 
Trolley Dolly Trauma
Uh-oh they've only gone and failed their first task… in smashing style..!
The housemates have flunked their first task – crashing a simulated plane, nose first, into an airport runway!
This morning Big Brother announced that the guys and gals were to successfully crew simulated flight, BB Airlines 018, London to Birmingham, to determine their shopping budget for the next eight days.
They were provided with a computerised flight simulator, life jackets, flight safety instructions and a rack full of BB Airlines uniforms – which must be said, caused no end of excitement from the up-for-it rabble.
With eight roles to choose from, self-confessed Richard Branson lover, Caroline, netted the pilot role. Tommy bagged co-pilot, James opted for head flight attendant with Paul, Tracey, Jade and Hasan as his team, while Shaneen pounced on the air traffic controller role.
And it all went so well to begin with, the housemates looking like true trolley dollies in their spanking green and black uniforms, smart hairstyles and flashy make-up.
Plucky Caroline executed a perfect take-off and James led his team in style with the safety instructions. Hasan appeared to be enjoying talking to the plastic dummies that made up the plane's passengers and all was joy and light on simulated flight BB 018 London to Birmingham.
Until it came to the landing that is...
All went quiet as Caroline, frowning with concentration, embarked on her descent. Lips were bitten and brows were mopped as the blonde-haired shopaholic got closer to landing the plane. And for a happy second it appeared as though she was going to pull it off.
But then came the crash, and with it the distressing sight of the simulated vehicle, tail end up, nose wedged into the tarmac.
Caroline flung her head into her hands at the sight but fortunately for her, her co-workers were supportive.
"Don't worry, you got us all the way there," Tracey encouraged, seemingly unaware that her new pal might have flown them to Brum, but then killed them just before they could sample the city's delights.
"So we're all supposed to be dead now," co-pilot Tommy instructed the troops with a chuckle.
A case of air today, gone tomorrow..?
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