select answer Germaine Greer The former head of Yardley Anita Roddick
select answer No It depends Yes
select answer 1992 1997 1999
select answer £17.9 million £41.3 million £59.1 million
select answer Are likely to be unperfumed Mean you're guaranteed not to suffer an allergic reaction Are the only sort allowed in Denmark
select answer 20.8 minutes 36.2 minutes 41.7 minutes
select answer Eye shadow Lipstick Face cream
select answer Foundation Perfume Lipstick
select answer In Your Face Trailer Trash Like, Uh
select answer Olive oil Bush warbler droppings Lanolin
select answer Keep the colour 'accurate' Re-assure customers Kill micro-organisms
select answer 32% 39% 46%
select answer On the skin On mucous membranes Except under medical supervision
select answer 4.9% 13.4% 28.0%
select answer Falling in Love perfume Anti-pile cream used for wrinkles A new St John's Wort lipstick
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