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At six o'clock in the morning, the hog hunt begins. Lesson one - how to track them through forest.
"Here's some pig scat," says Major Bobby.
"Pig shit?" asks Gordon.
"I was trying to use its biological name, but you are correct sir," says the Major, proving he's an officer and a gentleman.
The Major then shows Gordon how to smell the trees to pick up on the hogs' scent. Lovely.
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