Ignacio Suarez
An expert in the kitchen and a shoulder to cry on for Betty, Hilda and Justin, Ignacio turns out not to be the perfect dad they all thought he was.

What starts as a simple mistake with his health insurer soon reveals a dark past that threatens the harmony of the Suarez household. The reason Ignacio can't get any more drugs for his heart condition is because his Social Security number makes him over 117 years old.

Ignacio ran away to America with somebody else's wife, and the only reason that 'somebody else' didn’t follow, was because Ignacio had killed him, and no amount of excellently-prepared empanadas is going to cover that fact up. Lucky for him his immigration caseworker has got the hots for his latino good lucks, which should make getting a Green Card easier. Well, you'd think...