VEE-TV: SURVIVOR'S GUIDE

Survivor's guide

The SURVIVOR'S GUIDE is our light-hearted – and possibly sometimes useful – guide to some of the challenges of modern living.

Click on these links to watch the guides or just read the tips below.

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How to win an argument

Enjoy feeling smug? Gavin and Elizabeth share a few tips.

Don't give them a chance to speak – just keep talking, and talking, and talking – throwing everything you want to say at them and more – and then just walk off.
With your boyfriend, flutter your eyelashes and say: 'You know I only argue with you because I care about you ...'
To end an argument, just throw in some Latin, French or Greek phrases and they can't answer back.
Refuse outright to admit you are wrong.
With your mum – don't even bother. Mum's always right!

Keep finding all your stuff outside on the pavement? Perhaps your flatmates are trying to tell you something. But Elizabeth and Gavin can help ...

Have a man on tap to do all the repairs.
Bring your latest girlfriend home every two weeks to clean up.
Always keep a night free for girly gossip and a few drinks.
Avoid piles of washing up – eat out of a tin.
Put a sign up on your cupboard – 'Cupboard pickers have bigger knickers' – guaranteed to deter the worst nibbler!
Keep the TV on the sports channel at all times – unless VEE-TV is on, of course!