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Janet's dubious about Craig's bovine beauty treatments but she's in it up to her neck with Gordon so she decides to give them a go.
First up a little music to set the scene. Janet's hoping Elton John's love ballads will soothe her savage beasts.
But the calves don't seem to be fans. Not even a serenade from Janet will impress them.
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