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SURVIVOR'S GUIDE
The SURVIVOR'S GUIDE is our light-hearted – and possibly sometimes useful
– guide to some of the challenges of modern living.
Click on these links to watch the guides or just read the tips below.
• How to make your partner dump you
• What women really want
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How to make your partner dump you
The party's over. The thrill has gone. Your eyes are open. But you can't bring
yourself to do the deed. No problem – get your partner to do it. Ashton
and Elizabeth explain how ...
- Pretend to forget her name.
- Out-drink him up the pub – he won't be able to cope with the shame.
- Pay more attention to the dog than to her.
- Don't have baths! The BO scent will keep her away.
- Tell him that David Beckham looks far better than him.
What women really want
Forget Mel Gibson. Our brave heart Ashton knows
what women really want.
- Never turn up late for a date – sorry love!
- Make her laugh as much as you can.
- She wants your undivided attention – keep your eyes for her and for
her only.
- Don't accept her offer to go Dutch on dinner – she really wants you
to pay for it all!
- Text her after the date – don't make her wait!
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