05.40 - 05.55
Young people explain their favourite dialect phrases.

'Gaelic Coffee', part one
05.55 - 09.25
A romantic twist for etymology.

'Who Wants To Sit In The Dialect Chair?'
09.25 - 14.00
Dialectical difficulties demand 'lifelines' for Round One survival.

'Gaelic Coffee', part two
14.00 - 15.20
The continuing charms of etymological chat.

15.20 - 15.53
Young people translate their own dialect.

'Big Mucker'
15.53 - 18.20
Highlights of four further days, landing Doug in the Diary Room

'The Interview'
18.20 - 21.10
A time and place is found for standard speech.

'Bog Off', part four
21.10
The alienation of the alien intruder