8. Janet's massage parlour (Image 8 of 8)
With the mood music setting a relaxing atmosphere, Janet tries to massage the calves with a vibrating device.
The massage certainly relaxes some parts of the calves' anatomy.
"Oh no it's pooing again!" moans Janet. "All that's happened is the massage machine's brought on an attack of the shits."
At least there's no nappies to change
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