Are you feeling lost and in need of direction? Fear not. Crew commander Yevgeny is on board with some words of Russian wisdom.
Space is a big place, where you have a lot of time to think. And Commander Yevgeny has certainly done a lot of thinking. We've collected some of his wiser words:
I was very ill one time, when I had some bacteria, and I was making vomit sexy black colour and I went all strange and I was making songs, the Whitney Houston songs, but I did not know that I was doing it. It is a lesson to no infection.
This watch is lucky for me but not always does it go like it should
I just want to be normal and go away and have drink with Vodka and play with a dog
On any type of meat, if it is bad, you put mustard on it
Looking at Billy is very distracting for everybody
On a dirty dream about Richard and Judy:
My brain made it, and Richard was playing with himself
If you meet a space slug, it will mate with you, you will make beautiful babies
My wife, she is very ugly, she would not fit into any lens. I do not mind the fact that she is ugly, I like the fact that she is very ugly, because she is happy with it and ugly is all in the perception. But she looks very horrific.
