Bunny And The Bull Review

The boy was on holiday in Rome, having dinner with his parents at a restaurant. An Italian restaurant. When in Rome and all that. The lobster was in the restaurant too, but it wasn't on holiday. Shortly it would be executed by boiling water; a hot corpse to be dissected on the boy's plate. This was unacceptable to the lobster. As the waiter carried the lobster over to the boy's table in a long pair of tongs, the pathetic creature decided to make a break for it. Wriggling out of the waiter's tongs, it smacked head-first into a low-hanging light bulb. The bulb shattered, hot shards raining down on the five-year-old's head. To this day, 'Mighty Boosh' director Paul King won't touch seafood. It's no coincidence that in King's debut feature, Bunny And The Bull, the most revolting European chain restaurant he can conceive of is called 'Captain Crab', serving up slimy portions of barely-dead crustacean.

But back to that lobster for a moment: it doesn't take an armchair psychologist to drum up a corollary between the surreal and often fraught comedy of Bunny, and The Boosh, and that traumatic childhood incident. The plot of Bunny And The Bull does indeed deal with how painful memories can adversely affect our present outlook. If King can't go near shellfish again, his paranoid, agoraphobic creation Stephen 'Bull' Turnbull (played by Edward Hogg) can't seem to leave his Kings Cross flat for fear of something awful happening. This is a man so terrified of the unexpected, and of that which he cannot control, he has turned his dismal flat into a virtual mausoleum, stacking his own pee in jars, "and noting its PH".

The reasons behind his self-incarceration are soon revealed: an ultimately doomed European road trip taken with his toxic best friend Bunny (Simon Farnaby). Initially taking in such genuine museums as The German Museum of Cutlery and the National Shoe Museum of Poland (your laconic tour guide, one Richard Ayoade), Bunny decides his lovesick friend requires more stimulating adventures, and soon they're picking up a sexy Spanish waitress Eloisa (Verónica Echegui), stealing stuffed bears and encountering a barking mad Hungarian tramp called Atilla (Julian Barratt), who much prefers to drink his dog's milk directly from the dog.