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The lairmates have to dedicate a poem to a fellow housemate and Larissa is particularly excited about using 'adjecteeeves' and 'betaphors'. As a twist the lairmates have to read their poems sat in front of their chosen 'target' and there are some amazingly bad results. Oh, and Nicole cries all the way through at the sheer beauty of it all.

Here are some extracts:

'You make me laugh when I am down, being around you is pretty sound'
Kasey to Tom

'There was a young main called Ian, who came into the house with his twin, we picked the right one and treated him like son, mad dog Iain'
Tom to Iain

'But the favourite thing I find, is his really dirty mind'
Nicole to Emmett

'All my heart goes out, to the saucy lass from liverpool'
Emmett to Kristina

'Here's to the bombshell Larissa'
Bianca to Larissa

'Like no one I have ever met you have so much postive energy it eminates from you from sunrise to sunset'
Jonny to Larissa

'When we leave this house I hope he realises he has helped me more than he believes, apart from my weave'
Larissa to Jonny

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