5. Veal supremo (Image 5 of 8)
Meet Joe Collingborn, veal supremo and Yorkshire's answer to Indiana Jones – well, after he's had a cup of tea and a sit down.
Joe's worried Elton might be getting a bit bossy and there's a chance he could butt David in the eye in a bout of overzealous enthusiasm.
"We can take 'em off," he tells Janet. She agrees to have the calves 'disbudded' where the horns are nipped off with a hot iron.
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