Top 10s Top 10 Big Brother food fights

Date Published:

12/08/2008

Take a houseful of attention seeking strangers, add shared living quarters and take away their food. Big Brother knows how to start a food fight, and these ones really got the feathers flying. Cringe your way through this trip down memory lane

Hissy fit

Pocket-rocket Nikki showed her strop-potential early doors when she broke down over a lack of bottled water. Big Brother felt the full force of the little housemate's rage.
"I'm crying because of you. Because you won't give me water!" she screamed turgid-faced, "I actually feel like I'm going to die!"

A Team legend, Dirk, probably thought he was onto a winner when he got onto the subject of healthy food for all but he hadn't reckoned on the mastermind argument of tabloid journalist, Carole Malone.
"If I was president I would make whole grains and beans free. They're healthy and cheap, and no-one grows vegetables any more, farmers with 20,000 acres go to the store."
"If everyone grew food there would be no supermarkets in existence," warned Carole.
You done got told Dirk.

Dicky's dark side

Nikki again and this time she's hungry. Richard, the big scamp, broke the first rule of a communal kitchen and ate all the cornflakes.
"The fat yank had four fucking bowls," ranted Nikki, "and not just normal bowls, fucking mountains of cornflakes."
Richard's alternative breakfast suggestion didn't go down well either.
"He's all 'there's porridge oats, porridge oats are good for you they're healthy'. Well why don't you have them, you fat ox?"

Hyper-housemate, Shabaz, felt like an outsider so to seal the deal, he decided to hide food from his ravenous roomies.
"I did it because you really pissed me off," he whined, "you should never bite that hand that feeds you."
"Who do you feed?" asked an outraged Sezer.
"I got the shopping for yous," Shabaz sobbed.
"You fucked up the shopping, you nob," exploded Sezer.

Girl gotta have toast

Snacking is a dangerous thing when food's tight and your housemates are hungry but that didn't stop Chanelle's between-meals toast troughing.
"I'm only eating the toast because there's no fruit left," moaned Chanelle, missing the point of rationing.
"I don't want to hear it, Chanelle," sighed Nicky.
"Stop staring at people when they're eating toast then," Channelle stropped, "I'm on my period in two days."
Right...

Despite his own booze stashing antics, Maxwell was not about to let Science get an extra glug of wine, following his bottle-toting housemate around the kitchen with pit-bull-like ferocity. Science barely blinked.
"Poo!" he said wafting his hand in front of his Maxwell-filled face, "brush your teeth. Plaque attack!"

"Difficult? Moi?"

BB's Charley was no shrinking violet so when someone nabbed her food she was not about to let it lie.
"Just because I didn't eat it doesn't mean you can eat it," she ranted. "I'm not bothered, I'm over it now. I can't believe they ate my food, fat fuckers. Can you believe they ate my food?"
"Has someone drunk my wine?" Chanelle butted in. Nice try love.

Proving you can't buy class, shovel faced Sloane, Grace, marked her exit from the house by throwing a glass of water over fellow housemate Suzie.
"You're no lady," laughed a dignified Suzie.
"Nor are you, you moose," retorted the ironically named Grace.

Heads up, Emma

What started out as a playful food fight ended up in physical assault, a police investigation and the show being taken off air in the most agro BB clash ever - and it didn't even include Charley.
Jason dished out death threats while Victor got hands on with the tableware smacking a gobby Emma around the head with a platter.

Racing in to the top spot

Oxogate - the day a simple stock cube sparked an international race row and threatened the career of one of glamour modelling's rising stars.
"Did you use all the stock cubes? They were the only thing I ordered," said Shilpa, unaware of the whirlwind to come.
"Fucking hell, it's just a cube," ranted Jade, holding court in front of her coven, "so what if we used one, three, four or five. You was all over that shopping list like there was no tomorrow."
If only they'd stopped there.

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