
As the saying goes, marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence, a life sentence. So once you’ve got over the initial shock of your mate getting hitched, you may as well send him off with a proverbial bang, and make it a night to remember – or at least jog his memory in years to come with the photographic evidence.
Whether you opt for a sophisticated city break or an action-packed muddy weekend, it’s not a bad idea to consider the group and choose something that appeals to everyone. Avoid the predictable paintball-go-kart-drink combo by daring to be different with one of these minimum-hassle options, guaranteed to please... in more ways than one.
It’s Vegas, baby!
Pull out all the stops and do Vegas in style. Get really serious and stay at Wynns, gamble at
the Bellagio casino and party at Pure in Caesar’s Palace. The Coyote Ugly saloon bar at the
New York New York hotel is another must. Pretend you’re action heroes and take a helicopter
flight into the Grand Canyon. And whilst you’re there, why not land at the bottom for a
champagne breakfast – hair of the dog with a twist? After a winning streak, make a break for
the desert and launch bazookas.
www.visitlasvegas.com

Double Decker ride
Who needs a taxi when you can commandeer a whole bus? Round up your mates and jump aboard the
deluxe Club Class bus, a stylishly silver double decker affair, featuring a music system,
sofas and sexy air hostesses to wait on you hand and foot. Delivering you door to door from
one bar to another, you’ll wonder how you ever coped without it, and it is almost certain
you’ll be on board with at least one hen party. Surprise the stag by picking up a stripper in
between stops and try to avoid leaving anyone behind... £25 per person for bus only. 3 star
2-night accommodation package with bus and meal £159 per person. Half strip to g-string £95.
Full strip £145.
www.clubclassbus.com
Caveman style
Regress back to Stone Age instincts and banish pre-wedding tension with some good
old-fashioned, primeval axe throwing. Become Thor, God of Thunder, and crush that hangover
with your Mjolnir – otherwise known as a mighty hammer. Combine with other activities like
shooting, archery, quad biking and hover-crafting for testosterone-fuelled fun and games. Axe
throwing, 4x4,quad biking and clay shooting combination available for an average of £160 per
person including accommodation.
www.stagweb.co.uk
Football legends
The fall of the iron curtain and the rocketing number of budget airlines are a sign from above
that you should head to Eastern Europe for a weekend of debauchery. Re-enact your very own
Euro away match by forming a winning team and challenging a local side – you can select a
weak, average or good opposition – with qualified refs and cheerleaders to complete the
experience. Ease those aching muscles with a revitalising sauna and a belly dancer for
entertainment, or really blow the budget, and book a Bacchanalian Bath complete with topless
attendants to soap you down. £375 per person for whole pitch, plus referee; Bacchanalian bath
£800 for 2 hours including belly dancers. Packages can be tailored.
www.stagrepublic.co.uk
Nurse a pint
The risk of unidentified drinking injuries is high on activity-packed stag weekends, so sit back and relax, safe in the knowledge that the Angels will look after you. Guaranteed to set your pulse racing, these scantily-clad nurses will shepherd you into their converted ambulance and ply you with booze. There’s room for 6 on board, and with karaoke and sexy games to play, this brings a whole new meaning to playing doctors and nurses. £30 for half an hour up to £260 for 2 hours. www.angelsambulancelimos.com
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Do try and coincide with a random hen night
Don’t clock up a criminal record
Don’t fight with other stag groups
Do get on the guest list at the nightclub of your choice beforehand
Don’t get chucked out once you get in...
Do indulge in ritual humiliation of the stag