’m materialistic. I love buying new things and enjoying them, and I like turning people’s heads. Image is really important to me, I judge people by their appearances, and think you should make an effort to look good. I like people who are proud of the way they look. People shouldn’t drive around in old bangers, it shows they’re no-hopers and I don’t want to know people like that.

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