Contestants

Beatrix Von Bourbon

Age: 23
Town of Origin: Stourbridge
Star sign: Pisces

Why did you apply for Vanity Lair?

I was just about to start my masters in cultural studies at Goldsmiths and I found the £10,000 prize fund very alluring especially as I'm about to go £12,000 in debt!

Describe yourself in THREE words?
Focused, imaginative, indecisive.

What is your BEST feature?
People say that I'm considerate. Especially of other peoples' feelings.

What is your WORST feature?
Indecisiveness.

What's attractive in other people?
Humour.

What's unattractive in other people?
I find people who have an empathetic outlook attractive and people who are sensitive to others and calm.

'Rich but Ugly' or 'Beautiful but Poor?'
I'm going to read 'ugly' as being both inside and outside, so I would rather be beautiful and poor especially in terms of being beautiful on the inside. I'm not so bothered about my appearance, I'd rather be a nice person.

A Fashion Icon or Prime Minister?
I don't think I could take the stress of being Prime Minister so I'd rather be fashion icon as it sounds more frivolous and like it requires less effort.

'Fat and Funny' or 'Thin and Boring?'
Oh definitely fat and funny. My God how boring would it be to be thin and boring.