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The SURVIVOR'S GUIDE is our light-hearted – and possibly sometimes useful – guide to some of the challenges of modern living.

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How to make your partner dump you

What women really want

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How to make your partner dump you

The party's over. The thrill has gone. Your eyes are open. But you can't bring yourself to do the deed. No problem – get your partner to do it. Ashton and Elizabeth explain how ...

  • Pretend to forget her name.
  • Out-drink him up the pub – he won't be able to cope with the shame.
  • Pay more attention to the dog than to her.
  • Don't have baths! The BO scent will keep her away.
  • Tell him that David Beckham looks far better than him.



What women really want

Forget Mel Gibson. Our brave heart Ashton knows what women really want.

  • Never turn up late for a date – sorry love!
  • Make her laugh as much as you can.
  • She wants your undivided attention – keep your eyes for her and for her only.
  • Don't accept her offer to go Dutch on dinner – she really wants you to pay for it all!
  • Text her after the date – don't make her wait!

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