Wife Swap

1. You don’t have to live as if you’re just surviving. You need to have fun, so that’s what my rule changes are all about.

2. Bill, you have no mates, so we’re going to go out and make some, at pubs and clubs. And on my last night we’re going to have a party in the house.

3. Bill, you intimidate these boys and speak over them. From now on, every time I hear you interrupt them you must shut up immediately.

4. From now on, the house is stocked up with sweets and snacks for the kids. We will also get takeaways as and when I choose.

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