The F Word - Pictures Janet's veal goes free range

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8. Anything you can swear, I can swear better (Image 8 of 8)

Janet pops in to see Gordon to give him an update on the progress of his future meat.

Gordon's interested to hear she's gone for a free range approach.
"Let them have a bit of fun," Janet says.
"Are you getting attached?" asks Gordon. "Will you be sad when they've gone?" "I'll be sad if they don't taste great," says a practical Janet, "not a part of me is getting soft, not one fucking bit."
Doth the lady protest too much? We'll find out when she says farewell to David and Elton.

Have your say: is eating veal delicious or dastardly?