 
Bitch Fest
Uh-oh, the House has broken out into a full-on bitch-fest...
Laid-back James has announced the bitching in the House has reached "epidemic" levels.
You'd have to be an inanimate object not to notice that something was up today: the air was positively bristling with the sounds of whispering and gossiping.
Kicking things off were Tracey and Paul, with the beauty therapist telling her companion: "Something's going on with Caroline and James..."
"Yeh," agreed Paul succinctly, letting his disgruntled expression do all the talking. "James is being odd and Caroline is pushing herself away from the group," he whispered.
"She says she wants to go 'cos there's too much bitching," Tracey whispered back.
Proving Caroline's point later in the afternoon, Tracey told Tommy: "Paul's been scratching his eyes out over Caroline all day."
"She knows," came Tommy's surprise response. "She's quite a clever girl… doesn't take a genius to see there's bitching," he went on sagely.
"She's ignoring everybody and keeps herself to James," Tracey noted before going on to say that she hasn't bitched about anyone yet – but could if she wanted!
"You've bitched enough," Tommy assured her.
In the early hours of the morning, it was time for Tommy and Caroline to cotton on to the bitchy babbling – with a little help from Paul.
The three were sitting in the garden with Tommy when Caroline sighed, "She [Tracey] says everyone's pairing off..."
"I'm not pairing up with no one," Paul grimaced.
"The bitching has got to an all-new level," James piped up after the pairing-off point had been debated. He appeared to be overcome with despair. "It's reached epidemic levels... We're doing it the noo!" he gasped.
At this point Tommy stalked off to join Tracey in the bedroom but the mongering went on regardless: "We've worked out Tracey's playing a game, Paul," James glared.
"She thinks one of you has a game plan," Paul threw in, which only left the pair in question to gasp for even more air than before.
Just where will it all end..?
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