7. The ticking clock
7. The ticking clock (Image 7 of 8)
There's only six weeks left before Elton and John are off to be slaughtered and Janet grows closer to them every day.
"Ahh he's gumming me," she croons as one of them comes in for a kiss.
Later she tells Gordon that she could smell burning when the horns came off but she wasn't worried as she'd had a similar operation on a bone in her shoulder.
"You get more and more like your calves every day," he tells her. "You're getting close to them."
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