Blackburn Michelle Brandon's menu

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Date Published:

03/12/2008

Mum of three boys, Michelle, is used to being treated like a lady. "I'm the only woman in this house, which is great because everybody has to pander to Mummy's moods," she beams

Too vain to wear glasses, Michelle preps her menu blind – literally, and it's not long before things go awry and she's left lamenting her lack of practice. "A bit of foreplay dose us all a bit of good, doesn't it?" she muses. If you say so, Michelle.

And it's not just the cooking causing her problems; she's lost the keys to the garage and, more importantly, the booze. This is not good news for the guests. After Steve's dry performance last night, something tells us they're going to be thirsty.

Keys found and booze released her guests arrive and within seconds Stephen is schmoozing. "These flowers reminded me of you," he trills handing Michelle a colourful bunch. Are you saying Michelle looks like a gladiola?

After a mixed reception to her meal, Michelle tries to pick up some points in the entertainment department and gets out the Nintendo Wii. Anyone for tennis? Stephen's not keen but the others give it a go and it's not long before Steve's performing his best John McEnroe impression. Stephen looks at his watch.

To get the party started Michelle served funghi ripieni, or mushroom with a Parmesan crust to us, and some watercress soup with savoury muffins.

For her main dish Michelle wowed the crowds with her perfect breasts in this chicken roulade recipe with wild mushroom tagliatelle.

To finish her evening off Michelle served a trio of berry delights including strawberry shortcakes and Eton mess.

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